which ilx poster has had the most transformative effect on your life?

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I still think you should become a rent boy.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit N

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not saying you can't as well.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry Steve, I'm not planning on charging YOU.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Euw, dudes!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Why euw? Kate would be all over this...

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, leave me out of this! Oh wait, that's just given me an ILX slash idea...

― Danger Whore (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

LIke a million slathering hot dogs.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

we're all quite alike tho. it would be like incest.

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate perhaps, me nevah!! Stevem & Matt DC are like brothers. That kind of brotherly love is just wrong! bad, bad, BAD!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt’s very confused, as he walks with Stevem and no Alba, out the doorway and into the street. Stevem never says no to him when he looks at him like that, not even when Matt wants him to do something like dance on a table in some random pub so Matt can take pictures and pretend to stuff pound-notes he doesn’t actually have into his waistband. Not that he’d ever make Stevem do anything like that.
Maybe it’s just a Stevem thing, the not saying no, because Alba just did, he said it more than once, actually, and didn’t even weaken when Matt called him a treacherous dog, abandoning his comrades in their hour of need. So it’s just them, just him and Stevem and the rain.
Stevem’s arms are looped around his neck, hands linked loosely, head back on Matt’s shoulder. Matt’s arm’s around his waist, hand curled at his side, Stevem’s skin all nice and warm where his shirt’s ridden up, and Matt’s chilled fingers dig in a bit, trying to hide from the rain.

“Matt?” Stevem whispers, and Matt stops elbowing people out of the way, pausing under a lamp post to look at him.
“Yeah?”
“Right. Just checking.”

― Danger Whore (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops, wrong thread.

― Danger Whore (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The official answer to this question is now 'Kate'. I'm not sure anything will ever be the same again.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My pleasure. ;-)

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

time to diffuse the situation with a thread-title based joke answer: jel

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

This scenario, coupled with that of Club Popular dancing in a linked circle to "Waterloo," has very nearly caused me to eat my breakfast a second time.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure my mind can comprehend ilx today

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello. I work in subtle ways, you probably won't notice the effects for a good few years yet. An epiphany awaits.

I've always found the writings of Hanle y to be very sage.

― jel, Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You are confusing sage with parsley.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

if you'd put the space before the y that'd be funnier, jsl

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I did put the space before the y! You are tripping all over my life. Stop it!

― jel, Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i was not referring to you

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The space thing is overdone. Spice is the new frontier.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Behave yourselves or I'm going to get Constable Knapweed to take you in for a stern reprimand.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, I see. I was dumbfounded by the jsl, which I assumed was a typing error, or typo as the kids call them. A thousand apologies.

― jel, Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think 'jsl' is his secret bed name for me. Frankly, it makes me want to throw up.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

jsl is an abbrev. of 'jus sayin like'

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What Alba said in his second sentence, except subsitute "ILx sex" for "it."

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Megatron. I KNOW he's here.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't know. I've been distracted into thoughts of Carol Vorderman's sram.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I posted an answer to this, but ILX ate it. It's either K4te St. Claire, whose existence indirectly and in a weird roundabout way eventually led me to ILX. It was a circuitous route that began in around 1997 when I randomly visited her website. What if I hadn't and had never found ILX? I wouldn't listen to Daft Punk or Basement Jaxx and I would still be a corny indie fuq and wouldn't know Ken Chu...

Which brings me to answer 2: Ken Chu, who I talk to every day and who is one of the best people I've ever known, and without a doubt the kindest. He manages to be one of my best friends, despite the distance.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, it's surely JtN by a lonely mile.

― the bellefox, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's Ken Chu?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This one is way too obvious for me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

It's me, right?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Not THAT obvious. Try less obvious.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Who?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

KISSES!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord Custos?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX is supposed to have transformative effects on your life?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Saul Williams?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Who could it be?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think ILX is fucking me up!

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Too late.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm the only one who gets fucked up by this stuff. And do you know why?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd have to say Luna. She makes my pants move.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to hear it.

xxpost

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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