i don't know why this was such a brain teaser to me when i saw it today on FB but it really was.
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― scott seward, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:49 (eight years ago)
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― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:40 (eight years ago)
And if you do, fill up their food bowl and bring the trash to curb if you could? I'll be downstairs playing League of Legends DO NOT DISTURB thanks.
― Evan, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:00 (eight years ago)
that meme makes it sound like she actually doesn't know who her relatives are
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:02 (eight years ago)
"hey if any of you is my father, please raise your hand. because I can't remember who you are and I want to tell little Ike who to expect socks from at Christmas"
The future is a cartoon avatar of ourselves passing along passive aggressive messages to relatives who sign into Facebook once a year.
― omar little, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:03 (eight years ago)
when you're a cartoon they let you say it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:38 (eight years ago)
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― how's life, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:47 (eight years ago)
that was your first mistake you took your lucky break and broke it in two
― niels, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:51 (eight years ago)
just like other girls, i'm not like other girls
― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:30 (eight years ago)
That one sounds like something the girl from firestarter would say just before igniting you.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:37 (eight years ago)
they all say that
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:33 (eight years ago)
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:52 (eight years ago)
can't fuck w/ Aristotle
― niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:54 (eight years ago)
not sure Aristotle had a word for workaholism, but he was the original centrist dad it's true
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:55 (eight years ago)
Indeed no greek word for "proper ambition"
https://larvalsubjects.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/table-of-virtues-and-vices.png
― niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:57 (eight years ago)
xp as has been discussed on ilx previously, he was the og of mor
― ogmor, Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:43 (eight years ago)
dying @ shakespeare
― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 13:51 (eight years ago)
I made thishttps://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30624485_10160139487670304_5220650349698383150_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=6c247e086a5e2b657889de35572aab41&oe=5B688B70
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:02 (eight years ago)
lol
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)
when everyone leaves facebook it's going to be nothing but people posting that kind of shit back and forth, along with very confused parents and aunts and uncles trying to contact their relatives who no longer log in
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (eight years ago)
my wall pretty much is! or replace the politics with shit about Hogwarts. My "unfollow" feed has grown to where like the same ten people who actually post interesting shit show up on my wall.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (eight years ago)
That reminds me of one of the Thundercats outtakes.
― how's life, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:10 (eight years ago)
lol @ democarts
― marcos, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:14 (eight years ago)
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:10 (eight years ago)
social media really is a blessing or propagandists
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:25 (eight years ago)
... And that cheerful, friendly, progressive leader's name? Bashir al Assad! And that, my friends, is the rest of the story.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)
... you'd abort that child?
Well, my friend, you just killed the lion of damascus, bashar al-assad
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:43 (eight years ago)
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:36 (eight years ago)
reads like James
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:56 (eight years ago)
He sure completed many novels! An inspiring achievement.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:03 (eight years ago)
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)
Jesus
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)
Good pick.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:16 (eight years ago)
oh what a co-worker we have in jesus
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:18 (eight years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/f0/b8/c1f0b87a690dae834ad74d876b99704b.jpg
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:04 (eight years ago)
Seems like if you keep your eyes on the goal and don't look for obstacles that might be in the way, you will end up with a bloody nose.
- Bob Marley
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 April 2018 02:55 (eight years ago)
Coworker hipster bro has dead, dead eyes. (I miss him.)
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 16 April 2018 05:17 (eight years ago)
Coworker hipster bro is dead man miss him miss him
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 16 April 2018 10:54 (eight years ago)
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― omar little, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)
@dadinlaw this is why u shd stop riding a motorcycle and get a honda civic like a normal person
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 19 April 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)
Clearly not true though as anyone who's watched Mad Max can attest
― groovypanda, Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:07 (eight years ago)
no-one on the bikes tho so w/e
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:22 (eight years ago)
unless you want to save life of a transformer lol
Shared without any trace of bitter irony by a facebook friend today
https://planetcaravan.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/15823510_10154494258923375_1593542726633550996_n.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 15:07 (eight years ago)
https://local.theonion.com/local-dipshit-planning-on-fighting-trump-administration-1819580140
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 15:08 (eight years ago)
Yes, one can imagine Trump quaking in his golden slippers at the thought of people starting punk bands.
Sixteen other GOP candidates couldn't stop him, the entire Democrat party couldn't stop him, the Clinton machine couldn't stop him, the leftist media couldn't stop him, and he's evaded the worst (!) legal and judicial witch hunt in history (IN HISTORY!!!!).
Thrashy power chords on a guitar, though? TRASHY CYMBALS? Motherfucker's gonna fold instantly when he hears my incisive lyrics.
― ad homineminem (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 April 2018 16:14 (eight years ago)
it says fight, not stop.
at any rate dropping out of establishment channels to start your own media seems like the way to go. or i guess you can fight by consuming media for and by millionaires.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 April 2018 17:20 (eight years ago)
i guess we know who posted it
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)