why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (eight years ago)

my mum posted this

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28577607_1556509254398155_8150854248469364736_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a34f5c7e7e2d05f5821f3d55bf29c198&oe=5B3DEFE2

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)

sorry man

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:52 (eight years ago)

I knew you got your fb posting habits somewhere

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)

blocked

playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:57 (eight years ago)

i wish there was a chrome extension that blocked FB posts with screenshot blocks of text

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)

i don't know why this was such a brain teaser to me when i saw it today on FB but it really was.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/84/9e/6e849eb06ed8f1ac10bb3a2eba2ad1ad.png

scott seward, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:49 (eight years ago)

And if you do, fill up their food bowl and bring the trash to curb if you could? I'll be downstairs playing League of Legends DO NOT DISTURB thanks.

Evan, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:00 (eight years ago)

that meme makes it sound like she actually doesn't know who her relatives are

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:02 (eight years ago)

"hey if any of you is my father, please raise your hand. because I can't remember who you are and I want to tell little Ike who to expect socks from at Christmas"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:02 (eight years ago)

The future is a cartoon avatar of ourselves passing along passive aggressive messages to relatives who sign into Facebook once a year.

omar little, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:03 (eight years ago)

when you're a cartoon they let you say it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:38 (eight years ago)

that was your first mistake you took your lucky break and broke it in two

niels, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:51 (eight years ago)

just like other girls, i'm not like other girls

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:30 (eight years ago)

That one sounds like something the girl from firestarter would say just before igniting you.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:37 (eight years ago)

they all say that

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:33 (eight years ago)

can't fuck w/ Aristotle

niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:54 (eight years ago)

not sure Aristotle had a word for workaholism, but he was the original centrist dad it's true

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:55 (eight years ago)

Indeed no greek word for "proper ambition"

https://larvalsubjects.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/table-of-virtues-and-vices.png

niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:57 (eight years ago)

xp as has been discussed on ilx previously, he was the og of mor

ogmor, Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:43 (eight years ago)

dying @ shakespeare

had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 13:51 (eight years ago)

lol

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)

when everyone leaves facebook it's going to be nothing but people posting that kind of shit back and forth, along with very confused parents and aunts and uncles trying to contact their relatives who no longer log in

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (eight years ago)

my wall pretty much is! or replace the politics with shit about Hogwarts. My "unfollow" feed has grown to where like the same ten people who actually post interesting shit show up on my wall.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (eight years ago)

That reminds me of one of the Thundercats outtakes.

how's life, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:10 (eight years ago)

lol @ democarts

marcos, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:14 (eight years ago)

social media really is a blessing or propagandists

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:25 (eight years ago)

... And that cheerful, friendly, progressive leader's name? Bashir al Assad! And that, my friends, is the rest of the story.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)

... you'd abort that child?

Well, my friend, you just killed the lion of damascus, bashar al-assad

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:43 (eight years ago)

reads like James

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:56 (eight years ago)

He sure completed many novels! An inspiring achievement.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:03 (eight years ago)

Jesus

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)

Good pick.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:16 (eight years ago)

oh what a co-worker we have in jesus

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:18 (eight years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/f0/b8/c1f0b87a690dae834ad74d876b99704b.jpg

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:04 (eight years ago)

Seems like if you keep your eyes on the goal and don't look for obstacles that might be in the way, you will end up with a bloody nose.

- Bob Marley

fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 April 2018 02:55 (eight years ago)

Coworker hipster bro has dead, dead eyes. (I miss him.)

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 16 April 2018 05:17 (eight years ago)

Coworker hipster bro is dead man miss him miss him

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 16 April 2018 10:54 (eight years ago)

@dadinlaw this is why u shd stop riding a motorcycle and get a honda civic like a normal person

21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 19 April 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)

Clearly not true though as anyone who's watched Mad Max can attest

groovypanda, Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:07 (eight years ago)

no-one on the bikes tho so w/e

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:22 (eight years ago)


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