#ThrowYourFootAwayyy
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:06 (eight years ago)
I lolled at this one.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2246378835376053&set=a.259206554093301.83866.100000118760722&type=3
It works on a level beyond the intended “men aren’t men anymore” message imo.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:07 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSpeWYRU8AADYGt.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:21 (eight years ago)
I don't want to spam the thread with stuff from @BarefootIsLegal, but uh https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLOr2osUMAEx5Mw.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:36 (eight years ago)
Whenever I see those "hippie feet" in a logo or painted on something, I know I am in for a tiresome time.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:41 (eight years ago)
requesting more info on the person who posted the chemtrails/barefoot thing
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 06:26 (eight years ago)
I've driven barefoot before and I don't recommend it. Those pedals were made for footwear.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:27 (eight years ago)
I drove naked once (once). Agreed.
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:46 (eight years ago)
Yeah, I wore unsuitable shoes for driving one time and had to take them off. Driving without shoes was really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Also of course nobody can see your feet when you drive. Have they even remotely thought this through?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:51 (eight years ago)
https://pics.me.me/mesmerizing-quotes-shakespeare-said-i-always-feel-happy-you-know-27831056.png
― chinavision!, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:39 (eight years ago)
mesmerizing
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:42 (eight years ago)
That's not iambic pentameter
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:46 (eight years ago)
There's a sofa advert on at the moment where Owen Wilson makes up some bullshit Shakespeare quote and I can't work out if it's supposed to be ironic or if the writer was an idiot or if the writer assumes the viewers are idiots
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:48 (eight years ago)
straight lolling at these, good work thread
― niels, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:29 (eight years ago)
Before you love, hurl. If you blow chunks & she comes back, she’s yours.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2018 02:38 (eight years ago)
p sure that quote is Christopher Marlowe or Bob Marley
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:18 (eight years ago)
Che Guevara, right?
― niels, Thursday, 22 March 2018 07:20 (eight years ago)
- Bobson Dugnutt
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:13 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28795164_10155735279440376_2022689799967401603_n.jpg?oh=cba81f519cf83bf4be52aa900620a44b&oe=5B39FF07
I regret to inform you that the gangs and criminals are at it again
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:18 (eight years ago)
when u get out of ur car you will become an unwilling participant in a new form of criminal endeavour called 'the knockout game'
pls liek adn share
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:23 (eight years ago)
Thanks to frogbs for not being selfish. Our vision will maintain high percentage as a result.
― jmm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:24 (eight years ago)
When you go outside to find that someone has toiled papered your tree, do not climb tree to remove toilet paper. Snipers are waiting in the hedges.
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:32 (eight years ago)
Official msg from police
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:43 (eight years ago)
there is a sickness out there, lurking in the heart of the sharers
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:51 (eight years ago)
A spectre is haunting europe. The spectre of rainbow parties
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:23 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28277193_1748820691897219_3476090436404994424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHJ109YpnFaCyajUvuzsZx4ijHRTcjrDXIiCepYUy4QKNk2wJB-t0LhcHOuJ-ssSRKH0vnQQA0G7lOHUrF6TEBfpyONOJk_E7ve5tlu4U-pSA&oh=771ceeeb7c8623e4136ab971200ce611&oe=5B424B02
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:46 (eight years ago)
Brown Eyed People Eater by Sheb Morrison
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:59 (eight years ago)
- Van Morrison
― nickn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:02 (eight years ago)
Share If You Have A Brown eye
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:03 (eight years ago)
in the coffee shop, the mememaker realizes they have the ultimate shareable image - there are literally billions of people with brown eyes. this is going to be huuuuuuuuuge
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:12 (eight years ago)
nippled people are quite a force to be reckoned with. they are straight shooters and honest to the point to be intimidating by those who arent used to such open honesty! nippled people are faithful friend, but only allow a few lucky people in their circle. nippled people are not pretenders, they exemplify the saying "What you see is what you get". Share if you have nipples.
― Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)
hang on, shots fired
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/90/c4/8d90c449ac95db6434f7cdae04fd966c.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)
As a brown eyed person I can confirm that I'm content with achieving your baseline pleasure standards at best.
― Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:44 (eight years ago)
the subtext of that is clearly referencing the fact that there is no such thing as blue eyes
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)
steve_bannon.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (eight years ago)
my mum posted this https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28577607_1556509254398155_8150854248469364736_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a34f5c7e7e2d05f5821f3d55bf29c198&oe=5B3DEFE2
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)
sorry man
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:52 (eight years ago)
I knew you got your fb posting habits somewhere
― mh, Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)
blocked
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:57 (eight years ago)
i wish there was a chrome extension that blocked FB posts with screenshot blocks of text
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)
i don't know why this was such a brain teaser to me when i saw it today on FB but it really was.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/84/9e/6e849eb06ed8f1ac10bb3a2eba2ad1ad.png
― scott seward, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:49 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28953884_10156134885856704_7380798716424110384_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f82e734feddd4256c6e54d72fe0b9e94&oe=5B2B8445
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:40 (eight years ago)
And if you do, fill up their food bowl and bring the trash to curb if you could? I'll be downstairs playing League of Legends DO NOT DISTURB thanks.
― Evan, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:00 (eight years ago)
that meme makes it sound like she actually doesn't know who her relatives are
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:02 (eight years ago)
"hey if any of you is my father, please raise your hand. because I can't remember who you are and I want to tell little Ike who to expect socks from at Christmas"
The future is a cartoon avatar of ourselves passing along passive aggressive messages to relatives who sign into Facebook once a year.
― omar little, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:03 (eight years ago)
when you're a cartoon they let you say it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:38 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29541453_10216203705188111_8689052191993299293_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeE-479KzS0Q51nWkb4Stdl33wycgxtm_2r-MtN8yOrwmICg4M9cDIeBkuP8Z1yYLgAcIODTfE36Ipz7VeZ0eh2BzMWRjw7B154AO7lc-5wUYg&oh=4ddc2431429d7e7f64035b7ec0444649&oe=5B73224B
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:47 (eight years ago)
that was your first mistake you took your lucky break and broke it in two
― niels, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:51 (eight years ago)