No, that breaks the joke, nobody uses his middle initial, and how are you supposed to sing along with that
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:39 (eight years ago)
but "Larry Elleison" has wrong number of syllables if singing along with Judee
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)
or any priest I've encountered
agree that the "J" weakens it a bit because nobody cares about his middle name. it just seems necessary. putting a hat on a hat, but you can also imagine the J stands for "john stamos".
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)
I read the joke to the chorus to that Mr Mister song
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:23 (eight years ago)
yeah, I like your way better now.
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:38 (eight years ago)
noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:11 (eight years ago)
hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague)
zidanerubbinghead.gif
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 08:20 (eight years ago)
I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.)
p.s. - I'm twelve.
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 02:40 (eight years ago)
I just noticed that and lolled hard too
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)
jeremy cmbyn (wins)
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:36 (seven years ago)
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac)
― faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 20 August 2018 18:43 (seven years ago)
rolling explaining darraghmac's and wins' display names for the rest of us
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)
Flann O’Brien
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:41 (seven years ago)
Call me by your name
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)
id damn near start a thread for my greatest unspotted hits but nakh would turn in his grave, and murmur something and 'dogshit' and i wont have his slumber broken on my conscience
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)
tfw you discover "the great wallogina" was used briefly by autumn almanac in the spring of 2013
― The Great Wallogina (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:01 (seven years ago)
whiiiich means I can't use it
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:24 (seven years ago)
twas a breach
― lee guacamole (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:35 (seven years ago)
― faculty w1fe (silby)
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:36 (seven years ago)
Nag Reddit (Leee)
― koogs, Saturday, 15 September 2018 07:24 (seven years ago)
so obvious in hindsight, so elegant on the screen
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 September 2018 13:09 (seven years ago)
coetzee.cx (wins)
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:05 (seven years ago)
begs the question, what is the associated image
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:18 (seven years ago)
Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins)
I lolled like a schoolboy
― Mama Weer All Tankee Now (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)
also the mentioned poster was a very sport after I fucked up their joke earlier.
― calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:13 (seven years ago)
very good sport
― calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:22 (seven years ago)
- stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague)
*chef's kiss*
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:48 (seven years ago)
^^ just came here to post that
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:28 (seven years ago)
lol write what you know
― stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:29 (seven years ago)
― Gaseous Clay (Leee)
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:42 (seven years ago)
I am enjoying Hadrian's a lot.
― mick signals, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:34 (seven years ago)
mumsnet blvd (wins)
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:34 (seven years ago)
been rocking this one for ages hoping it makes it here but in a deemsian flourish I'm going to have to do the honours myself before retiring it forever
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:44 (seven years ago)
What does NS mean
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:37 (seven years ago)
Non-sequiter?No sex?Nuclear strike?
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:42 (seven years ago)
null set?
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:44 (seven years ago)
Nina Simone was a hologram?
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:46 (seven years ago)
Certe
― Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:59 (seven years ago)
arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara)
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 April 2019 16:05 (seven years ago)
call me cismale (Noodle Vague),
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:13 (seven years ago)
haha!
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:16 (seven years ago)
he has inspired me
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:22 (seven years ago)
Queecuck or Cuckqueg? Help me decide, my dear libtards.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:05 (seven years ago)
All humpbacks are bastards
― milkshake chuk (wins), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:25 (seven years ago)
Lot of Dickery on ilx this week
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:39 (seven years ago)
Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 22:07 (six years ago)
I got 99 Problems... and all of them are Luftballons
― mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 16:47 (six years ago)
I got 99 problems and they're all Luftballons.— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 14, 2019
I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why do I have so many luftballons.— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 15, 2015
I got 99 problems with luftballons pic.twitter.com/NLQFxmTxpv— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) April 29, 2018
I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena!*Thinks of you and let's them go*— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015
I got 99 problems and none of them are a red luftballons— if beale street could tweet (@BesharmKutti) January 29, 2018
Some of my early rap singles"Baby Got Side""99 Problems But Luftballons Ain't One""Nuthin But A GE Thing, sponsored by General Electric"— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 18, 2016
Remember when a chicks 99 problems were luftballons.. balloons ...good times— JeN (@Jenn_x2_) September 28, 2014
I wish my 99 problems were red luftballons so I could just let them go.— Elizabeth (@Slygirl08) March 22, 2014
I don't have 99 problemsUnless you count luftballons as problemsIn which case, OK, yeah— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) August 10, 2013
I don't have 99 problems, but I've got 99 Luftballons.— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) March 13, 2013
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:54 (six years ago)
thought that'd be a sic post
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:59 (six years ago)