Avengers: Infinity War

I'm surprised that Lee's literary adaptations don't use flipping pages as scene transitions. You know, like a book!

the Hulk movies are so bad that it feels like there's been three or four of them, from a "shit I will avoid watching in favor of [sports / lawyer movies] if that's all that's on [cable / the airplane seatback]" perspective. One or the other seems like it keeps popping up and who can tell if it's Bana or Norton? Ultimately, who cares? There is no good 3-act arc in Bruce Banner's existence. It is an eternal violent struggle with rage and the absurd, unwillingly waged by one of the smartest men alive, and the latter always loses. Does not translate to popcorn movie. Does not need a archvillain.

On the other hand, I wouldn't be against Tim Blake Nelson returning to be one of the pillars of The Intelligencia in round 2 / phase 3 / whatever.

I feel like Victor Von won't get his proper due until there is a titular origin film about Doctor Doom (as implied, I think, in Sparkle Motion's "Bad Wakanda" comment above) and the other prerequisite being that some brilliant character design genius can translate his look onto the screen without looking like a nickel-plated luchadore mask or either throwing out the baby with the bathwater and just giving him a metal face.

Ironically the Corman production of FF was the most faithful to Doom’s costume out of the 4 attempts so far.

There is no good 3-act arc in Bruce Banner's existence. It is an eternal violent struggle with rage and the absurd, unwillingly waged by one of the smartest men alive, and the latter always loses.

not a fan of PAD's run?

(overall otm point tho)

By coincidence I watched the most recent Fantastic Four movie yesterday - in theory I liked the idea of Doom the Redditor, but iirc they pulled back on that, as befits a movie which is a collision of bad ideas and likable actors (and Miles Teller)

I caught the first 15 minutes of the Silver Surfer one not long ago and was kind of impressed how well they captured the tone of the FF- it was incredibly goofy but no less so than any mid-80s stretch of the comics.

Yeah no those are good.

Hm, dunno. Can't he just be a big bad guy?

https://io9.gizmodo.com/heres-why-the-avengers-are-thanos-supporting-characters-1823921364

Thanos is the hero

If this is at all like the comic, then I assume the movie will be a lot of Thanos consolidating his galactic/cosmic power, there will be cuts to Strange or Thor or whomever mumbling about a disturbance in the force of something, and that it will end with the cliffhanger of everyone dead. I mean, there is so little the previous movies have done with Thanos that they have a lot of ground to make up. Then again, I always thought Ultron was a great villain, but they turned him into a boring one-off in the last Avengers movie, so who knows.

yeah assume the r rating has to do with the murder of half of the universe's population

I believe the R rating is only a rumor at this point and I would be surprised if Disney let that happen.

It won't be rated R. I mean, the first one was almost R, too, but there is no way this movie is hitting theaters as an R.

I mean, you've gotta let the kids in if you expect to sell them Thanos bedsheets.

Exactly. Plus, cosmic violence is bloodless.

I always thought Ultron was a great villain, but they turned him into a boring one-off in the last Avengers movie, so who knows.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, March 21, 2018 1:29 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mentioned this somewhere (maybe upthread?) but after I started to notice that the MCU has a really bad habit of killing off most of their villains, I started to wonder if that wasn't perhaps an intentional opening to have Thanos rectify the situation...

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Coincidentally, in musing about where the MCU goes once the current phase is capped off, it seemed to me that delving into the monsterverse (Werewolf by Night, Man-Thing, the Blade reboot that's been floated) is one entirely possible route. Maybe we'll get the Tim & Eric Meet Manphibian film that our generation so richly deserves.

the R rating tweet upthread was a joke. is there anybody seriously rumoring it will be R?

MCU villains that it was a mistake to kill off:
Red Skull
Killmonger
Ultron

MCU villains that they haven't killed that I want to see again:
Dormammu

Villains that they haven't killed that I don't want to see again:
Loki

So far their burn rate seems pretty ok. I can't blame them for wanting to make the MCU as big as possible and keeping the baddies fresh is a decent way to do it.

Loki eats it in the first 40 minutes, callin' it

the R rating tweet upthread was a joke. is there anybody seriously rumoring it will be R?

i've set my mind on nude thanos now goddammit and i'm gonna be real ticked off if i don't see the purple-headed monster's purple-headed monster

I believe I read somewhere that he's going to discover the existence of a seventh 'virility' gem. But where to put it?!?

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Thanos is a boring character. Starlin's comics are good because they have all of Marvel's crazy cosmic beings in them.

And Ant-Man is the shittiest silver age Marvel comic hands down. This thing is not that thing.

I loved the hell out of some ant-man in marvel comics presents in the early 90s

he’s a guy who can shrink and talk to ants, obviously the premise writes itself

What do they talk about?

basketball

Like, "what would it be like to be tall enough to play basketball?" And then Antman is all "well, let me show you!" And then he grows back to normal size but accidentally squishes them and is all "ah, man, sorry little guys!" But he's afraid to shrink back down, because they might be mad at him.

he talks _to_ them, they obviously can't talk back. they're ants! sheesh

alternatively they make clicking noises with their mandibles

he talks to them about how much he likes walking around inside his wife's vagina

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let the record show I was referring to the Ant-Man of the early 90s MCP, Scott Lang

lol sic

Joe Russo has confirmed to the Radio Times that The Leftovers and Fargo star Carrie Coon will be playing Proxima Midnight, the spear-wielding female member of Thanos’ Black Order.

whaaaaaaaat

.....well, I'm glad she's getting that Marvel money. Sounds like it's a one-off (or close to it).

Intersting. I had forgotten that the Black Order was going to be in this and that they'd yet to announce who was cast in the roles. I have a feeling there's still more surprises to come (hoping for at least some token representation from the TV world).

FYI, it's now been almost four years since they announced all of the MCU films through 2019, and as of this moment we still don't know anything about the plans beyond next year aside from GotG 3 and a Black Widow film. Let alone the revised title/general plot of the next Avengers film. I kinda love how tight a lid they're keeping on this thing.

Scoop: there will be a Black Panther sequel.

Now that BP and Wonder Woman have put paid to notions about the marketability of superheroes who aren't white dudes, I'd bet good money on a Ms. Marvel flick.

that'd be a hell of a marketing nightmare after the Captain Marvel movie

;)

I wouldn't be surprised if they made it some kinda buddy pic pseudo sequel to Captain Marvel.

Review embargo lifted, seen 2 reviews so far. Sounds like a big overstuffed sandwich -- mostly good flavors but stuff keeps falling out and it's a mess to consume.

So there's a Flavortown in the MCU is what you're saying

Thanos bringing the donkey sauce.

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hahahaha

some review tweet said that Thanos has moments of being a sympathetic character and I’m down for that

just want to dead half the universe for reasons

anybody check out the venom trailer? i thought it looked okay. i assume venom is the villain in the next spidey film?