Keanu would smell like a nice mid-price soap bought at a good spa resort.
Ethan Hawke would smell like old Birkenstocks lying on stale raisins.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 16, 2018 3:15 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
both sound pretty good tbh
ethan is handsome. keanu is ... beautiful
― marcos, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:37 (eight years ago)
Is there was a channel on pornhub that was just pasta and Keanu...I might consider subscribing.
― Yerac, Friday, March 16, 2018 3:19 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
these movies are just like... life happening, maaan.
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:38 (eight years ago)
i would remind you that a Film Comment writer circa Boyhood was confident enough to call EH "rat-faced"
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 19:51 (eight years ago)
I read his first book when it came out which must have been at least twenty years ago. It was . . . fine. Not worthy of any awards but certainly not terrible either.
there was a short story in Adrian Tomine's Optic Nerve series in the late '90s about the ghostwriter of a young actor's novel following the actor around on tour and watching him read from the book he hadn't written. always wonderssumed that it was inspired by actual events & about Hawke.
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:23 (eight years ago)
I knew the movie was taking the piss out of Jesse -- as if the first movie hadn't already signaled it, but I was younger -- when we see him in 2004 basking in the success of a thinly disguised bildungsroman. Of course Jesse would be an airhead who can write nothing except autobiograpy.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:35 (eight years ago)
nope, that was the book he held up i just watched it a few days ago
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, March 16, 2018 11:10 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that book is doing a lot of heavy lifting establishing him as an interesting person iirc
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, March 16, 2018 11:12 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol otm, the thing about the before movies is that jesse is a huge dingus
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:39 (eight years ago)
oh damn that's a solid xp
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:40 (eight years ago)
jesse is a huge dingus
this was obvious to me when she said he kissed like an adolescent! he probably behaves like an adolescent in many ways. which is why i was glad when i thought she had chosen not to lay with him in the meadow
from what i can tell he only gets more annoying with each movie!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:42 (eight years ago)
That burgundy turtleneck did a lot of heavy lifting too. Never talk to a stranger wearing a turtleneck.
― Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2018 20:43 (eight years ago)
a turtleneck with a rather large hole in iti could handle the turtleneck if he were a completely different person
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)
i mean i don't hate him or anything but he's a dude who takes himself way too seriously, totally lacks self-awareness, and never works on himself. which means he's very real to me even as i'm certain he deserves to get divorced twice for his behavior in the third film
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)
Brad you are back, fuck yeah! <3
― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:46 (eight years ago)
Besides the beautiful European locations and the intense chemistry between the two stars and the snappy dialogue and the sexy kissing scenes, my favourite bit was Ethan Hawke’s wardrobe. His first outfit is a simple red turtleneck sweater with stonewash Levi’s 501s, and I liked it so much that it’s probably going to be my go-to for the next six months.
The internet is a wonderland.
http://isaaclikes.com/2014/12/before-sunrise.html
― Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2018 20:52 (eight years ago)
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Friday, March 16, 2018 4:23 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Huh, interesting. The book was actually really obviously autobiographical from what I remember but I never had any trouble believing it was written by him. He's clearly a smart well-read guy and it just seemed like the kind of first book someone like him would write. As I said though I read it 20 years ago so for all I know it's actually terrible.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:55 (eight years ago)
Hawke *is* very good as the tortured minister in the new Schrader film. That and Boyhood are the best he's been in a long time, maybe ever.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:20 (eight years ago)
i side with ENBB, i dont think I’ve ever fully stopped crushing on him even when I dont like him & he’s a jerk and a goob i always sorta deep down still like him because he was my ultimate crushworthy go-to for so long
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2018 23:05 (eight years ago)
I was trying to think of something that Ethan Hawke smells like & all I got was “toothpaste” O_omy brain is weird lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2018 23:10 (eight years ago)
I think he would smell like a hairless cat.
― Yerac, Friday, 16 March 2018 23:22 (eight years ago)
:/
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2018 23:32 (eight years ago)
Hey brad :)
― tinnitus the night (Ross), Saturday, 17 March 2018 00:38 (eight years ago)
That thing where bacteria on puppies' feet makes them smell like Fritos? That's Ethan Hawke's odor.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:00 (eight years ago)
Puppy frito feet is the best smell!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 17 March 2018 01:08 (eight years ago)
I have now watched Before Sunset and understand the "I remember that night better than...." comments. It was alright. Jesse/Ethan Hawke was probably at his grossest imo. You guys did a nice job keeping the spoiler from me -- even though I knew that I was wrong about them doing it, that was a major point of the movie (afaict) and it seemed to go exactly where I hoped it wouldn't -- they both fixated for almost a decade on that one night and it interfered with their ability to find happiness or satisfaction elsewhere. They talked about sex a lot. I winced when he pulled her over to the bench and she kept making these uncomfortable faces and then working to hide them (I liked her facial expressions). The way he talked about his wife made me feel depressed for her.
What I thought I liked about the first one was the way it offered the option of encasing the entire experience in amber and then calling it up when you want to think about a good time but not fixating on it as some sort of WHAT IF missed opportunity.
Now I am watching the third one and -- wow. So far, extremely boring. I did like when she said she wound up with an American adolescent. Yeah -- he has always been like that!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 23:12 (eight years ago)
also extremely corny of him to write a novel about itimo
The third one is like taking the helium out of a balloon
― tinnitus the night (Ross), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 23:21 (eight years ago)
haha holy shit Richard Linklater directed this new ad. "If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass." https://t.co/dbRZM8RugE— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) October 9, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYYqEgT9uI
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 03:46 (seven years ago)
Lol nice
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 03:50 (seven years ago)
C'mon…Ted
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 04:41 (seven years ago)
nothing like seeing an extremely old guy permanently slam some weasel's name between the bars of an air quote forever— Tobin's Lifting Guide (@Mobute) October 9, 2018
his wife is going to call him "teeeeehhhhhd" and he's going to see that guy hovering in place of her face, shimmering there in front of the soup vault— Tobin's Lifting Guide (@Mobute) October 9, 2018
I don’t recall ever seeing someone’s name turned into a dismissive insult before my very eyes— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) October 9, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 04:49 (seven years ago)
Linklater as '80s curator
https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/6338-richard-linklater-s-1980s
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:49 (seven years ago)
New one supposed to be out late this summer (bumped from the spring).
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:54 (seven years ago)
a Cate Blanchett mystery...
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:19 (seven years ago)
Yeah. My Mom loved the book. Didn't realize the trailer went out last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvOud9GcRQ
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:59 (seven years ago)
it's not really a mystery, unless they changed it a lot. the book is more of a quirky family drama
― na (NA), Thursday, 9 May 2019 19:27 (seven years ago)
Exclusive: 'Boyhood' filmmaker Richard Linklater is directing a Sondheim musical that will be shot over the course of 20 years and star @BenSPlatt and @BeanieFeldstein https://t.co/DeCXGcj1XW— Collider (@Collider) August 29, 2019
― Number None, Thursday, 29 August 2019 19:47 (six years ago)
he's a little older than me, but i like his odds of finishing it more than mine of seeing it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2019 19:50 (six years ago)
Jokes on them, there will be no movies except Disney ones in 20 years.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 August 2019 20:01 (six years ago)
Sources say the film is being shot in reverse chronological order, as the play and musical end when the characters are in their mid-20s and just embarking on their entertainment careers.
― Alba, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:05 (six years ago)
Wait is it Merrily We Roll Along? D’oh!
― The Fearless Thread Killers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:31 (six years ago)
watched BEFORE SUNRISE tonight and was pretty disappointed, having put off watching it for some time just to build anticipation after reading a little about it and figuring it would be my kind of film. I’m usually not the type to dismiss a movie because I “didn’t like” a character, but every time ethan hawke opened his mouth I winced — and it wasn’t only his teeth
I suppose this is how real life is, we’ve all dated people, fucked people we weren’t all that interested in — had aimless conversations we could actually picture enjoying with someone who we vibed a little better with... I did like the listening booth, and the pretend telephone conversation, and the times where she’s roast him for being dumb and adolescent... maybe I’d have liked this a little better if I were 20 when I saw it instead of 30. it was a nice-looking movie, I’ll give it that
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:38 (six years ago)
Definitely a movie best to experience for the first time somewhere between sophomore year of high school and senior year of college.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:41 (six years ago)
Would Before Sunrise Hawke be as hateable without Reality Bites Hawke? (Probably, but maybe not.)
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:42 (six years ago)
I watched the first two movies at the perfect time in my life to relate to but the third one I couldn't relate to at all. Maybe I'll see it again if/when I get to that point
My Mom loved the book. Didn't realize the trailer went out last year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvOud9GcRQ
Watched this movie on a plane knowing nothing about it except it was Linklater. it was like a Disney channel movie
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:03 (six years ago)
if you're ever capable of relating to these, that's a worry
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:15 (six years ago)
Part of Linklater's strategy is to frame Celine's reactions such that "Can you believe this callow fucker?" is never far from her mind. I found Jesse ridiculous at twenty too -- a teleological reason, I guess.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:19 (six years ago)
he's supposed to be seen that way, right? (I don't remember this movie well enough anymore.) but I still related to the excitement they both have
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:33 (six years ago)
in fairness Jesse is a lot less obnoxious than actual American youngsters traveling in europe
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:23 (six years ago)
― Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:27 (six years ago)
before sunset >>>> sunrise
they’re more interesting as actual adults (jesse, obviously, is still a dumbass)
re: not being able to relate to before midnight, have you ever been in a really terrible fight with someone you know and who knows you really well. alternately have you witnessed one among your married friends
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:15 (six years ago)