Avengers: Infinity War

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the macguffin in the story makes whoever holds it a god so I expect some reboots and reshuffles on various hero fronts using the gauntlet as way to wave it off

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

yeah, it def seems like this would be the most sensible place to rejig things for the next phase of the mcu - seems kinda telling that they're holding off on revealing the title of the second part of this one, presumably because it's gonna be avengers: teen tony unleashed or something similar spoilery

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

Avengers: Heroes Reborn surely. Or The Liefeldening perhaps?

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

Avengers: DJP's Triumph

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

Avengers: Deemsnarok

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

lol what if the main purpose of the infinity gauntlet is to recast the avengers

"I have rewritten reality and Iron Man has always been... played by Robert Pattinson"

mh, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

the title of the 2 infinity war movie will probably spoil the most important point of the 1st film: the Electric Boogaloo

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

Avengers: Shakey's Complaint

"Nobody likes this multimillion dollar ridiculously successful and widely praised franchise at all!"

"By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, such harsh words."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

xpost 2 Aven 2 Gers

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

the movie ends when Thanos accidentally uses the infinity gauntlet to transform himself into Jonah Hex

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

and the whole MCU was merely prelude to the long-awaited Jonah Hex sequel

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

*movie ends, Deadpool appears*

"Did you buy it?"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

which is set to be titled the league of extraordinary gentlemen 2: jonah hex vs catwoman

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

RIP Michael Fleisher

Ward Fowler, Friday, 16 March 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

A tiny extra detail:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/peter-dinklage-is-definitely-in-avengers-infinity-war-1823832569

Speculation is he's voicing a Black Order member.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

I'm suddenly fearful of the ill-advised introduction of Pip the Troll to the MCU.

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

Cap has been my favorite MCU character until BP came along. Now fresh off BP it's going to be almost painful to see a movie where Cap is the Team Leader when T'Challa is clearly his equal as a leader in every way.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

RIB Michael Fleisher

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Friday, 16 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

Bringing the Guardians.. lot in for this. Fuck's that about?

piscesx, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

For avenging.

So...got Thursday night opening tickets, come what may.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

#BREAKING Avengers: Infinity War has been Rated R by the MPAA for Intense sequences of sci fi action, grisly imagery, some sexuality, nudity, strong language. This marks the first ever R rated MCU film pic.twitter.com/gD4Oggm2R9

— Unreel News (@Unreel__News) March 15, 2018

groovypanda, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link

NUDE THANOS CONFIRMED

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

thought his face was wrinkly? we have news

mh, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

xxxp Gamora and Nebula are Thanos's daughters, why would the GotG NOT be in this?

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

the fact that they're all in it is kind of the point...

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2018 08:30 (six years ago) link

The point I think is how many will be left when it's over. Marvel people have talked up their "next phase" ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:35 (six years ago) link

Guardian of the Galaxy

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link

Avenger and a Half

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

the conclusion of these movies would be a swell time to introduce Dr. Doom.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

He's part of the Fantastic Four deal so off limits iirc.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link

In fact, it seems Noah Hawley announced the other week he's making a Doom movie for Fox in the near-ish future.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

GIVE ME DOOM

mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

I thought the Disney/Fox deal gave them FF & X-Men finally

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

Doom is hands down the best villain in comics. It's criminal how badly he's been done. Also there would be something great about a Bad Wakanda all of a sudden popping up on the world stage.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

Corporate mergers take a long time and they're not anywhere near even having it approved iirc?

mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

fyi
Under the terms of the agreement, which is expected to close in late 2018 or early to mid 2019, pending regulatory approval

we're a long ways out, assuming it doesn't fall through

mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link

Ah well I guess we’ll see

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

being in the middle of a big merger/spin-off thing at my own workplace, the misunderstanding of timelines is very relatable

another couple years and we'll have this finished

mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

so what is endgame for this universe? are our great grandkids going to have Avengers films?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

they'll taper off, then fifteen years later someone will try to add a movie in the same chronology and it'll flop, after which they'll badly reboot it

mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

Rise of the Starks

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

It just occurred to me yesterday that there's only been two major cast changes in the decade that the MCU has existed, and even those happened very early on. This thing has been surprisingly well planned out. I'm sure they have another decade roughly sketched out, although I'm somewhat at a loss in terms of guessing how that will play out.

My current prediction is that, if Skrulls are a big enough deal in the Captain Marvel movie, the unnamed Avengers movie might be a take on Secret Invasion. Which could make for another big shake-up of the status quo. I think we'll probably see an expansion of the cosmic and magic stuff, as well. Beyond that, who knows. She-Hulk, maybe? Ms. Marvel?

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

Who besides Rhodes?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

Norton > Ruffalo

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link

that Hulk was such a nothing of a movie

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

oh yeah. Ruffalo was a big improvement. Cheadle is kind of a non-entity in these. Too bad they didn't keep Howard.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

I kinda like the Hulk flick. It's the MCU's b-movie. And it's better than Ang Lee's gamma-irradiated turkey.

(I'm trying to talk the gf into rewatching all seventeen(!!!) of the MCU movies that are on blu-ray with me before the new one drops next month. I can give a more up-to-date review when/if that actually happens.)

Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

I’ve been calling this “Avengers: Infinity Fuck” in my head ever since it was first announced years ago, I just wanted to mention that

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link

And it's better than Ang Lee's gamma-irradiated turkey.

this is incorrect

Simon H., Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

The Ang Lee one is very bad.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link


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