I ask this as someone who for a few weeks several years ago slept alone in her old bedroom
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
I've said this before but my niece has an inspirational Rachel Platten quote on her wall that says "nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." My wife took one look at it and said "Fuck yeah, that sounds nice!"
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link
otm
― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link
Why would anyone want things to happen
in prison they never order you to do anything
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28661103_859949137545180_14779416257232896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ec92e69cf0d529c4212efbe5bbb40608&oe=5B477377
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link
kinda weird of mrs thompson to type her response in a handwriting font on lined paper
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
kind of weird for mrs thompson to type her response in a custom handwritten font, too
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LozCkBI.jpg
mrs thompson is up to something. if she's covering her tracks here...what else is she lying about?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:18 (six years ago) link
oh duh, dr casino already mentioned that exact thing. my observational skills are absolutely in the toilet these days. still, fuck mrs thompson tho
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link
lol i was gonna sayalso fuck this basic ass humor, omgggggg the teacher will think the mom is a stripperrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lolalso like even if you MUST do that joke the obvious way is to have a series of ""kid's drawings"" of parents' jobs and each one looks like it might be something untoward and then you scroll to the caption and find out the innocuous thing it is. having to read fake mrs thompson's whole stupid fake letter adds nothing, barf.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link
i actually saw that get shared on my real FB timeline, but i am a teacher and have a lot of teacher friends
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link
It doesn't need to be genuine, it's funny anyway.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2018 07:48 (six years ago) link
Having said that, the caption on the picture doesn't go, either way.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2018 07:49 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28685455_1678081995615801_3981489527109166439_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0dd810f9306abb6c5eb34668e322acc&oe=5B4533DE
or maybe your eyes rolled all the way back into your skull after reading a stupid fb image macro
― map, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
https://s10.postimg.org/m9juxhu55/DYg_LX7l_X4_Ao_QIVg.jpg
― groovypanda, Monday, 19 March 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link
wow there's a lot going on in there huh
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link
of all the nutbar conspiracy theories chemtrails is definitely the dumbest
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link
Why is there a Barefoot Is Legal web site?Most people in the Western world believe there are laws regarding driving a car, going into a store, or eating in public barefoot. There is a social stigma with being seen without shoes on. We at the Barefoot Is Legal (BIL) hope to change that.What is the goal and Mission statement?The Barefoot Is Legal group is about making the barefoot lifestyle more mainstream. This will be done by sharing with the public that going barefoot while driving, going into a store, or eating in public is not a crime. The group will also share with businesses that allowing their office employees to wear open shoes and even going barefoot within their working area is healthy. Businesses will even be able to save a little bit on health care costs by not mandating closed shoes with heels. Stores and businesses are losing money based on sending people away over footwear. We want to educate people that being healthy should be accepted and embraced.How will the BIL be set up?The BIL will be set up as a Private Club, similar to an Elks Lodge or other membershipsHow can I Join?Check back soon!
What is the goal and Mission statement?The Barefoot Is Legal group is about making the barefoot lifestyle more mainstream. This will be done by sharing with the public that going barefoot while driving, going into a store, or eating in public is not a crime. The group will also share with businesses that allowing their office employees to wear open shoes and even going barefoot within their working area is healthy. Businesses will even be able to save a little bit on health care costs by not mandating closed shoes with heels. Stores and businesses are losing money based on sending people away over footwear. We want to educate people that being healthy should be accepted and embraced.
How will the BIL be set up?The BIL will be set up as a Private Club, similar to an Elks Lodge or other memberships
How can I Join?Check back soon!
just a private club for people who love being barefoot, def no funny business involved, officer
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/driving-to-dundee-in-my-bare-feet/?unfortunately this project was unsuccessful.
― kinder, Monday, 19 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link
#FreeTheFoot
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link
#ThrowYourFootAwayyy
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link
I lolled at this one.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2246378835376053&set=a.259206554093301.83866.100000118760722&type=3
It works on a level beyond the intended “men aren’t men anymore” message imo.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:07 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSpeWYRU8AADYGt.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link
I don't want to spam the thread with stuff from @BarefootIsLegal, but uh https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLOr2osUMAEx5Mw.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:36 (six years ago) link
Whenever I see those "hippie feet" in a logo or painted on something, I know I am in for a tiresome time.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link
requesting more info on the person who posted the chemtrails/barefoot thing
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 06:26 (six years ago) link
I've driven barefoot before and I don't recommend it. Those pedals were made for footwear.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link
I drove naked once (once). Agreed.
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I wore unsuitable shoes for driving one time and had to take them off. Driving without shoes was really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Also of course nobody can see your feet when you drive. Have they even remotely thought this through?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/mesmerizing-quotes-shakespeare-said-i-always-feel-happy-you-know-27831056.png
― chinavision!, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
mesmerizing
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
That's not iambic pentameter
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
There's a sofa advert on at the moment where Owen Wilson makes up some bullshit Shakespeare quote and I can't work out if it's supposed to be ironic or if the writer was an idiot or if the writer assumes the viewers are idiots
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link
straight lolling at these, good work thread
― niels, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
Before you love, hurl. If you blow chunks & she comes back, she’s yours.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
p sure that quote is Christopher Marlowe or Bob Marley
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link
Che Guevara, right?
― niels, Thursday, 22 March 2018 07:20 (six years ago) link
- Bobson Dugnutt
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:13 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28795164_10155735279440376_2022689799967401603_n.jpg?oh=cba81f519cf83bf4be52aa900620a44b&oe=5B39FF07
I regret to inform you that the gangs and criminals are at it again
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link
when u get out of ur car you will become an unwilling participant in a new form of criminal endeavour called 'the knockout game'
pls liek adn share
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link
Thanks to frogbs for not being selfish. Our vision will maintain high percentage as a result.
― jmm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link
When you go outside to find that someone has toiled papered your tree, do not climb tree to remove toilet paper. Snipers are waiting in the hedges.
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link
Official msg from police
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
there is a sickness out there, lurking in the heart of the sharers
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
A spectre is haunting europe. The spectre of rainbow parties
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28277193_1748820691897219_3476090436404994424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHJ109YpnFaCyajUvuzsZx4ijHRTcjrDXIiCepYUy4QKNk2wJB-t0LhcHOuJ-ssSRKH0vnQQA0G7lOHUrF6TEBfpyONOJk_E7ve5tlu4U-pSA&oh=771ceeeb7c8623e4136ab971200ce611&oe=5B424B02
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
Brown Eyed People Eater by Sheb Morrison
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
- Van Morrison
― nickn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
Share If You Have A Brown eye
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link