'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

top corner volley imo

Watching with the sound off, why is there a ball-boy on my screen constantly? What did the wee lad do?

it's a pair of twins

probably a pair of cunts too tbf

the first half the ref had acword with eddie howe about cunt #1 cos he was wasting time after 8 mins

alli and aurier responding well at big moments to my posting technique

wait can they do this

just a misjudgement from sanchez imo not enough for a foul

lol at that

son will do in kanes absence

sissoko with a killer through ball wonders dont siss

and LOL at that from aurier

fuck football lets burn it to hell iirc

good finish u clown

I fucking love Son. And Dembele. Bu that's p much it from Spurs tbh. Sorry lads.

"and LOL at that from aurier" was for him clownishly letting the ball run out of play, not for him scoring a minute later btw

harsh on lloris wanyama eriksen tbh

Eriksen won't own up to his star status and it annoys me to no end. He's well into his "should be getting tattoos, should show off" era, and yet he doesn't. Fuck modesty imo.

hes dainty af i dont think tats would suit

anyon any thoughts on the begovic challenge that injured kane

would the thoughts change if twere an outfield player

would the thoughts change if twere an effort to block a pass or win possession somewhere harmless

thoughts would change if kane weren't a right goody two shoes cunt iirc

he's just not someone anyone cares about. and that's his own fault.

i thought he was a diving monster

"son delivers on mother's day"

see me in my office monday morning. you cunt.

Carra's in trouble

http://www.football365.com/news/carragher-sorry-after-spitting-at-14-year-old-girl

what a class act, him and ppl like El Hadji Diouf are just the best.

I should never had had no doubt that Son would come with the goods against Bournemouth, he's an absolute star.

Bormuff sonned in a kane ankle beef

details on carragher thing, and im no fan of the tart, arent quite "football star spits at teenage girl"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myaUBQ_IvIY

"Asked if he had seen the girl in the car, he replied: “I didn’t to be honest, she was leant back. I wish she wasn’t involved. I hate that she was involved more than anything.”"

It doesn't seem to occur to the cunt that spitting as a retort is fucking repugnant and completely beyond the pale for any civilised adult human being.

guy who was filming the thing should lose his driving licence imo, and carragher should be given the three points that liverpool failed to get out of the game

spitting is the worst thing that you can do out of a car for me trevor

i don't know remember that lad in the leather basque

dont follow bilbao m8

Both drivers' actions are bad. Carragher does need to take responsibility especially as a famous and well-paid person. But the big picture is that doing anything like this - goading, jeering, even friendly chat out of the window - while driving, is profoundly dangerous -- in the same way that we all know using a mobile phone while driving is. Spitting is nasty but the results of a crash for such reckless driving could be way beyond nasty. That's what they both seem not to understand.

Great lesson on 'Grown Men in 2018' for that 14 year old girl.

I for one am impressed by his huge spitball. Was he saving it up? Does he do this every day at more or less the same spot? Was it water or perhaps a refreshing beverage?

Remember when Southampton finished 8th, got to a cup final and then sacked their manager? Great days.

They've just appointed Mark Hughes to save them from relegation.

aw no i enjoyed Southampton's project

RIP

same rip

Hughes could concieveably have managed two relegated teams in one Premiership season. Would that be unprecedented?

Southampton have had a good run at it, time to go down to the Championship for a while.

still dreaming about a west brom, west ham, stoke bottom three

i can think of a number of clubs i'd apply that sentiment to before Southampton xp

ogmor otm for starters

Well, yes, there is that.

that is fantasy stuff

only cos pards tho otherwise im sure theres a club worse

without going as high as liverpool like

every time someone mentions pards, i get keats stuck in my head

away away! for i will fly to thee
not charioted by lambert or by pards
but on the viewless wings of moyesy
though the dull brain perplexes and retards

...that kind of thing

mister borges (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13 on board I Love Everything on 18-Mar-2013

Yeah re-alph, i would maybe burrow deeper and see if any of the francaises have geographical links or similar to the cité of limoux and the surrounding mountains, perhaps pardieu googled in a chummy getting to connaitre les lads fashion and happened upon yr cave drawings, sparking a crisis of intricate but catastrophic synaptic flares that can only lead to a startling regression from alan pardieu, smooth chinned and suited head of marketing and strategy at le tûne thru bearded alan pardew the coach (villa) to scruffy al what helps the kids (notts county) to neanderth-al in a loincloth (tactics at stoke obv)

mild applause for nick tempered with frustration at not finding apposite pun for 'queen-moon'

Palace going down should help see one of the last Archie Leitch stands in the country through to its centenary (tho not ad old as fulham's iirc)