Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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What aisle is tissue paper on?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Slow down little nigga
Don’t exceed your speed
Cuz I will put g's on they fitted like the Negro league
I got connects so I don’t need no weed
I’ve been in LA for a year now
So I don’t see no seeds
After I’m done you clappin’ the crew
Hell yeah, I fuck fans
Guess what your favorite rapper does too
In a minute I’ma have the Jew to makin’ my rims spin
My crew run wild at the Jamaica’s at Kingston
Nothin’ but bling bling in ya face boy
That’s why my knicks shine like one of them shirts Puffy and Mase wore
I done find a nympho as soon as I pop a bra
She had my balls head first just like a soccer star
You can only stand next to the man if you proper
Ya'll take care of birds like a animal doctor
Been out and I’m buzzin’ niggas just slept on me
So I’m out for revenge like one of bin laden's cousins

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"What's your take on Jon Williams?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"COLUMNATED RUINS DOMINO!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(especially if you sing it just like the record)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I. AM. A. MAN!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"MY BALLS ESPLODE!!!!!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Arial is the poor man's Helvetica"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jumanji!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me.... Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my.... It was good."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"oh, i'm so sorry. that usually never happens to me, but you look so fucking hot, hey, hey, aw, come back, co-"

*sigh

"tough on cum, tough on the causes of cum"

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have some questions about Homosexual Sex. How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt? Do you get poo on your penis? Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i, thankfully, don't have any questions on homosexual relations...

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I was flipping through the late night Skinemax movies Saturday night and I heard this beaut.

"Im gonna let one go on your pocket taco!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Im gonna insert my hot shaft in your tender vittles.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Where's Aja?"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GARU G

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

je4nne wins

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

"I wonder if it's night time in Lithuania?"

― JTS, Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

^^^^Hhahaha

Pre:
"Unghhhh, oh yo shit, did u already bust? Cos I know that shit's like a big complex with like, 90% of all bitches, naw naw don't fuck around, make sure you bust first, I'm a gentleman. In fact, it's one of my new years resolutions. Hey, you never even told me yours! Aw shit yo your box is fucken is LUSH, it's like that really expensive Danone "La Creme" yogurt.... you ever try that shit? OMG it's like regular yogurt but I dunno...

Post:
"That's some high-roller cum in you right there. Respect that shit."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG that's it what? oh yeh ILm!!! *dives to computer* er funniest erm OOOOOhhhgggfff no no I can't hold it... what? there's this message board, no it's not porn uuuugggghhhh sorry must type this is funnnnnnnnnn h shit sorry was that your face oh no I'm sorry no really i'm sorrry

― elwisty (elwisty), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

when the shit goes down, you better be ready!

― garu gee (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

i've no idea how i got to this thread btw

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

"Oops up side yr head"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

this is not coming. it's a lifestyle

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

FACES!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

how do i shot head

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

Two people I know: girl rather short, boy very tall. During sex, she catches him looking at the mirror above their dresser. She asks him "does it look like you're fucking a Hobbit?"

― joygoat (joygoat), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

"oh, wrinklepaws"

― p@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

my cock fancies a henfap

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:03 (twenty years ago)

I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF WOMBS

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

To be honest,

OMG R R R TSCHUH

still works for me.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

by the power of Greyskull!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

"NOW GO WASH THE DISHES!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Everything we own fell off a truck!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

"LOL"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

This guy who was going out with a friend of him would yell "Maximum power!". She quickly got rid of him.

― Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

"Iiiiiit's a Leonard Lopate show ticket giveaway!!!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

(hahaha the choco taco thing upthread!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

"Maximum power!"

Awesome! Roffles.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

DY-NO-MITE!!! (accompanied by the jj walker/black panther fist shake)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

"As Balzac said, 'There goes another novel'"

― Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

"The table is set.... my oven is hot......"

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

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