Things You Just Don't Care About

I don't care about the Bachelor either except finding out that the number one reason applicants are denied is because of stds (herpes) was pretty lol. Good that they screen for that.

Genital Slurpees

I'm afraid to ask...

imo The Bachelor should be an equal opportunity search for love or whatever and this is discrimination

Herp derp

martin shkreli

(sorry ned)

the Bachelor is kind of amusing when the dude is a total dipshit

Hope hicks.i care enough about knowing topical things, and informed ilxors recommendations, that i read like 1000 words of shit hope learned... but... nope. I want that time and this time back.

i am currently at a caring deficit. can't really think of too many things i care about. on the other hand, i was reading oscar wilde's essay on socialism before bed last night and i'm still trying to figure out how you have a world where most people are fed and free and active and thriving. it's a conundrum. i keep thinking about the part where he says using private property to feed poor people and keep them alive is cruel because private property is keeping them poor.

so i guess i do care about some things in the abstract.

Smashing Pumpkins

Jose Mourinho's treatment of Luke Shaw.

Sister Jean.

"startling" juxtapositions of how Jose Mourinho looks now and how he did ten years ago.

I'm enjoying deliberately not knowing or finding out who Jordan Peterson is.

Trying to do the same

Any reality television program

You know, other than the Presidency

everything i hear about nowadays i have to deliberately think "do i need/want to know about this?" usually it is no

tbh MV pretty much is JP

trump's affairs/penis

tbh MV pretty much is JP

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Maybe the dumbest thing anyone's ever said about me

true, you'll never write a bestseller

Probably true. The writing part, at least.

Moo Vaughn.

Let the man run towards his inevitable new 51 ban, smell the roses while you can etc.

xp ...what does that mean

You'll find out if I write a bestseller

i can't bring myself to give a toss about Facebook or data

I give a toss in so much as everyone involved in the story are utter cunts who I'm happy to see suffer.

don't even care about that tbh altho i saw that Cambridge Metallica bloke on BBC4 news the other night and he looked a right dick

i comprehensive catalogue of who's called who a dick on the internet would be the sort of data that might have some entertainment value

Red Arrows

Doping in sports

75% of the things that happen at my place of employment, including most of the things I'm responsible for

sounds about the right percentage

Deadpool. Actually I liked the Deadpool movie which I wound up watching on an airplane, but constantly seeing 'merc with a mouth' makes me want to jump off a fucking bridge.

trump tweets

Anything involving the Simpsons'"Steamed Hams" bit, Toto's "Africa", and Owen Wilson saying "wow". I have no idea why all of these things seemed to become incredibly prevalent in the last six months.

^^ I second all these memes that won't die because they're meant to be bad

wtf the Steamed Hams stuff is great

plus ça change, plus c'est la meme chose

oh god yeah the Toto thing. what the fuck is that all about. i mean yeah, good song, but for some reason it's occupying a similar space as Never Gonna Give You Up now.

Never gonna let you down in Africa

brb, arranging this as a banjo-driven mashup

Is the Toto thing only because of the empty mall video?

The memeification of "Africa" has been extensively discussed here

TOTO "africa" classic or dud

not sure there is a consensus.

Ugh, I had no clue that it's huge on youtube. Also, boooo to reminding me that the Holderness family exists.

I overheard my son talking about it yesterday so that must be what's behind that. To his credit he said to his friend "it's not a bad song".

One of the ten best songs ever.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

I am on the cusp of not caring about The Crown. I feel too much pressure to like it.

Memes are bad

Sorry, "memes"