Damn looks like they got to nashwan too
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:28 (eight years ago)
It's shocking when those who've benefited wildly from rubbing the lamp without concern for the implications later prove to be ineffectual at coaxing the genie back to where he came from.
― Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:36 (eight years ago)
story of the human race
― the late great, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:21 (eight years ago)
LOL Alex Jones did a false flag about his own YouTube
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:44 (eight years ago)
Before Alex Jones headed to court to face his ex-wife today, he told Infowars listeners that President Trump is part of an effort to fight against a sentient computer program that has decided to kill all humans.
This afternoon, Jones was speaking with a guest on his show when he declared that we are living in an “information apocalypse” where global elites “want to keep you in-the-moment confused.” Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he claimed that Trump is working with a group of people to defeat an automated intelligence computer program set on destroying humanity.
“This is already an A.I. system that made the decision to have a post-human world and Trump has jumped in with others and are saying, ‘No, we’re not doing it,’ at the elite level,” Jones said.
He quickly moved on, unfazed, and added that global elites “are really pissed about” Infowars “questioning the next false flag,” referring to his network’s infamous tendency to claim tragedies are staged events.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-trump-is-fighting-a-computer-program-that-has-decided-to-kill-humans/
― maura, Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:02 (eight years ago)
Isn't that something he's nicked from AI theory, called 'the Basilisk'?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 5 May 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)
Apparently he chased "King of Communism" Bernie Sanders down in an airport today, video tonight on his show
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 June 2018 19:09 (eight years ago)
Seeing that in the airport must've really felt like a Marvel vs DC moment
― 57mg/20floz, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 15:36 (eight years ago)
I couldnt even get past the introduction.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:55 (eight years ago)
Bernie's face in the still I've seen is the perfect reaction to realizing you're being faced with Alex Jones in an airport.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:56 (eight years ago)
in that both Jones and Bernie are massive corporations built entirely on the exploitation of creators, who have spent two decades on one hand and a decade on the other actively destroying the media ecosystems in which they communicate, while simultaneously attempting to ameliorate that by enhancing pointless notions of tribal identity amongst their constituents, such that they think "Marvel vs DC" is a legitimate notion worth processing, yeah sure
maybe you just mean that Jones is Funky Flashman thinking he's Godfrey though
xpost
― we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:08 (eight years ago)
^^^ pvmic
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:41 (eight years ago)
I mean, if you're going to have opinions about Bernie Sanders
― we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:08 (eight years ago)
So glad someone finally had the bravery to point out the glaring equivalence between these two. I mean, they're practically clones, for gosh sake.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:10 (eight years ago)
late to the party on this one by some six years or so but i can't not share lonely alex jones just thinking baout things
" what have I become my sweetest friend, every one I know goes away in the end"-Johnny Cash pic.twitter.com/ge30b8R6— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) December 10, 2012
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 June 2018 12:25 (eight years ago)
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 June 2018 12:27 (eight years ago)
6 years ago when he was a youthful 36 years old
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:52 (eight years ago)
Alex Jones is of an age where he could be my slightly older brother but appears to be of an age where he could be my dad's much, much older brother.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:58 (eight years ago)
a steady diet of shirtless rage and carginogenic dick pills will do that to a man
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:59 (eight years ago)
he would have been in high school at the same time as i was and he looks like my extremely unhealthy mississippi chud dad who just turned 69
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:00 (eight years ago)
careful kids, this is what happens when you OD on the Red Pill
xxpost So I should cut back is what you're saying.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:01 (eight years ago)
or at the very least be fully aware of the consequences of your choices, i guess
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:07 (eight years ago)
(considers the prospect of rapidly devolving into a seething grudge plug on the perpetual cusp of catastrophic rupture) Nah, I'm good.
― This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:26 (eight years ago)
actively destroying the media ecosystems
lol ok people that are on tv all the time and get a million stories written about them are destroying the media which is pulling in record high profits.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 June 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)
the closest shop to me went bust in January after 42 years downtown, and only got one TV story on a local news affiliate, about the fact they had already gone bust. maybe they have Dan Buckley on all the time on national TV but I haven't seen it - do you have any links?
― we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:58 (eight years ago)
I think local papers and television stations getting snatched up by conglomerates and serializing clickbait that has a very Jones-esque bent in an attempt to monetize sites, because his brand of garbage has the perception of higher audience engagement, is definitely one of the factors messing up the media ecosystem (publishers/writers/editors -> readers/viewers and the metaphorical ecological loop therein)
and yes, having a million stories written about Alex Jones, and people thinking that's a good use of resources, is messing things up
― mh, Thursday, 7 June 2018 19:06 (eight years ago)
Just found a Kate Spade / Illuminati theory on Twitter, btw
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:36 (eight years ago)
Alex Jones you better / watch your speed
― hangry like the wolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:37 (eight years ago)
Alex Jones looks like Stephen Stills if he decided to become a backyard wrestling heel.
― omar little, Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:44 (eight years ago)
So, Stephen Stills.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:50 (eight years ago)
a cross between Stills and Bobby the Brain Heenan
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 7 June 2018 22:20 (eight years ago)
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wTDPtIP0cdg/maxresdefault.jpg
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Friday, 8 June 2018 00:25 (eight years ago)
https://pics.me.me/woko-haram-wokieleaksalt-5-25-17-v-never-forget-alex-jones-once-23017110.png
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 07:10 (eight years ago)
Also...hairier? Dirtier?
― This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 June 2018 10:15 (eight years ago)
mostly i'm just distressed that his torso resembles an angry frowing face in both shots
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:02 (eight years ago)
i um okay i guess, thx for weighing in
Anthony Bourdain had the guts to call Henry Kissinger an evil war criminal and Hillary ‘shameful’ for defending Harvey Weinstein! Hope he is in a better place.. Hillary has called me ‘Dark Heart’ so let me just say again I will never kill myself!! pic.twitter.com/r8SGp1z8Wi— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) June 8, 2018
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:54 (eight years ago)
At least he's not folding him into a conspiracy. (Yet.)
― Simon H., Friday, 8 June 2018 14:56 (eight years ago)
Isn't that kind if what he's doing in the final sentence?
― Stanley Therapy (stevie), Friday, 8 June 2018 15:23 (eight years ago)
why why why isn't never the Alex Joneses topping themselves?
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 8 June 2018 15:33 (eight years ago)
Anthony Bourdain said Hillary Clinton was ‘shameful’ and now we learn he supposedly hung him self. Let me just say I will never commit arkancide or Clintoncide! https://t.co/0WKQ6Orta1 she came she saw he died..— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) June 8, 2018
that's right, he was murdered by Hillary Clinton
― frogbs, Friday, 8 June 2018 16:06 (eight years ago)
Arkancide!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 8 June 2018 16:33 (eight years ago)
Podcasts removed from iTunes, pages removed from Facebook.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Monday, 6 August 2018 13:13 (seven years ago)
In other news, I finally got that gangrenous toe removed. I mean, I probably should've taken care it before the entire bottom half of my body became gangrenous, but the point I'm making here is that the toe is gone! Hurrah!
― My Name is Pants and I Fit Snugly (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 August 2018 13:24 (seven years ago)
maybe his heart will explode
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 6 August 2018 13:25 (seven years ago)
surprised the deep-state lizard people waited this long tbh
wonder how many people are going to get shot over this
― Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 August 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)
so I don't really understand why this happened all of a sudden, did he do something in particular? Dude's been a hateful shitbag for years, why did this all come to a head?
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 August 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)
everyone was waiting for someone else to move first, is part of it
― mark s, Monday, 6 August 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)
This looks like the handiwork of Soros alright. I knew something was fishy last week when a couple of my Spotify playlists mysteriously disappeared
― anvil, Monday, 6 August 2018 20:09 (seven years ago)
he recently countersued some of the families of Sandy Hook victims to cover his court costs.
― evol j, Monday, 6 August 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)