why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner

louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:08 (eight years ago)

i saw that one today and nearly shared it here too

maybe a comment about him shooting the dog because it's black

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:19 (eight years ago)

read that as 'white people are so quick' first off and i was like well, harsh but fair i guess

bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)

are we calling any well-posed picture "beautiful" now

how our standards have fallen

mh, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:45 (eight years ago)

it's "beautiful" because the original creator thinks fascists and their attack dogs are beautiful

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2018 14:53 (eight years ago)

buncha idiots falling for almost one-year old fan art today suggesting Dexter is coming back for Season 9.

god I need to try elaborate FB swindles if it's this easy

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:11 (eight years ago)

why is sharing a post treated like an action only the brave and pure of heart dare to attempt?

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:54 (eight years ago)

I keep thinking "we have reached peak stupid" then something new comes along

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:10 (eight years ago)

^^^ trenchant social commentary

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:11 (eight years ago)

i bet the rich guy gets cold outdoors tho

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:54 (eight years ago)

rich guy never has to go outdoors because he is rich

Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:09 (eight years ago)

i'm the chad on the left
(am I using "chad" right?)

mh, Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:19 (eight years ago)

Poor people and their $6,000 iphones!

Evan, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:17 (eight years ago)

Rich guy spent all his money having his hand poorly reattached.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:17 (eight years ago)

"Who is truly rich? He that has a mouth"

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:02 (eight years ago)

is it possible to buy 400$ cargo pants?

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)

buy $200 cargo pants and keep $200 in the pockets

Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:04 (eight years ago)

morelike wells fargo pants

burzum buddies (brownie), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:09 (eight years ago)

With that one it's almost cute? Like whoever put it together thinks they know exactly what's going on with this rich/poor thing

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)

More like they know the price of nothing and the value of nothing

scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)

Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner

― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, March 4, 2018 3:08 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

marcos, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:18 (eight years ago)

http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28951298_1574888499276052_2249181060532782957_n.jpg?oh=35ffc6ad805f8005fd9f56804365b047&oe=5B48B5BA

You know when you see something like this that the person who posted it values the exact opposite of all the things that you think are good and important.

mirostones, Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (eight years ago)

Yay Corbyn brought coffee!

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:00 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJDCFmtXoAEtDga.jpg

groovypanda, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:13 (eight years ago)

L-R: Professor Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker

Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:14 (eight years ago)

LONDON, March 10 2018: (l-r) nigel farage and jacob rees-mogg share a joke over mugs of steaming hot piss

I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:21 (eight years ago)

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/29104359_10160063864585564_964021764822663168_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d8a9f1860f593abb603053b95ed76b21&oe=5B46C21E

Somewhat undermined by the garden and house in this case being very obviously cgi

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 12 March 2018 21:30 (eight years ago)

the bottom of a garden

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:03 (eight years ago)

suddenly the single-tiered gardens of my past seem so plain

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:04 (eight years ago)

pretty rich coming from a guy who thinks mice are in charge

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:11 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/7vahqvj.png

agree w/the sentiment but let's be real that is not a picture of 2008 Hannity

had (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:14 (eight years ago)

(agree w/the sentiment of the meme not w/hannity obv)

had (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:15 (eight years ago)

is that my man hannity??

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:21 (eight years ago)

conservatism is a hell of a drug

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:22 (eight years ago)

i've decided to only take advice on how to deal with depression from sylvia plath

https://i.imgur.com/1m24Dep.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 16:59 (eight years ago)

That's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation there.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:46 (eight years ago)

wait why do you need to leave yr room if it's not a prison IDGI

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:02 (eight years ago)

I ask this as someone who for a few weeks several years ago slept alone in her old bedroom

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:03 (eight years ago)

I've said this before but my niece has an inspirational Rachel Platten quote on her wall that says "nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." My wife took one look at it and said "Fuck yeah, that sounds nice!"

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:22 (eight years ago)

otm

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:02 (eight years ago)

Why would anyone want things to happen

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:02 (eight years ago)

in prison they never order you to do anything

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:47 (eight years ago)

kinda weird of mrs thompson to type her response in a handwriting font on lined paper

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:04 (eight years ago)

kind of weird for mrs thompson to type her response in a custom handwritten font, too

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:12 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/LozCkBI.jpg

mrs thompson is up to something. if she's covering her tracks here...what else is she lying about?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:18 (eight years ago)

oh duh, dr casino already mentioned that exact thing. my observational skills are absolutely in the toilet these days. still, fuck mrs thompson tho

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:19 (eight years ago)

lol i was gonna say

also fuck this basic ass humor, omgggggg the teacher will think the mom is a stripperrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol

also like even if you MUST do that joke the obvious way is to have a series of ""kid's drawings"" of parents' jobs and each one looks like it might be something untoward and then you scroll to the caption and find out the innocuous thing it is. having to read fake mrs thompson's whole stupid fake letter adds nothing, barf.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:05 (eight years ago)

i actually saw that get shared on my real FB timeline, but i am a teacher and have a lot of teacher friends

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:07 (eight years ago)


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