Things you were shockingly old when you learned

The foyer/lawyer thing is not just common but typical, as is Anglicization of many other French words. However, while "faux news" is a not-uncommon online dismissal, I seriously doubt more than a few Americans actually pronounce faux as fox in that or any other context.

On the other hand it’s the English who say “gárridge” for “garage”

"I only know train station"

You having a laugh?

^ versteht nur Bahnhof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxLKS3_QL_M

"I only know train station" has a Nazi origin, iirc. Nazi soldiers would get orders from their commanding officers over the radio like "march at 6am, destroy the bridge, recon the village, return to camp, then at 11am tomorrow if you survive, go to the train station and you'll be relieved of duty" and the soldier would respond "ich verstehe nur Bahnhof" (I only understand train station), the joke being "didn't understand anything you just said except the part where I go to the train station and go home"

i am here for this kind of talk

Here's a collection of phrases i.e. https://worldgoespassau.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/i-think-my-pig-is-whistling-german-idioms/

My other favourite that I don't see here but is amazing is "life is not a pony farm" which is pretty self-explanatory

The word for pony farm is Ponyhof

It's a great phrase

Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof

Milkshake fucked on I only know train station what a world

Autocorrect fds

fur deutsches sake

I know exactly which bits of my projects give my heartburn, Germans OTM.

So the only ways I can think of to pronounce 'foyer' are:

The correct French way

Irishman saying 'fire'

Is there... a third way?

FOI-yur

lol which i guess is your Irishman way

Ahem, an Offaly man maybe

Or the lobby as they call it in Scotland.

Have also heard people (possibly me?) pronounce it "foi-ay"

I mis-heard "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" as "Das Leben ist klein Ponyhof" the first time my husband said it.

i was reading a while back about german humour and why it doesn't translate well

the whole article was so funny and really helped me understand my germanic brothers

(searching for it)

i believe it was this one

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/may/23/germany.features11

sorry that wasn't it

it was this one: http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20170802-why-people-think-germans-arent-funny

there are several distinct German modes of humor, in my experience

one of my instructors in college was of the "Germans are serious, and when they're being funny, they act EXTRA serious" variety and I would crack up at his jokes when no one else would

from that first link to the guardian

On my first night in Hannover I had gone out drinking with some young German actors. "You will notice there are no old buildings in Hannover," one of them said. "That is because you bombed them all." At the time I found this shocking and embarrassing. Now it seems like the funniest thing you could possibly say to a nervous English visitor.

yeeeah, this is the mode my instructor was permanently wired into

Not really tickling my funny bone there tbf.

That all the different kinds of tea are really the same plant that has been processed/oxidized differently.

(in my defense I only started drinking tea regularly in the last year)

My favourite German joke, which was actually told to me while driving down the autobahn, had me asking "there are so many arrows saying Ausfahrt" and my German friend replying "yes, it's the biggest city in Germany"

lol

https://assets.boomkat.com/spree/products/253176/large/original.jpg

I've mentioned it before, but the class I mentioned had a number of farmboy types who would try to bait the instructor before class about Germany and he'd keep escalating by stating somewhat provocative things in a very matter of fact way. One day, it ended when he said, "Once the German army starts marching, they are unstoppable"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing

life is just a pony farm
can you live this pony farm life

FOI-yur

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australians do this, which tbh i thought was a legitimate pronunciation until just now

also there's an entire thread in the transliterated foreign aphorisms thing, it's brilliant

it's legit

“foie gras”

sometimes foyer pronunciation depends upon for whom i'm code switching tbh

foy-er. "aunt" = ant. robot = robutt

ok i'm still in 2008, but i've learnt more from this thread than the last year of life, thanks ilx. i still don't know who the fuck sandy shaw is but at least i get the pun.

courtney act is meant to sound like “caught in the act”, apparently everyone knew that except me

Caught in barn innit

Caught in the barn innit

may i reiterate that hawaii is a SIX HOURS away from california

Idgi how far did you think it was

it's a me, six hours away from California

idk like an hour or two? im not from california

If you said "foy-yay" instead of "foy-er" in Australia you'd get serious side-eye.

xp i thought the distance to hawaii was something like that until i had the chance to visit and discovered just how long it would take.

*to get there.

It's been a long time since i flew to the States but I thought Heathrow to JFK was ab0out 6 hours in the 70s & 80s. So the same duration does seem long for what presumably gets counted as an internal flight.
Maybe it bolsters the idea that Hawaii should be an independent state not part of the U.S. heard taht the move away from Independence wasn't 100% liked by natives.

Its probably more about the distance

Hawaii should build a wall, and send Dog The Bounty Hunter back!