Another fucking spree shooting. Great.

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The pastor of that Newfoundland church is the son of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon.

Brad C., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:29 (eight years ago)

also owns a gun company

gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:33 (eight years ago)

American evangelicals - still not too sure about Catholics or Jews but Moonies are cool

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 22:03 (eight years ago)

giving all this free press to the fucking moonies while every other outlet just reports them as “a church” is super annoying

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:01 (eight years ago)

meanwhile the democratic party sends me an email with the subject "I'm no stranger to handling a firearm, Katherine"

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:43 (eight years ago)

That sounds like a threat

omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 02:44 (eight years ago)

it is

flappy bird, Thursday, 1 March 2018 03:45 (eight years ago)

A good read.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)

giving all this free press to the fucking moonies while every other outlet just reports them as “a church” is super annoying

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

maura, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:38 (eight years ago)

Police say a seventh-grader emerged from the bathroom of an Ohio school, ready to shoot students with a semi-automatic rifle. He then changed his mind, went back inside and killed himself. https://t.co/MXJmP6BXBL

— AP Eastern US (@APEastRegion) March 1, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:03 (eight years ago)

fuck.

how's life, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:04 (eight years ago)

god. 13 years old.

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:04 (eight years ago)

whoever has been saying around here that America is a death cult has a comrade in me. I'm more convinced than ever that Christianity is as well.

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion)

anybody who doesn't think christianity is an apocalyptic death cult hasn't read the christian scriptures

fortunately for everybody that category seems to include most christians

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:22 (eight years ago)

"and i noticed in the most difficult times in my life there was only one set of footsteps in the sand, and i asked jesus about this, and he opened his mouth to speak, but a flaming sword shot out and killed everybody"

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:24 (eight years ago)

are Moonies Christian?

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:36 (eight years ago)

no

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:50 (eight years ago)

Sure they are Christian, in the sense that they believe moon is the second coming of Christ.

dan selzer, Friday, 2 March 2018 00:30 (eight years ago)

About as Christian as Mormons, who seem pretty well accepted by American Protestants now.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 March 2018 01:05 (eight years ago)

that's the thing about christianity, nobody can say with any certainty that anybody isn't a "real" christian. every christian is a fake christian.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 01:23 (eight years ago)

the moonies are a cult and the only reason anyone calls them a church is because they made a fuckload of money and peddled their influence to media organizations in the 80's and 90's

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 03:38 (eight years ago)

What the fuck is a Moonie

flappy bird, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:31 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unification_Church_of_the_United_States

Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:42 (eight years ago)

thanks i hate it

flappy bird, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:52 (eight years ago)

There are some eccentrics trying to return to the pre-Pauline Ebionite sect of the historical Jesus. It's about as feasible as neo-pagans attempting to recreate other lost religions of antiquity.

It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Friday, 2 March 2018 05:56 (eight years ago)

Delegating all judgment of other people to an imaginary friend has been working splendidly for me.

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 2 March 2018 06:15 (eight years ago)

Eh. I am not sure I mind all that much if people lazily conflate the Moon church with more mainstream denominations. They're equally speculative, they just differ in degree of weirdness. Possibly a minority view and anyway not for this thread

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 March 2018 11:43 (eight years ago)

There are some eccentrics trying to return to the pre-Pauline Ebionite sect of the historical Jesus. It's about as feasible as neo-pagans attempting to recreate other lost religions of antiquity.

― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku)

surely that's most of the appeal, isn't it? if you're trying to follow pauline christianity you have to reckon with all of those darn primary source documents (some of which at least are unlikely to be forgeries) that contradict what you believe. all we know about the ebionites are taken from heresiologists who, being biased on the topic, can safely be ignored. such practices strike me as being the purest form of christianity - claiming to follow Ancient Eternal Truth while in practice doing whatever the hell one feels like.

sorry. somebody should probably revive a christianity thread to talk about this, shouldn't they?

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:26 (eight years ago)

My point was just this: as a matter of epistemology, being a Moonie or Mormon or neo-pagan or Lubavitcher isn't inherently more absurd than being a Presbyterian or whatever. Zeus and Thor and Ra and Kali and God all have the same amount of evidence in their favor (none). So saying that these denominations over here are respectable - while those ones over there are kooky - is purely a matter of culture, power, taste, and class. To me, the Unification churches and the Lutheran ones are on equally shaky ground, theologically speaking. Plenty of absurdity in the mainstream doctrines.

Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:03 (eight years ago)

mmmm, i think doctrine in religion is a cousin to policy in politics - people tend to overrate how influential such things are. if politics is a matter of group affiliation, religion is even more so - the lutheran church is not "mainline" because of any doctrines they happen to hold, but because of the social dynamics and makeup of that particular group. the mormons were "fringe" in america almost exclusively because they practiced polygamy - their doctrine regarding coffee and tea didn't matter. polygamy was of course a doctrine, but more importantly it was, even after being repudiated as a doctrine, a social practice. it was not the repudiation of polygamy of a doctrine, but its repudiation as a social practice, that made the lds "mainstream".

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:14 (eight years ago)

it's not the beliefs that make a cult a cult obv, but the dynamic between its elect and its members

Lockhorn. Lockhorn breed-uh (Jon not Jon), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:21 (eight years ago)

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/03/02/central-michigan-university-shooter/388293002/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:42 (eight years ago)

2 dead

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:42 (eight years ago)

suspect still at large

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:02 (eight years ago)

fucking fuck

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)

The two dead aren't students.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:14 (eight years ago)

being described as a "domestic dispute"

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-michigan-shooting/gunman-kills-two-in-domestic-dispute-in-michigan-university-dorm-idUSKCN1GE23F

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:59 (eight years ago)

prev article suggested the 2 victims might be his parents- has anyone seen any more info on that angle

awful no matter how yo slice it

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:10 (eight years ago)

*you

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:10 (eight years ago)

It's far from perfect, but many of the Parkland shooting survivors wanted it: it's the first major piece of gun legislation passed in Florida in decades.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:05 (eight years ago)

Doesn't seem like it'll affect manufacturers' bottom line much so I'm not shocked by any of the measures that made it through. Unfortunately I don't imagine they'll make much of a dent in shootings. (I *reaaaallly* hope I'm wrong, though.)

Simon H., Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:14 (eight years ago)

I mainly hope The Teens don't take this as a prompt to ease off one bit.

Simon H., Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:21 (eight years ago)

Arm school employees.
Perhaps the most controversial provision of the bill is one that would allow superintendents and sheriffs to arm school personnel — a measure not requested by the Parkland students but long desired by the N.R.A., which argues that gun-free zones prevent people from defending themselves in an attack. Specifically, the bill would create a $67 million “marshal” program under which certain employees — including counselors, coaches and librarians, but not full-time classroom teachers — could be trained and armed. (The program would be voluntary.) Under an amendment successfully proposed by State Senator Randolph Bracy, a Democrat, these employees would first have to undergo 12 hours of diversity training.

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:23 (eight years ago)

raising the buying age and instituting a waiting period are good I guess

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:23 (eight years ago)

https://theoutline.com/post/3571/david-hogg-parkland-interview

But, he clarified, he doesn’t feel like he’s the one who should be calling for this. “I shouldn't have to! I’m 17,” he said, but he and his classmates feel that adults — both voters and policymakers — have failed them. “When your old-ass parent is like, ‘I don’t know how to send an iMessage,’ and you’re just like, ‘Give me the fucking phone and let me handle it.’ Sadly, that’s what we have to do with our government; our parents don’t know how to use a fucking democracy, so we have to.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:07 (eight years ago)

Hero.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:09 (eight years ago)

i love it

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:31 (eight years ago)

ha wow that's fucking great

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)

seriously?

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:47 (eight years ago)

that's amazing.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:06 (eight years ago)

makes u think

https://i.redd.it/zkgq9qcq9kk01.png

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)


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