Twitter C/D

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear

My favourite meme since 'I have taken poison' man

It's the prequel to Marine Todd.

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cool cool

Even though it's crazy outdated, I still use the Twitter Mac app

Same, but you've heard they're pulling the plug on that one right?

tfw you've been killfiled

without apps a mac is basically an expensive chromebook

You had a good go at it..thanks for your input pic.twitter.com/iCyAe1zuN0

— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) March 14, 2018

lmao what

it's a perfect eulogy really. get the impression that he was the kind of guy who would probably describe his life's work in the same way and be pretty content with that.

she's a scientologist who is upset that his brief history of time did not include mention of ancient aliens

[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby] pic.twitter.com/KqXmhtuA1Q

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 27, 2018

I still never got over eating an apple the wrong way.

um dolly parton followed me

WHAT

keith olbermann owned me on here the other day and i've never been so embarassed and no i won't link the tweet. but to be fair he was clearly name searching himself on there because i didn't name tag, follow him, or reply to him in any way.

to be fair i will find this tweet

follow @msjeanrhys u won't be disappointed

https://www.fastcompany.com/40547818/did-we-create-this-monster-how-twitter-turned-toxic

For all the ways in which the Imposter Buster saga is unique, it’s also symptomatic of larger issues that have long bedeviled Twitter: abuse, the weaponizing of anonymity, bot wars, and slow-motion decision making by the people running a real-time platform. These problems have only intensified since Donald Trump became president and chose Twitter as his primary mouthpiece. The platform is now the world’s principal venue for politics and outrage, culture and conversation–the home for both #MAGA and #MeToo.

This status has helped improve the company’s fortunes. Daily usage is up a healthy 12% year over year, and Twitter reported its first-ever quarterly profit in February, capping a 12-month period during which its stock doubled. Although the company still seems unlikely ever to match Facebook’s scale and profitability, it’s not in danger of failing. The occasional cries from financial analysts for CEO Jack Dorsey to sell Twitter or from critics for him to shut it down look more and more out of step.

nice

http://apps-of-a-feather.com/

Dud

This is magnificent.

Lol just got blocked by Benjamin Butterworth for asking why he keeps pretending he's never done anything before pic.twitter.com/97bNBGhoN4

— al (@acarapd) April 12, 2018

For context this is the dude who scammed his way on to the Young Labour Ethnic Minority board by arguing his father had dated a black woman and wrote this classic op-ed.

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/labour-jeremy-corbyn-owen-smith-labour-has-an-issue-with-trolling-i-should-know-i-ve-been-at-the-a7176056.html

what a bizarre thread. he just does it again and again, with all manner of different things

lmao

he's clearly playing the long game

i want to start cataloging the immediate post-viral tweets like "holy shit i didn't know this would blow up / here's a link to my patreon / tip jar etc"

feel like there is a good market segment we could capture. sign up now at unexpectedlyviral.com

you get a pattern, identity protection service enrollment, and a brand manager (it’s lagoon)

pattern was meant to be patreon of course

a brand manager (it’s lagoon)

lol

excited about this new endeavor

kanye is tweeting video clips of his laptop playing the insane dilbert man's youtube clips

what the hell world is this

ah the natural progression from world famous critical darling pop star to regressive paranoid shit poster

I guess dilbert posted some video with kanye's name in the title and had some deep analysis and kanye's perpetually a sucker for paying attention to anyone talking about him

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcH3FTIW0AA8UxT.jpg:small

i vomited into my shirt

millennials vs. baby cannons

Boom

baby cannons are actually just regular cannons cut down to that size and shape

Wittes rules, sorry haters

Lmao poor fucker

No more airplane rides for you, Twitterman

buy inflight wifi, boom

deleted from my phone for the sake of sanity. and not allowing myself to look at it during work hours

i need to the same

*do

there is like... nothing of value there. it brings me no meaning or happiness. it is just noise that i feel compelled to tune into sometimes

I hate that thing where I randomly start to get invested in whatever the controversy du jour is. Makes me feel like such a mark.

i was tipped over the edge by a controversy over a passage in issa rae's 3 year old book when she says black women should date asian men - but not filipinos because they're the blacks of asia or something - which yeah obviously that's dumb as fuck and racist etc. but who the fuck cares? i certainly don't