‘EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD’, urges sir anthony hopkins in an emotional facebook plea
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (eight years ago)
None of us is getting out of here alive, so what's wrong with a little cannibalism?
― Moodles, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (eight years ago)
None of us is getting out of here alive, especially YOU! [lunges forward]
― nickn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:53 (eight years ago)
i love the near-subliminal watermark on the getting older list
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:41 (eight years ago)
https://i.redditmedia.com/hLm03Y_9oquYmXECKFj3irmKPGUoz10xhYg1xVtVbOI.jpg?w=571&s=5a62787484ff8b5536791c83cb2340d1
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:14 (eight years ago)
The reference to Hunger Games and Katniss is appropriate enough to fighting back against a violent dystopian society. But, Harry Potter?
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:30 (eight years ago)
that is basically this https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/98/1447980670335.png
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:31 (eight years ago)
"laughing at us about how pathetic we used to be" is a nice touch.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:37 (eight years ago)
http://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16864642_1846156068996475_6015624925807822650_n.jpg?oh=bcc3d6fb711971d986ab9fb4f8bfd7fa&oe=5B156955
― mirostones, Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:34 (eight years ago)
ain't it the truth!!!!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:45 (eight years ago)
free book which is probably some bible tract
― smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:46 (eight years ago)
No, it's probably Windows 95 For Dummies.
There is a poem by Mona Van Duyn about a voracious and scholarly reader who imagines herself captured and placed in an alien zoo. The one book they toss in her habitat is Build Your Own Bicycle.
Our library's "free" pile is inevitably half made up of outmoded tech and business books. But, y'know, "books," so they're sacred objects that the good people of my town can't bring themselves to throw away.
― this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:49 (eight years ago)
http://www.lovablequote.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-like-you-alot-like-insanely-a-lot-cute-lovable-quote.jpg
― the pinefox, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:25 (eight years ago)
I don't love you. And I am insane.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:35 (eight years ago)
https://pics.me.me/a-man-bought-a-lie-detector-robot-that-slaps-people-13529405.png
― omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:38 (eight years ago)
Before I post the one I came here to post, I just want to register my dislike of that one.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:02 (eight years ago)
Anyway, here's one of a kind we might not have had much before? Posts from the official facebook page of a company/product
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28336346_1276038882532984_3591664281516606338_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e72f7d07ced22d3230aa1e63e57ff6f3&oe=5B404D80
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:03 (eight years ago)
There is a pretty good Facebook page which collects these - https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:06 (eight years ago)
xxxp new display name, thx
― (robot gives mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:39 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28423007_413019945808241_7466052459032963274_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e74e22b0470f0caa8b7da9765ae53d23&oe=5B10F104
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:59 (eight years ago)
All cats are beautiful
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:06 (eight years ago)
Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:08 (eight years ago)
i saw that one today and nearly shared it here too
maybe a comment about him shooting the dog because it's black
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:19 (eight years ago)
read that as 'white people are so quick' first off and i was like well, harsh but fair i guess
― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)
are we calling any well-posed picture "beautiful" now
how our standards have fallen
― mh, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:45 (eight years ago)
it's "beautiful" because the original creator thinks fascists and their attack dogs are beautiful
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2018 14:53 (eight years ago)
buncha idiots falling for almost one-year old fan art today suggesting Dexter is coming back for Season 9.
god I need to try elaborate FB swindles if it's this easy
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:11 (eight years ago)
why is sharing a post treated like an action only the brave and pure of heart dare to attempt?
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:54 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28783210_1724863134203715_3377374750650920578_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=8d6c499d4752c36e3b11ac70923ad7ce&oe=5B4DDD36
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:08 (eight years ago)
I keep thinking "we have reached peak stupid" then something new comes along
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:10 (eight years ago)
^^^ trenchant social commentary
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:11 (eight years ago)
i bet the rich guy gets cold outdoors tho
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:54 (eight years ago)
rich guy never has to go outdoors because he is rich
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:09 (eight years ago)
i'm the chad on the left(am I using "chad" right?)
― mh, Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:19 (eight years ago)
Poor people and their $6,000 iphones!
― Evan, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:17 (eight years ago)
Rich guy spent all his money having his hand poorly reattached.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:17 (eight years ago)
"Who is truly rich? He that has a mouth"
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:02 (eight years ago)
is it possible to buy 400$ cargo pants?
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)
buy $200 cargo pants and keep $200 in the pockets
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:04 (eight years ago)
morelike wells fargo pants
― burzum buddies (brownie), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:09 (eight years ago)
With that one it's almost cute? Like whoever put it together thinks they know exactly what's going on with this rich/poor thing
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)
More like they know the price of nothing and the value of nothing
― scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, March 4, 2018 3:08 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― marcos, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:18 (eight years ago)
http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28951298_1574888499276052_2249181060532782957_n.jpg?oh=35ffc6ad805f8005fd9f56804365b047&oe=5B48B5BA
You know when you see something like this that the person who posted it values the exact opposite of all the things that you think are good and important.
― mirostones, Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (eight years ago)
Yay Corbyn brought coffee!
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:00 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJDCFmtXoAEtDga.jpg
― groovypanda, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:13 (eight years ago)
L-R: Professor Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:14 (eight years ago)
LONDON, March 10 2018: (l-r) nigel farage and jacob rees-mogg share a joke over mugs of steaming hot piss
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:21 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/29104359_10160063864585564_964021764822663168_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d8a9f1860f593abb603053b95ed76b21&oe=5B46C21E
Somewhat undermined by the garden and house in this case being very obviously cgi
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 12 March 2018 21:30 (eight years ago)
the bottom of a garden
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:03 (eight years ago)