i wish i could quit my crippling addiction to uh... linkedin and uber wtf
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)
more like FentanylBook
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 03:25 (eight years ago)
<knits brow, tries furiously to think of one>
<lightbulb moment>
insta, uh... gram?
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 10:06 (eight years ago)
Instagra
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 11:34 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28468464_10215969922427335_3852586929598447786_n.jpg?oh=c154475b43297e3bd7889357cd4938ae&oe=5B431375
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:21 (eight years ago)
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they'll start eating it
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:23 (eight years ago)
my brain is LinkedIn
― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:24 (eight years ago)
This is your brain on Venmo
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 2 March 2018 00:02 (eight years ago)
I deleted mine to free up more memory
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 March 2018 08:26 (eight years ago)
^ actually, fuck, that's pretty trenchant
https://i.imgur.com/gSIbzEw.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:05 (eight years ago)
mourinho has to start giving him minutes or sell him he has too much time on his hands
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:06 (eight years ago)
feel like i've unlocked a level because i know who you're referring to
― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:13 (eight years ago)
Lads. That's Frank Zappa.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:26 (eight years ago)
you probably believe that
mookie and i are on a higher level. possible the toilet mezzanine idk
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:28 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/kirK2ea.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:45 (eight years ago)
memes dookie morelike get on my level
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:55 (eight years ago)
more tru than u know
― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:54 (eight years ago)
Arctic Monkeys - Tranquility Base Hotel + Casino
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 5 April 2018 14:39 (eight years ago)
holy shit yes pic.twitter.com/1TAUE5pCZI— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) April 10, 2018
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 10:37 (eight years ago)
The tide pods + condom snorting thing has really taken off among Millennial-haters hasn't it? Has Ben Garrison done a strip about it yet?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:07 (eight years ago)
not as far as i know but here's the next best thing:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaBmBq0X0AA2wlF.jpg
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:21 (eight years ago)
greatest hits of this particular stupid rightwing memehttp://agoodcartoon.tumblr.com/post/172603139855/agoodcartoon-agoodcartoon-ayelander
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:23 (eight years ago)
all because a whopping 39 people out of 74 million did this.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 13:14 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/16vWVYe.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:54 (eight years ago)
lol
― Nhex, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:58 (eight years ago)
haha
― badg, Monday, 23 April 2018 20:09 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcHyoFhX0AAymRn.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:08 (eight years ago)
good ratio
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:10 (eight years ago)
ooooof wtf
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:26 (eight years ago)
posts to ilx imo
― you never really her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:28 (eight years ago)
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:35 (eight years ago)
My father would never have done that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:29 (eight years ago)
so much going on in that tweet
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)
glad there is that blue checkmark, wouldn't want someone unverified to make these sort of posts
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)
i too remember the day my father left in a helicopter, waving and smiling, while mother turned to stepfather and said "now you may do what you will with the children and i shan't stand in your way."
― omar little, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:42 (eight years ago)
weird that trump hasn't made any noise about obama not recognizing his many illegitimate children
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:48 (eight years ago)
it would be a somewhat hypocritical thing to say, so it's right up Trump's alley
― mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 18:12 (eight years ago)
back to the trough, sheeple!
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:33 (eight years ago)
platonic imo
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:34 (eight years ago)
Ohhhhh, I see. It's a portmanteau of 'people' and 'sheep'. Huh. Pretty clever!
― The lovely and talented Loretta Switt and the irascible Jamie Farr (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)
Times have changed pic.twitter.com/ZwaDoLX6F2— jake likes onions (@jakelikesonions) May 19, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:31 (eight years ago)
^ does not understand how medieval wars were fought. also, "overcoming" cholera was purely a matter of "surviving" cholera. finally, does not mention how many of those four children are already dead.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:40 (eight years ago)
or that he has maybe 20-25 years left if he continues to be extremely lucky
also "sired" lol excellent use of gendered bullshit verb for "inseminated a woman"
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
No way yer average 30 year old in the middle ages had fought in three wars.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:46 (eight years ago)
So we’ve established that medieval 30-year-old man is not accurate. How about car guy
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:55 (eight years ago)
We’re only just getting back to wars that last for 30 yrs tbh. Bringing back the good old old old old old days (but with added hot drone action).
― Hunt3r, Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:58 (eight years ago)
I think he'd likely have some hair.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:59 (eight years ago)
And some ears.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 May 2018 23:00 (eight years ago)
The best thing about overcoming cholera is the memory of overcoming cholera
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 May 2018 23:11 (eight years ago)