KILLFILE 2.0

Octopost Killfiler

Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name: https://pastebin.com/YhUAe6Td

where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses

:-(

Fuck the NRA

That was random

Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me

Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?

who u guys killfililng?

Honestly, I'm a very, very novice coder who's just trying to see what works.

Since my playstation died, I can't dupe Adders in GTA anymore.

There's an "enabled" button which needs to be turned on. When it's working you get a little red "1" overlaid on the tampermonkey symbol to the right of the address bar

I'm killfiling a bunch of people on the trump threads because their jokes suck and in some cases the posters seem deranged

otm

"in some cases"

It would be great to modify this so that the "Bookmark" link for blocked posters stays while all the rest of the post is blanked as per usual, would work better with bookmarked posts. I've been idly trying to do this myself but it's a bit beyond me.

i've put a slightly modified version up on github:

https://github.com/acdean/killzor/blob/master/killfile

contains the https changes (thanks Dan) and now has a simple binary flag to switch between 'post by "name" deleted' and just nuking the message completely.

will think about the bookmark thing. it's a good idea but might not be easy.

scratch that. the names are all wrong... give me 10 minutes.

ok, use this one...

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor

i'll write some instructions...

The nuke completely option still leaves a horizontal line btw, not sure if this was deliberate or not

oh, i didn't test it. 8)

the other option gives the name of the poster and people didn't like that, hence the new option. it might be possible to get rid of the line as well (but other people also want the bookmarks restored, which is the exact opposite).

what about instead of making the blocked posters post disappear it made it bigger just an idea

horizontal line is actually a dotted border of the now-empty div. i can make the entire div invisible, but there's an [a] label and a couple of margins involved as well so not easy...

ok, trailing line deleted.

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js

if you hit the 'Raw' button, and you're lucky, it recognises it as a greasemonkey script and asks if you want to install it...

will have to think about the bookmark thing.

Nice, thank you! For the record, this also works on Mac Safari, using NinjaKit.

UPDATE: Eater sent me a pull request. Now the Bookmark link remains visible when post body is removed, so you can remove the bookmark from your unread list. (but not currently in nuke mode)

thanks Eater.

nuke mode is the best, thanks again

(the same thing in nuke mode is easy enough but looks a bit odd, a post with only a bookmark tag in it, and a trailing line. Needs a bit of thought)

i apologize if this has been discussed previously in this thread, but is there a way to know if you've been killfiled? not specifically the person who did it but just the number of users who have killfiled you, if any?

unrelated, this is a great thread title, appreciate the occasion to be here

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Mods???

lol

nobody has killfiled u km

that lol was most certainly an xp

lol

it had to be done

xposts

thanks darraghmac!

thats not uh an official assurance but id put a good...imma say 7 euro on it

i fucking trusted you, man

Weird

It happened again

killfile code runs IN THE BROWSER of the person doing the killfiling. = there's no way of telling.

ah, i see. i guess i just figured that in the same way that website analytics capture so much other browser metadata from visitors (OS, device-type, etc) it might also able to capture who is running the killfile code

i trust me to i trust me about 7 euro i dont ask you trust me more than that and i certainly dont recommend it

I would wager no one has ever blocked you, KM. Would not wager that about myself, darragh, or infinity

Luv u babe

one thing about dmac is that you always find yourself mailing him 7 euros, but it's the cost of doing business

i found this one weird trick to tell you how many people have you killfiled: type your facebook password into the textbox, click "Convert Simple HTML to BBcode" button. go into the bathroom and turn off all the lights and say "BAN l0u1s jagg3r" into the mirror 77 times. return to your workstation and click "Submit Post". within 24 hours you'll have your answer

I Tried This One Weird Trick That Did Not Work, And Here's Why

Everyone here takes way too many risks when it comes to opening portals to the netherworld.

If I had to bet on which ILXor is the least likely to have been killfiled, I'd put my money on the Mailman.

Where do I send my moneys, deems

I wonder how many people would killfile darraghmac if he added a subtle link to a patreon account at the bottom of each post

"and just like that, i had an in"

/pan to liotta

how do you killfile