Or how about OCTOPUSSY, it's KILL-FILE PUSSY. haha lol got 'eem!
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:47 (eight years ago)
a killfile of solace shirley
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:51 (eight years ago)
Works fine on Firefox with Greasemonkey. Honestly should have done this years ago! It's not like the opinions of human carcinogens are any less boring than their zings.
― Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 16:18 (eight years ago)
how can i killfile the entire internet tbph
― Mordy, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:23 (eight years ago)
set yr iphone's date to 1/1/1970
― El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)
apparently Dan I has been on this board longer than me, and yet made no impression. Funny, that.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:35 (eight years ago)
ppl who use Killfile don't get the flow on certain threads bcz they don't see some posts? but it's all worth it cuz their pansy-ass eyes don't have to deal with those they dislike.
(millennials in a nutshell)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)
weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:21 (eight years ago)
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)
This is rather bemusing. This forum thread was just placed at the top of the www.ilxor.com website, but opening it does not reveal any new contributions.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:51 (eight years ago)
weird it happened again
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:52 (eight years ago)
Weird this board just turned 15 but I don't see any new jokes
― scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:54 (eight years ago)
ello ello? mate? u theah?
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:58 (eight years ago)
ive attempted to read this thread but there are no posts in it, mods?
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 February 2018 19:52 (eight years ago)
Octopost Killfiler
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 February 2018 20:18 (eight years ago)
Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name: https://pastebin.com/YhUAe6Td
― Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 20:45 (eight years ago)
where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:40 (eight years ago)
:-(
― gr8080, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:49 (eight years ago)
Fuck the NRA
― DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:54 (eight years ago)
That was random
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:08 (eight years ago)
Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me
― badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:37 (eight years ago)
Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:36 (eight years ago)
who u guys killfililng?
― flopson, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:37 (eight years ago)
Honestly, I'm a very, very novice coder who's just trying to see what works.
Since my playstation died, I can't dupe Adders in GTA anymore.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)
There's an "enabled" button which needs to be turned on. When it's working you get a little red "1" overlaid on the tampermonkey symbol to the right of the address bar
I'm killfiling a bunch of people on the trump threads because their jokes suck and in some cases the posters seem deranged
― badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:30 (eight years ago)
otm
― sleeve, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:53 (eight years ago)
"in some cases"
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 07:44 (eight years ago)
It would be great to modify this so that the "Bookmark" link for blocked posters stays while all the rest of the post is blanked as per usual, would work better with bookmarked posts. I've been idly trying to do this myself but it's a bit beyond me.
― badg, Monday, 30 April 2018 15:26 (eight years ago)
i've put a slightly modified version up on github:
https://github.com/acdean/killzor/blob/master/killfile
contains the https changes (thanks Dan) and now has a simple binary flag to switch between 'post by "name" deleted' and just nuking the message completely.
will think about the bookmark thing. it's a good idea but might not be easy.
― koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:34 (eight years ago)
scratch that. the names are all wrong... give me 10 minutes.
― koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:38 (eight years ago)
ok, use this one...
https://github.com/acdean/kilxor
i'll write some instructions...
― koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)
The nuke completely option still leaves a horizontal line btw, not sure if this was deliberate or not
― badg, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 14:04 (eight years ago)
oh, i didn't test it. 8)
the other option gives the name of the poster and people didn't like that, hence the new option. it might be possible to get rid of the line as well (but other people also want the bookmarks restored, which is the exact opposite).
― koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 15:21 (eight years ago)
what about instead of making the blocked posters post disappear it made it bigger just an idea
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 20:45 (eight years ago)
horizontal line is actually a dotted border of the now-empty div. i can make the entire div invisible, but there's an [a] label and a couple of margins involved as well so not easy...
― koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:05 (eight years ago)
ok, trailing line deleted.
https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js
if you hit the 'Raw' button, and you're lucky, it recognises it as a greasemonkey script and asks if you want to install it...
― koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:18 (eight years ago)
will have to think about the bookmark thing.
― koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:19 (eight years ago)
Nice, thank you! For the record, this also works on Mac Safari, using NinjaKit.
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 3 May 2018 10:16 (eight years ago)
UPDATE: Eater sent me a pull request. Now the Bookmark link remains visible when post body is removed, so you can remove the bookmark from your unread list. (but not currently in nuke mode)
thanks Eater.
― koogs, Saturday, 30 June 2018 09:16 (seven years ago)
nuke mode is the best, thanks again
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 30 June 2018 09:40 (seven years ago)
(the same thing in nuke mode is easy enough but looks a bit odd, a post with only a bookmark tag in it, and a trailing line. Needs a bit of thought)
― koogs, Saturday, 30 June 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)
i apologize if this has been discussed previously in this thread, but is there a way to know if you've been killfiled? not specifically the person who did it but just the number of users who have killfiled you, if any?
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:20 (seven years ago)
unrelated, this is a great thread title, appreciate the occasion to be here
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)
Thread was bumpedNo new postsMods???
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)
lol
nobody has killfiled u km
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (seven years ago)
that lol was most certainly an xp
it had to be done
xposts
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:22 (seven years ago)
thanks darraghmac!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)
thats not uh an official assurance but id put a good...imma say 7 euro on it
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)
i fucking trusted you, man
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)