Blue Saturday

I just wish he'd bummed the life out of Ferris Bueller

And Howard the Duck.

this thread took a revealing turn

I just wish he'd bummed the life out of Ferris Bueller

while i can't condone this, i feel i should point out that if it had happened, those two women from northern ireland who matthew broderick killed might still be alive today

and perhaps more importantly we might not have had the inspector gadget movie

Northern Irish lives are cheap innit

well i wasn't gonna be the first one to say it

Offered as a lament obv

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I guarantee u that whatever emotion u are trying to elicit with that God is not the emotion that gif makes me feel

i am not here to police yr emotions

that's my job

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It's an xls ffs

FUCK

I was thinking orgs certainly

Guys

I came out in my dressing gown because why the fuck not

And I did "No Scrubs" and "We Care a Lot" on the karoake

And I'm sat in the smoking space in Propaganda and basically beyond battered

And boys are never uglier or beautifuller than when they've had a few

But this is it, this is as good s it gets

And if this is Leaving Las Vegas, well, leave on a high

lads, iirc

Lads

COMFORT IS POWER

oh god kids the comedown. hallucinating angry showroom dummies in the ghost mall.
only fleisch und blud

I was in zen. Total zen. But god we're pigs. The piiiiiigs. Pigs in zen.

i wish the camera on my phone still worked. there's this enormous cig-shaped chimbley behind the house and it's in the East and the sky is just blueing up and the eyeball-slash clouds are hanging behind and it's just

landscapes are ok. senses are ok.

brothers and sisters

i don't know what if this world is coming to

Ladscapades

I came out in my dressing gown because why the fuck not

It has occurred to me that drinking too much and acting the dick is not really an "adventure". Not sure if that's buyer's remorse or an epiphany.

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When Parnell's Irish in the House
Pressed that the British Navy's cat-
O'-nine-tails be abolished, what
Shut against them? It was
Neither Irish nor English nor of that
Decade, but of the species.

Predictably, Parliament
Squared against the motion. As soon
Let the old school tie be rent
Off their necks, and give thanks, as see gone

No shame but a monument—

Trafalgar not better known.

`To discontinue it were as much
As ship not powder and cannonballs
But brandy and women' (Laughter). Hearing which
A witty profound Irishman calls
For a 'cat' into the House, and sits to watch
The gentry fingering its stained tails.

Whereupon . . .

quietly, unopposed,
The motion was passed.

what i think i'm searching for - i won't say desperately, i'm far too listless for that - is a plan, a strategy, terms of reference. i don't know what i want to do next. not in the next hour, even. anyone can continue to exist, that doesn't seem hard, if anything taking the other option takes the effort. but existing alone isn't much of a motivation to do much more than lie on the settee, watch a movie, read a book. i look for clues in movies and books, look for clues in my own head, look for a plan. but there's nothing, meaning is nothing to me, things in themselves are just fine and meaning is a layer of ego we smear them with.

it's one of the reasons i go to the pub - it doesn't take any thinking about. the easy company of other people and steady intoxication is the most natural way of being alive i know. maybe i'll go out, maybe i won't. i've the beginnings of some kind of bug and a thick, dizzy head and it's cold inside and out. but going to the pub solves the problem of thinking.

god i want something and i have no fucking idea what it is.

"existing alone" has more meanings than i noticed when i typed it out.

NV articulating stuff I dont even want to contemplate

sometimes i think if i could just stop contemplating then that would be better, but we're all stuck with it aren't we?

i just watched Calvary, it was great, but i've got nothing clever to say about it.

get high on life man

god i want something and i have no fucking idea what it is.

they can make pie out of macaroni now??!

it always already was a pie

like everything else

don't make me get me T-shirt motto

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Put some macaroni cheese in a Yorkshire pudding and I'd eat it.

I'm waiting for Indus to open so I can order a doner tbh.

don't make me get me T-shirt motto

Or the word "pie" I guess. Same diff

strictly speaking that would not be a motto

I thought motto was your cute nickname for j