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i'm gonna go out in my dressing gown because i am a G

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:13 (eight years ago)

he was very passionate about The Kids tho!

a bit too passionate some might say, given his membership of the Sex Offenders' Register.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 16 February 2018 15:19 (eight years ago)

Always quibble quibble quibble

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 15:56 (eight years ago)

(xp) Was waiting for that to come up.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:05 (eight years ago)

That's what Jonathan King said.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:12 (eight years ago)

well here's one of the more troubling discogs lists i've stumbled across in my time: Convicted of Child Pornography, Child Sex, or Underage Sex Crimes

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:16 (eight years ago)

... and that. (xp)

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:17 (eight years ago)

decided against polling this one tbh xp

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:17 (eight years ago)

I was going to say "Only 18?", but thought better of it. I don't see Roy Estrada there.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:19 (eight years ago)

itt: tom d takes issue with inadequate paedo lists on discogs

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:21 (eight years ago)

classic ILM

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:22 (eight years ago)

so that is what happened to Jeffrey Jones acting career, I thought he was brown bread!

calzino, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:26 (eight years ago)

i'd have preferred it if he had tbh, i watched beetlejuice again recently and he was tough to watch onscreen

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:28 (eight years ago)

in a way his crimes would seem totally in character for his Deadwood role.

calzino, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)

I just wish he'd bummed the life out of Ferris Bueller

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:34 (eight years ago)

And Howard the Duck.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:35 (eight years ago)

this thread took a revealing turn

mark s, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:37 (eight years ago)

I just wish he'd bummed the life out of Ferris Bueller

while i can't condone this, i feel i should point out that if it had happened, those two women from northern ireland who matthew broderick killed might still be alive today

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:39 (eight years ago)

and perhaps more importantly we might not have had the inspector gadget movie

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 16:40 (eight years ago)

Northern Irish lives are cheap innit

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)

well i wasn't gonna be the first one to say it

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:02 (eight years ago)

Offered as a lament obv

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:03 (eight years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/Fml0fgAxVx1eM/giphy.gif

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:05 (eight years ago)

I guarantee u that whatever emotion u are trying to elicit with that God is not the emotion that gif makes me feel

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:06 (eight years ago)

i am not here to police yr emotions

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:09 (eight years ago)

that's my job

mark s, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:10 (eight years ago)

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albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:12 (eight years ago)

It's an xls ffs

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:24 (eight years ago)

FUCK

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:29 (eight years ago)

I was thinking orgs certainly

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 February 2018 17:31 (eight years ago)

Guys

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:25 (eight years ago)

I came out in my dressing gown because why the fuck not

And I did "No Scrubs" and "We Care a Lot" on the karoake

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:27 (eight years ago)

And I'm sat in the smoking space in Propaganda and basically beyond battered

And boys are never uglier or beautifuller than when they've had a few

But this is it, this is as good s it gets

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:31 (eight years ago)

And if this is Leaving Las Vegas, well, leave on a high

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:08 (eight years ago)

lads, iirc

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:40 (eight years ago)

Lads

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:44 (eight years ago)

COMFORT IS POWER

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 04:45 (eight years ago)

oh god kids the comedown. hallucinating angry showroom dummies in the ghost mall.
only fleisch und blud

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:08 (eight years ago)

I was in zen. Total zen. But god we're pigs. The piiiiiigs. Pigs in zen.

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:14 (eight years ago)

i wish the camera on my phone still worked. there's this enormous cig-shaped chimbley behind the house and it's in the East and the sky is just blueing up and the eyeball-slash clouds are hanging behind and it's just

landscapes are ok. senses are ok.

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:31 (eight years ago)

brothers and sisters

i don't know what if this world is coming to

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 06:32 (eight years ago)

Ladscapades

rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 08:11 (eight years ago)

I came out in my dressing gown because why the fuck not


the vague noodbowski

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 17 February 2018 09:41 (eight years ago)

It has occurred to me that drinking too much and acting the dick is not really an "adventure". Not sure if that's buyer's remorse or an epiphany.

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 11:18 (eight years ago)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FailingGrippingAardwolf-size_restricted.gif

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 17 February 2018 11:50 (eight years ago)

When Parnell's Irish in the House
Pressed that the British Navy's cat-
O'-nine-tails be abolished, what
Shut against them? It was
Neither Irish nor English nor of that
Decade, but of the species.

Predictably, Parliament
Squared against the motion. As soon
Let the old school tie be rent
Off their necks, and give thanks, as see gone

No shame but a monument—

Trafalgar not better known.

`To discontinue it were as much
As ship not powder and cannonballs
But brandy and women' (Laughter). Hearing which
A witty profound Irishman calls
For a 'cat' into the House, and sits to watch
The gentry fingering its stained tails.

Whereupon . . .

quietly, unopposed,
The motion was passed.

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 February 2018 12:53 (eight years ago)

what i think i'm searching for - i won't say desperately, i'm far too listless for that - is a plan, a strategy, terms of reference. i don't know what i want to do next. not in the next hour, even. anyone can continue to exist, that doesn't seem hard, if anything taking the other option takes the effort. but existing alone isn't much of a motivation to do much more than lie on the settee, watch a movie, read a book. i look for clues in movies and books, look for clues in my own head, look for a plan. but there's nothing, meaning is nothing to me, things in themselves are just fine and meaning is a layer of ego we smear them with.

it's one of the reasons i go to the pub - it doesn't take any thinking about. the easy company of other people and steady intoxication is the most natural way of being alive i know. maybe i'll go out, maybe i won't. i've the beginnings of some kind of bug and a thick, dizzy head and it's cold inside and out. but going to the pub solves the problem of thinking.

god i want something and i have no fucking idea what it is.

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:45 (eight years ago)

"existing alone" has more meanings than i noticed when i typed it out.

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:46 (eight years ago)

NV articulating stuff I dont even want to contemplate

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:56 (eight years ago)

sometimes i think if i could just stop contemplating then that would be better, but we're all stuck with it aren't we?

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:01 (eight years ago)


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