why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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ok i love that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 08:59 (eight years ago)

i laughed at that britney thing.

this i did not laugh at :

https://www.wired.com/story/inside-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-2-years-of-hell/

a very interesting deep dive read.

mark e, Friday, 16 February 2018 10:33 (eight years ago)

i'm more annoyed about the car on the street PARKED THE WRONG WAY

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:44 (eight years ago)

clearly they need to build a wall imo

gr8080, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:17 (eight years ago)

or two walls, rather

gr8080, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:17 (eight years ago)

it looks like gun control stops 5 out of every 7 murderous triangles tho, it's a start

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:53 (eight years ago)

im 2 dumb to understand the gun control one

niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:54 (eight years ago)

no you're not, you probably just missed the gate (i did too at first.)

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:57 (eight years ago)

aah ok

I guess gun control doesn't work then

niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:08 (eight years ago)

hmm as if rules mean nothing without meaningful enforcement

never mind, I’m thinking too hard

mh, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:42 (eight years ago)

It's not an analogy, it works exactly like this.

jmm, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:50 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Te7BCdk.jpg

be on the look out for teens leaving IEDs in your yard. btw if you want to make one yourself, here's how

frogbs, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)

Drano you say

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:33 (eight years ago)

Boiling hot water. Safely contained in a little plastic bottle.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:38 (eight years ago)

No fingers left.

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:46 (eight years ago)

well 5 minutes ago i didn't know i could make a drano bomb. cheers Facebook!

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:47 (eight years ago)

Teens man, first it was jäger bombs now it's drano bombs I can't keep up with all these funny new words!

scrüt (wins), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:54 (eight years ago)

weird how the makers of neither drano nor tin foil have gotten in any boiling hot water for all the sinks, kitchens and houses blown to bits, in what must be a very commonplace accident

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:06 (eight years ago)

i think the real trick is to wait until someone picks up the drano bomb and then throw toilet paper at them

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:15 (eight years ago)

🤔

omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:23 (eight years ago)

I mean, yes, both those things.

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:57 (eight years ago)

omar, you may like some of the content on this twitter account:
https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/

mh, Sunday, 18 February 2018 19:07 (eight years ago)

Those drano bombs have been around for yonks: https://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 19 February 2018 15:34 (eight years ago)

Forgot to say, that's a rare True for that one. Watch out!

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:16 (eight years ago)

the IRA’s warning to thatcher after they narrowly failed to kill her in the brighton bombing has somehow leaked into inspirational american facebook as a thatcher quote pic.twitter.com/VOEZvLqJWf

— bgreysk (@bgreysk) February 17, 2018

j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:16 (eight years ago)

peak artist thing

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:08 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BoqE0lY5s

gr8080, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:38 (eight years ago)

if you ask me to keep it going it dies right there

omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:39 (eight years ago)

messenger hardman

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:49 (eight years ago)

What, is that about forwarding? Are people forwarding useless bullshit in messenger now or something?

how's life, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:28 (eight years ago)

11. Avoid the temptation to kill those you're close to. If you don't know your victim, it's easier to get away with it.

omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:22 (eight years ago)

lmao at that thing abruptly turning from "I am very smart and have no patience for your stupidity" to "I am actually an alcoholic"/Hallmark Humor card land

frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:24 (eight years ago)

Possibly one of the best ones on this thread..

Mark G, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)

- Bob Marley

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:32 (eight years ago)

‘EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD’, urges sir anthony hopkins in an emotional facebook plea

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (eight years ago)

None of us is getting out of here alive, so what's wrong with a little cannibalism?

Moodles, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (eight years ago)

None of us is getting out of here alive, especially YOU! [lunges forward]

nickn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:53 (eight years ago)

i love the near-subliminal watermark on the getting older list

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:41 (eight years ago)

The reference to Hunger Games and Katniss is appropriate enough to fighting back against a violent dystopian society. But, Harry Potter?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:30 (eight years ago)

that is basically this

https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/98/1447980670335.png

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:31 (eight years ago)

"laughing at us about how pathetic we used to be" is a nice touch.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:37 (eight years ago)

ain't it the truth!!!!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:45 (eight years ago)

free book which is probably some bible tract

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:46 (eight years ago)


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