he should have played video games all day and then felt mildly guilty but not really that bothered because there's enough books by white dudes already
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)
what did you expect from 6 hours sitting in a featureless room
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:41 (eight years ago)
wait its not featureless there is a window to the infinite majesty of god's creation right behind his head
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:42 (eight years ago)
The utter narrowness though. 'Coffee', 'free time', 'favourite song' as gold standard requirements for creating something.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:59 (eight years ago)
Best part of the airplane story is (I swear)
― frogbs, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:05 (eight years ago)
Love how all those EPIC CLAPBACK viral stories spend so many words explaining just how funny and true they are. The professor didn’t miss a beat!! We all laughed until we choked and now we’re all dead!!
― frogbs, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:06 (eight years ago)
all those EPIC CLAPBACK viral stories
My favorite one is where he's in the crowd at a Grand Funk concert incognito and shows up Mark Farner with an improvised guitar solo.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:13 (eight years ago)
there's a larger phenomenon of clickbait articles that beat you over the head with how funny the thing you're about to read/watch is, at which point, if it actually were funny (which it never is anyway) they have already sucked the life out of it
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:32 (eight years ago)
Number 7 will make you rupture your bowel with laughter
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)
Are You Always the Last to Get Jokes? A Bit Slow On the Uptake? Humourless Dullard? We'll Tell You Which Parts Are Funny!
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:57 (eight years ago)
Here it comes! The funny! Brace yourself!
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 04:02 (eight years ago)
Is this a trick question?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV1FTpQXcAAVQXt.jpg:large
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:21 (eight years ago)
it's a riddle
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:34 (eight years ago)
The "6 hours later" gag seems pretty harmless compared to most of this thread
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 12 February 2018 12:46 (eight years ago)
I've really been prepared for imagining I'm a hungry hippo...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:09 (eight years ago)
i've never seen a facebook post "shared" by a hungry sea turtle
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:21 (eight years ago)
nyt did a good piece on working class sea turtles who voted trump, interesting perspective
― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:03 (eight years ago)
Yeah, it's refreshing to see things from their point of view.
Also, I'm pretty sure a jelly fish smells different than a plastic bag.
― pplains, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:14 (eight years ago)
they should just make plastic bags out of jellyfish carcasses. if we can put a man on the moon...
― scott seward, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:18 (eight years ago)
http://theendearingdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Fast-Food-Sizes-Ads-vs-Reality-1.jpg
Now imagine you're a hungry sea turtle.
― Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:21 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/994073_941702799198349_6577129238738459728_n.jpg?oh=9a2278e4ede15807b35d755c0d021137&oe=5B06EE89
― omar little, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:25 (eight years ago)
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:34 (eight years ago)
As opposed to a song about fingernails.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:35 (eight years ago)
Learned so much about the human spirit from Too Fighters
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:36 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27750383_10208906557699561_3248336623527691082_n.jpg?oh=1788bb8433afcf036f0b08cd6259df79&oe=5B19F48D
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:34 (eight years ago)
wow
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:45 (eight years ago)
There's clearly at least one wall.
― jmm, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:58 (eight years ago)
Ppl should stop meaning quite so well
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:35 (eight years ago)
Did you find that in a left-leaning FB group or a right-leaning FB group?
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:40 (eight years ago)
that was circulating around last year after the election. i had some variation of it hanging on my door.
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:56 (eight years ago)
(classroom door)
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:57 (eight years ago)
What about Preston and Cody?
"YOU are not going to shoot us. ... (are you?)"
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:03 (eight years ago)
Yeah, I don't think that's as shallow or empty as a lot of the stuff here.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:04 (eight years ago)
female students: men are not able to grab you
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:04 (eight years ago)
if only they'd stop trying
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:05 (eight years ago)
I understand the cynicism but literal statements are good for, you know, children
― mh, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:23 (eight years ago)
the problem for me is that it puts the words "rapists" and "drug dealers" right next to the word "latino/a", day after day week after week. yeah there's a "not" there but it's still defining that category in relation to racists' ugliest thoughts instead of something of positive
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:28 (eight years ago)
affirmative positive statements are better but decrying the negative ones are essential
― mh, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:30 (eight years ago)
using "latino(a)" vs "latinx" suggests a lack of responsible preparation also telling teenagers who follow islam that they aren't terrorists as their defining quality but hey
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:54 (eight years ago)
I hate to say it but a significant portion of the country still has no idea that latinx is a thing, even in that group, unless it's really wired-in teens or involved adults? I feel like my teacher friends would know but it's still seems very inconsistently known
― mh, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:13 (eight years ago)
Dude the kids would be wondering what a "latinx" even was
― albvivertine, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:56 (eight years ago)
Dear Latinx Students,i _DID_ google this.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:21 (eight years ago)
xps latinx feels common parlance in NYC but i guess that's NYC for you!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:22 (eight years ago)
Dear white male students just stfu and go away I can't even
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:39 (eight years ago)
xxxxxxxp, but "I'm not just saying that as a 45-year-old rock musician, but..." is kind of a self-own.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:47 (eight years ago)
I think this is the original?
My English teacher put this on her door today.. pic.twitter.com/ZYGiPtgiCJ— Natalie Gomez (@natssfatss) November 10, 2016
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:06 (eight years ago)
underlining the word 'not' in that other one just makes it look kind of sarcastic
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:08 (eight years ago)
https://i.upworthy.com/nugget/582c8c1e1d51f7001c000278/attachments/posts-735-2ed4a1ed56a144749956160f5f38de4a.jpg?auto=format&ixlib=imgixjs-3.3.0&w=700
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:10 (eight years ago)
https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gonzagabulletin.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/6a/c6a283ea-a86a-11e6-a687-2381e71cd170/58265bc071641.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C945
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:13 (eight years ago)
Would be better to say "I know you are not terrorists."
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 06:17 (eight years ago)