'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

lol

Has any player managed to cram as many clownish misses into one season as Benteke? I'm guessing Darren Bent managed in his imperial phase, maybe Jason Lee or someone?

Andy Cole but he put enough away

Cmere am i wrong or has Kane quietly-among everything else recently- just notched twenty league goals for the fourth season in a row and if so who else has done so

iirc last year when he did it for the third year it was shearer henry aguero and himself are they all still in the mix

Only Henry left (five in a row)

Ta

I presume they spent all that time on offside so they could ignore the dive?

I'm going to stay consistent and say that is a dive, same I have done over the years when Rooney or Gerrard did it constantly.

Allis was a blatant invention, kanes was a decision to land in a heap after hurdling a keeper that missed the ball.

Bale, fyi, never dived.

That is the classification.

Bale, fyi, never dived.

This attempt at humour is beneath you, deems.

Post a bale dive and ill demonstrate to you how it is an example of an incredible athlete operating at the edges of human balance, power and speed with a cheating opponents thumb on the scales

I've no real partisan edge here btw Alli is a diving lil cunt

But the continuum of contact/foul has a corollary for 'dive' and once you're not inventing contact it's not a dive imo, short of throwing yourself to the ground as a choice (see kanes left leg today for ex, but again the dive that is an avoidance of a clear foul is a different thing again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YJwg7N_h7U

I remember this one, boy, do I remember it, Bale vs. thuggish toddler, Shaun Maloney.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/WY77S.gif

No compilations thks x

As an irishman i see a pretty clear video of a scotch person tripping a Welshman there is there a question

all this clueless "I was just putting in an honest hoof when he sneakily inserted his body in the way" from vvd is v funny.

Eyes on ball, leg small, no peno

under the small leg act introduced by was it the Lloyd George govt I seem to recall

Or did they attempt it but the general strike and the redmondite faction prevented its introduction.

After world war two it was definitely in place maybe it came in as a sub in a wider piece of legislation idk

The small leg eyes on ball hardly kicked him at all clause ah yes

it was a soft knock but it was a knock on a player in a good position

Lamela is v slight and has bad hips

Also despite actually rolling into a ball and flinging himself at u like sonic

I still don't think you're allowed to kick him

"he managed to get himself in the way" is weak indeed. funny how certain players just seem to get their body in the way eh?

need to introduce a rule for these players who deliberately get themselves kicked

Is there a specific explanation for Lawro's attire?

Even when suits were compulsory on MotD, he never wore a waistcoat and stripes like that.

Is it some kind of meta-commentary-response to the previous week when he was infamously wearing a cap and bright red gloves, which he said on Saturday's 606 he had bought at a motorway service station on the way to Cardiff?

quite a rare treat for lawro to be on motd these days, I think he wants to make a good impression

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42939351

obviously the ideal advocates for Video Match-ruining Technology are butthurt fans in the full throb of extreme butthurt

By order of the peaky fuckin’ Lawrensons. pic.twitter.com/ywGly3WRMW

— Elliot Hackney (LMcK) (@ElliotHackney) February 4, 2018

Lloyd George is looking a bit moribund these days.

Panda, did you see Lawro in his cap last week? Half of twitter said he was on Peaky Blinders.

This season truly has it all: a Dele Alli 'sex tape' leaked. (click at your own peril

Chelsea awful - Bakayoko sent off for two yellows after 28 minutes.

up there for worst signing of the summer

simply not very good at football

yep.

Now that's a proper dive

^^^

Lallana just got sent off for Liverpool’s U23’s for this lmao. pic.twitter.com/qsTUbBnM6F

— Jordan Clarke (@FourFourJordan) February 5, 2018

this is lowkey a really pleasing meltdown

chelsea obv

They're attacking too much to my liking tbf

Lallana too tbh

lol at those bakayoko stats

fucking knew it

jfc pereira

JANMAAT YA DANCER

gomes would have saved that, who's this guy in goal

lol

He's been watching Salah.

mad messi skills!

Never too late for an extra time Giroud dive tho