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Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison)

i assume this is some american tv advert thing but it creases me up every time

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link

While we're here can I ask a question

― flamenco drop (lex pretend),
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl),
― flamenco drop (BradNelson),

scrüt (wins), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

xpost yeah it's Men's Wearhouse - "You're gonna like the way you look"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

wins: reference to Madonna poll, specifically the flamenco guitar break in “Deeper & Deeper” as coined by lex

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 February 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

8====D~ ✈ ▌▌

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:11 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't believe no one made a "struck by another's jet" joke in response to this 9 years ago

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

Thanks VG! That answers half to three-quarters of my question I think

scrüt (wins), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link

Here come the cr?m jets

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.),

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link

― MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Tuesday, March 20, 2018 9:50 AM (three hours ago)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

but that has to already be the intended pun of "moo vaughn"

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

it's like having a "frank n' stein" special at your bar around halloween. "frankenstein" was already built on that idea. it is baked in.

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

not trying to start fights but:

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:37 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems to also be a bad pun because Fedora is already a female version of an English transliteration for Fyodor. or maybe there is a history to this one that references this. or maybe I am entirely wrong.

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

also "Larry J. Elleison"

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

No, that breaks the joke, nobody uses his middle initial, and how are you supposed to sing along with that

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link

but "Larry Elleison" has wrong number of syllables if singing along with Judee

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

or any priest I've encountered

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

agree that the "J" weakens it a bit because nobody cares about his middle name. it just seems necessary. putting a hat on a hat, but you can also imagine the J stands for "john stamos".

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

I read the joke to the chorus to that Mr Mister song

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

yeah, I like your way better now.

Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino)

sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague)

zidanerubbinghead.gif

gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 08:20 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.)

p.s. - I'm twelve.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just noticed that and lolled hard too

he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

jeremy cmbyn (wins)

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

― flaneur brayin (darraghmac)

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 20 August 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

rolling explaining darraghmac's and wins' display names for the rest of us

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

Flann O’Brien

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

Call me by your name

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

id damn near start a thread for my greatest unspotted hits but nakh would turn in his grave, and murmur something and 'dogshit' and i wont have his slumber broken on my conscience

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

tfw you discover "the great wallogina" was used briefly by autumn almanac in the spring of 2013

The Great Wallogina (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

whiiiich means I can't use it

rip van wanko, Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

twas a breach

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link

― faculty w1fe (silby)

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

Nag Reddit (Leee)

koogs, Saturday, 15 September 2018 07:24 (six years ago) link

so obvious in hindsight, so elegant on the screen

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 September 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

coetzee.cx (wins)

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link

begs the question, what is the associated image

the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins)

I lolled like a schoolboy

Mama Weer All Tankee Now (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

also the mentioned poster was a very sport after I fucked up their joke earlier.

calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

very good sport

calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

- stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague)

*chef's kiss*

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

^^ just came here to post that

sleeve, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

lol write what you know

stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

― Gaseous Clay (Leee)

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am enjoying Hadrian's a lot.

mick signals, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link

mumsnet blvd (wins)

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

been rocking this one for ages hoping it makes it here but in a deemsian flourish I'm going to have to do the honours myself before retiring it forever

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link

What does NS mean

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link

Non-sequiter?
No sex?
Nuclear strike?

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:42 (five years ago) link


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