Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison)
i assume this is some american tv advert thing but it creases me up every time
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link
While we're here can I ask a question― flamenco drop (lex pretend),― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl),― flamenco drop (BradNelson),
― scrüt (wins), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link
xpost yeah it's Men's Wearhouse - "You're gonna like the way you look"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhsfQRa_GC4
:)
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link
wins: reference to Madonna poll, specifically the flamenco guitar break in “Deeper & Deeper” as coined by lex
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 February 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link
8====D~ ✈ ▌▌
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:11 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Can't believe no one made a "struck by another's jet" joke in response to this 9 years ago
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link
Thanks VG! That answers half to three-quarters of my question I think
― scrüt (wins), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link
Here come the cr?m jets
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.),
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link
― MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Tuesday, March 20, 2018 9:50 AM (three hours ago)
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link
but that has to already be the intended pun of "moo vaughn"
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link
it's like having a "frank n' stein" special at your bar around halloween. "frankenstein" was already built on that idea. it is baked in.
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
not trying to start fights but:
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:37 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seems to also be a bad pun because Fedora is already a female version of an English transliteration for Fyodor. or maybe there is a history to this one that references this. or maybe I am entirely wrong.
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
also "Larry J. Elleison"
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
No, that breaks the joke, nobody uses his middle initial, and how are you supposed to sing along with that
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
but "Larry Elleison" has wrong number of syllables if singing along with Judee
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
or any priest I've encountered
agree that the "J" weakens it a bit because nobody cares about his middle name. it just seems necessary. putting a hat on a hat, but you can also imagine the J stands for "john stamos".
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link
I read the joke to the chorus to that Mr Mister song
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
yeah, I like your way better now.
― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link
hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague)
zidanerubbinghead.gif
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 08:20 (six years ago) link
I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.)
p.s. - I'm twelve.
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link
I just noticed that and lolled hard too
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
jeremy cmbyn (wins)
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac)
― faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 20 August 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
rolling explaining darraghmac's and wins' display names for the rest of us
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link
Flann O’Brien
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link
Call me by your name
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
id damn near start a thread for my greatest unspotted hits but nakh would turn in his grave, and murmur something and 'dogshit' and i wont have his slumber broken on my conscience
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link
tfw you discover "the great wallogina" was used briefly by autumn almanac in the spring of 2013
― The Great Wallogina (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link
whiiiich means I can't use it
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link
twas a breach
― lee guacamole (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link
― faculty w1fe (silby)
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link
Nag Reddit (Leee)
― koogs, Saturday, 15 September 2018 07:24 (six years ago) link
so obvious in hindsight, so elegant on the screen
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 September 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link
coetzee.cx (wins)
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
begs the question, what is the associated image
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link
Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins)
I lolled like a schoolboy
― Mama Weer All Tankee Now (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link
also the mentioned poster was a very sport after I fucked up their joke earlier.
― calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link
very good sport
― calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
- stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague)
*chef's kiss*
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link
^^ just came here to post that
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link
lol write what you know
― stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link
― Gaseous Clay (Leee)
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link
I am enjoying Hadrian's a lot.
― mick signals, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
mumsnet blvd (wins)
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link
been rocking this one for ages hoping it makes it here but in a deemsian flourish I'm going to have to do the honours myself before retiring it forever
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link
What does NS mean
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link
Non-sequiter?No sex?Nuclear strike?
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:42 (five years ago) link