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Aching Proustian nostalgia for the spring of 2016 and men with mockney accents in pubs shouting GUWAARN REEYAD! at the big screen as he skinned yet another full back

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)

xp Yeah I don't suppose loaning Ryan Loft to Exeter will have had much impact on Tottenham's 17/18 efforts. I fear it may not have much effect on Exeter's either (this is not a comment on Loft's quality, just that AIUI he's the kind of player we've roughly enough of for the time being).

― Tim, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:30 (eight years ago)

Martin Amis has agreed to loan Ryan Loft to Will Self for the rest of the 2017-18 season.

― the pinefox, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:33 (eight years ago)

Parting Anus lol

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:48 (eight years ago)

Mark fissure

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Friday, 2 February 2018 16:18 (eight years ago)

Five days ago Batshuayi scored twice for Chelsea, tonight he scored twice and delivered an assist for Dortmund.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:09 (eight years ago)

Pogba benched in favour of McTominay.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:32 (eight years ago)

might as well subject myself to more of this shite!

― calzino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:07 (eight years ago)

Lingard will need better than that to beat Lossl.

― calzino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:11 (eight years ago)

lol what can you do with diving twats like Sanchez + Van La Parra?

― calzino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:31 (eight years ago)

this is our best performance in ages, low bar as that is.

― calzino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:48 (eight years ago)

idiotic needless yellow for Sanchez there, what a fuckwit.

― calzino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:50 (eight years ago)

really scummy stuff from Huddersfield today!

― Number None, Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:35 (eight years ago)

I don't mind them kicking Man U players.

― calzino, Saturday, 3 February 2018 16:41 (eight years ago)

Bollex
Bollex
Bollex
Poo
— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) February 3, 2018

― Number None, Saturday, 3 February 2018 17:48 (eight years ago)

The donkey sanctuary is struggling

― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:02 (eight years ago)

What a nice chip from Auba. Everton being butchered

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:07 (eight years ago)

Mkhi seems to enjoy himself as well.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:09 (eight years ago)

Everton are an absolute shambles of a team. It’s astonishing they managed to spend £190m this season and still end up so abject.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:14 (eight years ago)

getting Mangala in was kind of asking for it

― Number None, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:15 (eight years ago)

arsenal do this a couple of times a season, it's almost like their karmic reward for being arsenal or something

― imago, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

Real talk SV. I've no idea why they bothered showing up. It's got a stench of self-sabotage to it.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

And still... Everton could've made three or four goals more this second half.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 19:08 (eight years ago)

Some great goals today

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:09 (eight years ago)

Result* and goal of the day: Brighton & Hove Albion.

[* except Burnley's point vs City]

― the pinefox, Sunday, 4 February 2018 13:00 (eight years ago)

Fucking Eric dier

Lloris absent too

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 16:34 (eight years ago)

ILF kroo gonna combust within the next 2 hours

― imago, Sunday, 4 February 2018 16:35 (eight years ago)

Dier has let poch and this team down consistently for a year or more. His attitude stinks

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 16:41 (eight years ago)

As bad as we are Liverpool are as patchy. Both teams showing why they're in the race for fourth and no more

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:21 (eight years ago)

well yiz can't play Utd every week

― Number None, Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:23 (eight years ago)

United sit back and are big enough for us to get perked up about at home.

The norm this season is flat performances struggling to break down defensive units or defending badly on second ball or direct counters.

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:31 (eight years ago)

Not targeting how poor lovren is under a long pass seems to be throwing away the likeliest and easiest chance of a goal.

Paying attn to opposition weakness is a huge blind spot of pochs

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:35 (eight years ago)

Fucking Eric Dier

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:38 (eight years ago)

This is gonna be a long half hour, can't get the ball of yous

― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:48 (eight years ago)

Alli really has no redeeming qualities, does he?

― Number None, Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:57 (eight years ago)

Jesus

― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:07 (eight years ago)

O mi gof

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:08 (eight years ago)

haha shit

― imago, Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:08 (eight years ago)

Gotw gots

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:08 (eight years ago)

Wanyama has done that every time he has come on this season and it’s the first time it hasn’t ended up closer to the corner flag.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:08 (eight years ago)

Danny rose debut shtyllles

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:09 (eight years ago)

Offside if he touched the ball, not offside if he didn’t .

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:12 (eight years ago)

Which doesn’t make any sense to me...

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:13 (eight years ago)

I knew that

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:14 (eight years ago)

Put the house on it

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:14 (eight years ago)

Regardless of whether he was offside (which he was) the fucker dived

― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:15 (eight years ago)

Yeah

Alli earlier sickened my hole too

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:16 (eight years ago)

he's getting banned for that, yeah?

― Number None, Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:17 (eight years ago)

Could have bet the house on that too.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

ahahaha

― imago, Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

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'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18