why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i met someone once who had two pre-teens who were obsessed with nerf gun hacking videos on youtube and were in the process of setting up their own youtube channel dedicated to the practice

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)

What the fuck? I'm so mad right now. What FB page does that come from? It has to be the worst.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:34 (eight years ago)

is your child texting about x?

*a bunch of dumb acronyms*

marcos, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:53 (eight years ago)

Ha, I like those.

I am completely perplexed by that 'Rejection Clock' one, though.

emil.y, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)

© SMiles 2017

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:52 (eight years ago)

alternatively ladies marry a grown-up

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 12:39 (eight years ago)

I love when slightly amusing jokes get padded to over 500 words

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:11 (eight years ago)

ladies,

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:08 (eight years ago)

I give that one three insincere crying/laughing emojis

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:07 (eight years ago)

A long way from the worst.

Still, though...

Mark G, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:18 (eight years ago)

I'm confused by the "and you know your baby will be a boy" part, are they saying that 'Gotham' is an acceptable name for a boy but obviously inappropriate for a girl

soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:32 (eight years ago)

well clearly

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (eight years ago)

or maybe it's because Batdads wouldn't be that arsed about getting up to rescue a girl

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (eight years ago)

Name your kid Gotham because he's going to have to get really good at fighting in elementary school and eventually become an MMA champion and buy you a house.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 09:07 (eight years ago)

saw this posted with the comment "so powerful" and I know I'm a bad person for finding it funny

https://i.imgur.com/r2BOd4i.jpg

niels, Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:36 (eight years ago)

it's even funnier if you grew up near Bilston

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:37 (eight years ago)

'After reading from bottom to top, reread again from top to bottom'

the pinefox, Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:40 (eight years ago)

^ mistaking the shadow for the substance

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:01 (eight years ago)

https://www.funkypancake.com/blog/media/101207_s95_img_0073-thumb-225x300.jpg

this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 February 2018 01:30 (eight years ago)

I think I spent so much time gawking at those gross veterans humor memes that I posted upthread that facebook thinks I am a creepy conservative. For the past few weeks I have been unable to get rid of suggested groups along these lines:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540472_10156291571633783_8291355410637596062_n.jpg?oh=b243a467f9f775fb453501401536eac0&oe=5B21803F

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:09 (eight years ago)

suggested groups would probably be a good thread on its own -- at one point I had "Beautiful Bi-Polar Babes United Against Domestic Violence" "Single Mustachians," and "Plus Size Flava" all suggested at the same time

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:16 (eight years ago)

lol

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)

I do now have facial hair, but at the time I was clean shaven, and hence there was barely a word of any of those that described me, except that I am against domestic violence.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:56 (eight years ago)

also, you're beautiful

mh, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:57 (eight years ago)

no matter what they say

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:01 (eight years ago)

GRUMPY OL BIKERS (Bikers only) would be a great display name + username combo

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)

I hate that post/meme "Be your own best Bugel"

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:33 (eight years ago)

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:03 (eight years ago)

fake i assume

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:10 (eight years ago)

Also a good contender for the pass agg notes thread

Moodles, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:34 (eight years ago)

I can't believe dan gilbert runs a private school

omar little, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:38 (eight years ago)

lol he would have a charter school tho

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:25 (eight years ago)

quicken loans school of business excellence

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:21 (eight years ago)

I agree with that sign.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 08:37 (eight years ago)

Me too!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:11 (eight years ago)

https://d2ffutrenqvap3.cloudfront.net/items/2x2w0j1B3q3E3O0Y0A2r/checkmate.jpg

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:12 (eight years ago)

prob thinks it was started by a match

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:57 (eight years ago)

Her FB page is a blast:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010553881758

As he says in this video "if you can't scientifically prove that you live on a ball you don't live on a ball..."
All we have is theories spun by the Masonic elites and faked images of earth which are easily proven that they have been faked...

groovypanda, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:42 (eight years ago)

it's not even real stupidity or insanity nowadays, it's just the personae people adopt for attention and friendship

having said that, I've been going on for a long time about what "belief" really means and it seems to me to be multifaceted: the performative, the social, the identitarian, the ideological, the spiritual and the unconscious all play into the concept but none of them define it or make up the totality of it. this is one of the reasons Dawkinites are idiots. memes feed into this too as they become this field of statements without depth, without sincerity, just endlessly playing at rhetoric when their real purpose is anything but the dissemination of knowledge, arcane or otherwise.

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:51 (eight years ago)

not false consciousness, more like abdicated consciousness

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:53 (eight years ago)

of course sincerity is a question of belief and round and down we go

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 10:08 (eight years ago)

I wish I had this person's timeline, the one with no reported events from the past two years.

https://i.imgur.com/yDuj6lC.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:33 (eight years ago)

wow, that truly is too funny not to forward, brb forwarding

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)


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