This is atrocious but quite nice
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 12:59 (six years ago) link
No, I'm between lessons haha
:D
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link
Oh god I feel actually sick
― imago, Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link
It's long, thin and tawdry.
I thought this was the burger you were talking about at first.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link
yeah me too, only just worked out it was the shop
― hard to be a spod (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link
Well, it's what Giles Coren et al get paid for, after all.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link
One of those thread titles that make you sing along..
"Oh no don't ask why..."
― Mark G, Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:31 (six years ago) link
Do the burgers still have a definite gristle taste?
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link
Did we have this exciting and definitely wholly accurate article yet?
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/leisure/showbiz/11331933.Brad_Pitt_has_a_taste_for_Wimpy/
(found while searching for Swindon Wimpy, because for some reason I felt a strange urge to see the picture of it I posted upthread which is now a broken link)
― a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 27 January 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link
fizzy drinks
― j., Saturday, 27 January 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
I really want to visit the one near(ish) to me in Eastcote
― MaresNest, Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link
Phil Lynott in a Dublin Wimpyhttps://brandnewretro.ie/2012/02/17/old-adverts-52-wimpy-dorset-st-dublin-with-phil-lynott-1968/
― a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
"rendezbvous for showband" :D <3
― hard to be a spod (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/12/article-2172701-14075D65000005DC-164_964x677.jpg
Joe Strummer and John Peel @ Wimpy
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link
not an advertisement for wimpy's health benefits tbh
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Sunday, 28 January 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link
Fosters? really?
― calzino, Sunday, 28 January 2018 12:31 (six years ago) link
I guess sometimes you might need a diuretic, but otherwise I wouldn't use that piss to clean my boots.
― calzino, Sunday, 28 January 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link
Just time for a quick look at the papers... pic.twitter.com/65EhPNHhQd— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) August 11, 2018
― soref, Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-46760299
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link
Oh man I've eaten there more than a few times :(
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:14 (five years ago) link
i am moved to ponder the mysterious confluence of culture, circumstance and economic trends which has somehow led essex to have 18 surviving wimpys, the most in the uk
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
Gonna guess massive racism
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:31 (five years ago) link
i'm happy to accept that as correct until i see persuasive evidence to the contrary tbh
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link
A preference for stuff that you had when you were a kid vs stuff that is much better but has no nostalgia value?Looking on the Wimpy website it seems that I would have to travel 30-40 miles from Cambridge to find a Wimpy, but if I did so, there are 8 to choose from, forming a ring of Wimpy around the neighbouring counties. Peterborough, Cheshunt, Loughton, King's Lynn, Colchester, Maldon, Borehamwood, Billericay. If they opened a branch in Thetford it would be perfect.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link
It's probably posted upthread but the last time I had a Wimpy, several years ago after probably a decade or more of abstinence, it was crushingly disappointing
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
there's one a mere 4.68 miles from my front door
and it's... closed until friday? wtf
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:49 (five years ago) link
I last had one when I was working in Lewisham about a decade ago, it was not good.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:49 (five years ago) link
maybe this will whet yr appetite
Talk about a Happy #NewYear! Our new specials are here and they’re priced to please! Click here for details>> https://t.co/PeCCX6pZbL pic.twitter.com/tgfMepsBnr— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) January 7, 2019
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 13:58 (five years ago) link
god imagine being in charge of wimpy's social media, tweeting shit like this to an audience of 4,431 comprised entirely of bots and people who clicked 'follow' by mistake and haven't realised it yet
That looks absolutely delicious! 🍔😋 https://t.co/c0PvdPLcgs— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) December 30, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link
The burger emoji looks tastier than the actual thing
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:02 (five years ago) link
what does danger mouse have to do with wimpy? why is he visiting schoolchildren? what exactly was the prize frankie won? is this real or am i in a coma, imagining symbols of my childhood smashing into each other in a signifier-free melange of empty nostalgia?
Look who visited @RayleighPrimary School this week! A massive thanks to our prize winner Frankie and his class of future Danger Agents for giving us a warm Wimpy welcome! #DangerMouse #secretagentskills pic.twitter.com/E2lFeWi1u3— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) December 5, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link
Post-colonial irony iirc
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link
Honest to god the state of that burger and those chips
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link
this feels like a prime candidate for the 'real england' thread
Dear @WimpyUK,Here are some more photos of your cheeseburger shops that @sadcaptains and I have visited. We have been to 25 now so we are a third of the way to visiting every one!These ones are #Basingstoke, #Beckenham, #Billericay and #Clacton.Kind regards,CTD3 xx pic.twitter.com/zvTwlmpcvz— Captain T Duck III (@captaintduck3) September 14, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link
this tweet made me a vegan
Thanks for the amazing feedback @TinyTroyeSivan! 😍😍 https://t.co/VI8ZbbFD7L— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) November 16, 2018
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
always a good sign when people express their satisfaction with clearly-untouched food on social media imo
I think there used to be a Wimpy in Worcester on Foregate St possibly next to Poppins but I can't find any evidence online of this ever existing
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link
What is wrong with their buns? They look like they were made with sawdust and bits of brick during rationing and nobody's bothered to change the order since.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
I'll freely admit that 25 years ago they were kind of pioneering in having a bean burger that you would want to eat and I used to go to the one in Yate maybe once a month?
Just looked to see where my nearest one is to me right now and it's 25 miles away in Porthcawl. Closed at the moment. With no opening hours all week.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link
xxp I went to high school in Worcester in the early 90s and don't remember a Wimpy there, it went McDonald's, Poppins, Deep Pan Pizza. I don't remember a Burger King in Worcester either, and that's usually the mark of a former Wimpy.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link
Buns are wholemeal which they brag about iirc, don't have a problem with that tbh
― I can't dérive fifty-feev (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link
seems the least of their problems, really
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
Xxp my mum says it was on the High St by Boots. Probably gone by the early 90s as that was the reign of Viking burgers
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2019 14:34 (five years ago) link
There was a Burger King in Worcester late 90s/early 00s but that's long gone too
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link
https://media.boutiquehotel.me/instagram/standard/997011731703618892_455226494.jpg
this is my nearest one iirc, which is on a wind-battered cliff-edge on the greying outskirts of the already pretty scruffy town of peacehaven. maybe you can actually see it from france given good weather and military-grade imaging technology?
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link
normally loads of dogshit on that pavement btw, someone must've had a clean up before they took the photo
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2019 14:56 (five years ago) link
Only Wimpy I've ever been in is the one in Huddersfield but I see it suffered a "shock closure"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
i see your life of limitless glamour isn't confined solely to the continent, then
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 January 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
otm. u lot can leave the eu but huddersfield wimpy will always have a special place in my hedonistic heart.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 7 January 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link