britishers -- tell me about WIMPY BARS and their shitty burgers

It's long, thin and tawdry. My burger will be appalling, my mocha worse. Hurrah!

#awaydays?

This is atrocious but quite nice

No, I'm between lessons haha

:D

Oh god I feel actually sick

It's long, thin and tawdry.

I thought this was the burger you were talking about at first.

yeah me too, only just worked out it was the shop

Well, it's what Giles Coren et al get paid for, after all.

One of those thread titles that make you sing along..

"Oh no don't ask why..."

Do the burgers still have a definite gristle taste?

Did we have this exciting and definitely wholly accurate article yet?

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/leisure/showbiz/11331933.Brad_Pitt_has_a_taste_for_Wimpy/

(found while searching for Swindon Wimpy, because for some reason I felt a strange urge to see the picture of it I posted upthread which is now a broken link)

fizzy drinks

I really want to visit the one near(ish) to me in Eastcote

Phil Lynott in a Dublin Wimpy
https://brandnewretro.ie/2012/02/17/old-adverts-52-wimpy-dorset-st-dublin-with-phil-lynott-1968/

"rendezbvous for showband" :D <3

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/12/article-2172701-14075D65000005DC-164_964x677.jpg

Joe Strummer and John Peel @ Wimpy

not an advertisement for wimpy's health benefits tbh

Fosters? really?

I guess sometimes you might need a diuretic, but otherwise I wouldn't use that piss to clean my boots.

Just time for a quick look at the papers... pic.twitter.com/65EhPNHhQd

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) August 11, 2018

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-46760299

Oh man I've eaten there more than a few times :(

i am moved to ponder the mysterious confluence of culture, circumstance and economic trends which has somehow led essex to have 18 surviving wimpys, the most in the uk

Gonna guess massive racism

i'm happy to accept that as correct until i see persuasive evidence to the contrary tbh

A preference for stuff that you had when you were a kid vs stuff that is much better but has no nostalgia value?

Looking on the Wimpy website it seems that I would have to travel 30-40 miles from Cambridge to find a Wimpy, but if I did so, there are 8 to choose from, forming a ring of Wimpy around the neighbouring counties. Peterborough, Cheshunt, Loughton, King's Lynn, Colchester, Maldon, Borehamwood, Billericay. If they opened a branch in Thetford it would be perfect.

It's probably posted upthread but the last time I had a Wimpy, several years ago after probably a decade or more of abstinence, it was crushingly disappointing

there's one a mere 4.68 miles from my front door

and it's... closed until friday? wtf

I last had one when I was working in Lewisham about a decade ago, it was not good.

maybe this will whet yr appetite

Talk about a Happy #NewYear! Our new specials are here and they’re priced to please! Click here for details>> https://t.co/PeCCX6pZbL pic.twitter.com/tgfMepsBnr

— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) January 7, 2019

god imagine being in charge of wimpy's social media, tweeting shit like this to an audience of 4,431 comprised entirely of bots and people who clicked 'follow' by mistake and haven't realised it yet

That looks absolutely delicious! 🍔😋 https://t.co/c0PvdPLcgs

— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) December 30, 2018

The burger emoji looks tastier than the actual thing

what does danger mouse have to do with wimpy? why is he visiting schoolchildren? what exactly was the prize frankie won? is this real or am i in a coma, imagining symbols of my childhood smashing into each other in a signifier-free melange of empty nostalgia?

Look who visited @RayleighPrimary School this week! A massive thanks to our prize winner Frankie and his class of future Danger Agents for giving us a warm Wimpy welcome! #DangerMouse #secretagentskills pic.twitter.com/E2lFeWi1u3

— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) December 5, 2018

Post-colonial irony iirc

Honest to god the state of that burger and those chips

this feels like a prime candidate for the 'real england' thread

Dear @WimpyUK,

Here are some more photos of your cheeseburger shops that @sadcaptains and I have visited. We have been to 25 now so we are a third of the way to visiting every one!

These ones are #Basingstoke, #Beckenham, #Billericay and #Clacton.

Kind regards,

CTD3 xx pic.twitter.com/zvTwlmpcvz

— Captain T Duck III (@captaintduck3) September 14, 2018

this tweet made me a vegan

Thanks for the amazing feedback @TinyTroyeSivan! 😍😍 https://t.co/VI8ZbbFD7L

— WimpyUK (@WimpyUK) November 16, 2018

always a good sign when people express their satisfaction with clearly-untouched food on social media imo

I think there used to be a Wimpy in Worcester on Foregate St possibly next to Poppins but I can't find any evidence online of this ever existing

What is wrong with their buns? They look like they were made with sawdust and bits of brick during rationing and nobody's bothered to change the order since.

I'll freely admit that 25 years ago they were kind of pioneering in having a bean burger that you would want to eat and I used to go to the one in Yate maybe once a month?

Just looked to see where my nearest one is to me right now and it's 25 miles away in Porthcawl. Closed at the moment. With no opening hours all week.

xxp I went to high school in Worcester in the early 90s and don't remember a Wimpy there, it went McDonald's, Poppins, Deep Pan Pizza. I don't remember a Burger King in Worcester either, and that's usually the mark of a former Wimpy.

Buns are wholemeal which they brag about iirc, don't have a problem with that tbh

seems the least of their problems, really

Xxp my mum says it was on the High St by Boots. Probably gone by the early 90s as that was the reign of Viking burgers

There was a Burger King in Worcester late 90s/early 00s but that's long gone too

https://media.boutiquehotel.me/instagram/standard/997011731703618892_455226494.jpg

this is my nearest one iirc, which is on a wind-battered cliff-edge on the greying outskirts of the already pretty scruffy town of peacehaven. maybe you can actually see it from france given good weather and military-grade imaging technology?

normally loads of dogshit on that pavement btw, someone must've had a clean up before they took the photo

Only Wimpy I've ever been in is the one in Huddersfield but I see it suffered a "shock closure"