why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:59 (eight years ago)

lmao dogs are thinking about cars all the time

frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)

imo it's be better if the dog was just thinking "dog"

mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)

srsly. or food. I don't buy him thinking "huh boss and me just lonely guys thinking baout tings?!"

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:02 (eight years ago)

point is, give up all your dreams and go live on a park bench if you truly want to be happy

frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:03 (eight years ago)

Thinking about airplanes usually makes me very happy. Same with cars, although to a lesser extent.

how's life, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:06 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:29 (eight years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/y2rp31S_zpsvxxfxut2.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:39 (eight years ago)

u guys <3

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 18:00 (eight years ago)

have to admit I kinda like that dog one ;_;

niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/vXeeHUPxgBtp6/giphy.gif

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:51 (eight years ago)

haha yes

a good image of happiness imo

niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (eight years ago)

I really like this one:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUkSeDfU8AAgmGw.jpg

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 29 January 2018 09:19 (eight years ago)

OK that actually made me lol

Roz, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:20 (eight years ago)

hee i like that

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2018 17:47 (eight years ago)

karl and omar's variations on the dog meme have me in stitches rn

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 18:23 (eight years ago)

This:

http://e2.365dm.com/12/11/660x350/TedHankeyGrandSlamofDartsTues_2860626.jpg?20121114155022

was posted to a group called 'Growing up in the UK old school'.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:11 (eight years ago)

No it wasn't! Although more appropriate perhaps. The actual picture was:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27072559_895701423921705_2186013833273405179_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e228798fce0c4c0eb7101e9157051295&oe=5B1F6E2B

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:11 (eight years ago)

Despicable Me: The Ian Curtis Story

Moodles, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:19 (eight years ago)

i met someone once who had two pre-teens who were obsessed with nerf gun hacking videos on youtube and were in the process of setting up their own youtube channel dedicated to the practice

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)

What the fuck? I'm so mad right now. What FB page does that come from? It has to be the worst.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:34 (eight years ago)

is your child texting about x?

*a bunch of dumb acronyms*

marcos, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:53 (eight years ago)

Ha, I like those.

I am completely perplexed by that 'Rejection Clock' one, though.

emil.y, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)

© SMiles 2017

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:52 (eight years ago)

alternatively ladies marry a grown-up

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 12:39 (eight years ago)

I love when slightly amusing jokes get padded to over 500 words

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:11 (eight years ago)

ladies,

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:08 (eight years ago)

I give that one three insincere crying/laughing emojis

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:07 (eight years ago)

A long way from the worst.

Still, though...

Mark G, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:18 (eight years ago)

I'm confused by the "and you know your baby will be a boy" part, are they saying that 'Gotham' is an acceptable name for a boy but obviously inappropriate for a girl

soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:32 (eight years ago)

well clearly

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (eight years ago)

or maybe it's because Batdads wouldn't be that arsed about getting up to rescue a girl

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (eight years ago)

Name your kid Gotham because he's going to have to get really good at fighting in elementary school and eventually become an MMA champion and buy you a house.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 09:07 (eight years ago)

saw this posted with the comment "so powerful" and I know I'm a bad person for finding it funny

https://i.imgur.com/r2BOd4i.jpg

niels, Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:36 (eight years ago)

it's even funnier if you grew up near Bilston

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:37 (eight years ago)

'After reading from bottom to top, reread again from top to bottom'

the pinefox, Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:40 (eight years ago)

^ mistaking the shadow for the substance

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:01 (eight years ago)

https://www.funkypancake.com/blog/media/101207_s95_img_0073-thumb-225x300.jpg

this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 February 2018 01:30 (eight years ago)

I think I spent so much time gawking at those gross veterans humor memes that I posted upthread that facebook thinks I am a creepy conservative. For the past few weeks I have been unable to get rid of suggested groups along these lines:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540472_10156291571633783_8291355410637596062_n.jpg?oh=b243a467f9f775fb453501401536eac0&oe=5B21803F

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:09 (eight years ago)

suggested groups would probably be a good thread on its own -- at one point I had "Beautiful Bi-Polar Babes United Against Domestic Violence" "Single Mustachians," and "Plus Size Flava" all suggested at the same time

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:16 (eight years ago)

lol

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)

I do now have facial hair, but at the time I was clean shaven, and hence there was barely a word of any of those that described me, except that I am against domestic violence.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:56 (eight years ago)

also, you're beautiful

mh, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:57 (eight years ago)

no matter what they say

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:01 (eight years ago)


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