Worst TV adverts of the moment

Oh god and the Nat West woman

I think I hate chaeirt

I think I hate charity lotteries the most of all, the ugly, money-grubbing, sanctimonious, self-defeating cunts

Those fucks have ruined Let 'em In for me

Worse than Charity lotteries are:

Charities which soothe you into putting a "bequeathe" in your will. Ooh, carry on the good work so your descendents will benefit etc.

Nothing about how the charity will slap a lawyer straight onto preventing your descendents from selling your house/property (or deciding amongst themselves as to how to divvy it up, etc) and selling it themselves to make sure their 10% is gotten as soon as possible.

It hasn't happened to me, but it has happened to people I know.

Seriously, pass it on. If you/they want to donate to charity from a will, specify! £5,000 lets say. Do Not Mention A Percentage!!!

didn't know that. that's sick.

Staple it to yr mother's fridge!

I'm not saying all the charities do that. I could tell you which it was, but then mmm dangerous add disclaimers etc. Also, that they were the only one.

which child is more noxious: sassy girl in the Robinson's ad or professional northerner being menaced by a giant Martin Keown. my vote's on the latter, but the lass is trying hard.

This is very belated but is there anybody more obnoxious than the man off the gladstone brooks ads? I have to mute the telly every time he comes on

is that the earnest "have you done it yet?" guy, cos he's a massive cunt

yeah it is, i shout threats about shivs at the tv when he's on

"What's going on?" is his opening salvo, I always look up at the telly and then hate myself for not muting as soon as the last race finished

I'm Michael and I spend my days off watching attheraces

i hope his guilty conscience keeps him awake at night

We've come a long long way together

Are they saying we have to praise their bank? Because

I'm not sure if the Oak Furnitureland lads are the actual biggest twats on god's earth but they're in the running

"So-called disability" says hypocritical frozen chip-selling tosser of a marketer who clearly isn't familiar with the social model

Jesus Christ Alan Davies die you lispy cunt die die die

Tbf, the material's not great for those quorn adverts.

Tbf NV OTM

He's only very slightly better in Damned, mind.

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i hate that sun bingo advert

all travel company ads. begone.

You're not "Dan", you're Marcus Brigstocke, unfunny dick

I'll just put the Marc Jacobs' "Dream baby dream" ad here, only because its far too short.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/they-need-die-nationwide-call-12150366

i find it really hard to believe those two are related tbh

i'd probably stop short of wishing death upong them tho

Their ditties about family life are like Marmite - you either love them or hate them.

suggest one of these options is untrue

flo and joan are bad but still better than the previous nationwide ad campaign where people recited their horrible poems

on a sliding scale of horror you're right, gotta admit i find them more ignorable than fully noxious

oh jesus those poetry ads were like a glimpse into hell

flo and joan are basically an nth-generation photocopy of garfunkel and oates, who are (as with all musical comedians) already bad

i find it really hard to believe those two are related tbh

^^^^^

"Can the sisters from the Nationwide adverts please die a horrible death," raged one annoyed viewer.

I don't remember writing this tbh.

ambushed by a whole sequence of WOWCHERs yesterday (while watching australian masterchef 2016, so i still come out the winner)

yeah those wowcher adverts are really bad

lol i quite like the sisters -- in a not-as-bad-as-ppl-are-saying kind of way -- but then i will also fiercely stan for pam ayres, fite me

(the poems were unbearable though)

itt: mark s fiercely stans for pam ayres while acknowledging her poems were unbearable

Shpock it.

I know I'm old now but I don't think I know what Wowcher and Shpock are for.

pam's poems are good not bad, the poetry ads = vice versa

shpock it is worse than wowchers

wowchers = getting stuff
shpock it = selling it again

Vinted = sloaney mum version of Shpock apparently

bcz i (correctly) watch a fvckton of marple and midsomer, i see a lot of ads for (i) the alleviation of various conditions, (ii) stairlifts, (iii) cruises

some of them are american ads overdubbed but in all of them the acting is weirdly wooden and terrible

Ditto life assurance and funeral cover ads.

itt: mark s demonstrates his misunderstanding of the word 'correctly'

Here's one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlSBNtkFiTo

i like the stairlift ad with Leonard from Butterflies