marketing of masculinity

Men are!

WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT. I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE. EBEORIETEMETHHPITI

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hey so on this Facebook music listening group i asked something about the name 4 Men With Beards and someone replied that the name is a joke, that the records are "for men with beards." good lord at not only me missing the joke but also that terrible name.

didn't know where else to post it so etc etc

LIVE OUT LOUD
PUNCH YOUR DREAM
FUCK YOGURT
DRINK MANDOM
CARESS YOUR MEATS
MAKE THE WORLD YOUR MAN CAVE

xp that's a good x-post to "Things you were shockingly old when you learned"

also: god damn it, I just got it

ugh i hate seeing "4 men with beards" in huge letters when i look at a record
it has always irritated me because 1) it lacks imagination and 2) thanks (no thanks) for the image of 4 men with beards on my shirley collins reissue, you self-involved jerks

i remember how crestfallen i was to open Scott 4 and see that logo on the center label.

That is making me reassess "4 Non Blondes."

always curious about those vinyl reissue labels. seems like you can just get license to print the 2 most famous Iggy Pop albums rip those CDs and send them to UPR.

I always heard 4 Men With Beards had ties to the Italian mob
also I think they are notorious for ripping CD masters to vinyl
but some of their stuff is nice
they are like the sketchy parking lot version of Light in the Attic

i think i only have one (two?) of their records but i feel aggravated when i see the logo

Cory "Sludge" Cove, one of the hosts of our local sports talk station's (KFAN) Power Trip Morning Show is a HUGE 311 fan like he travel to see them at Red Rocks and stuff and says without a doubt they are the best band ever, way better than the Beatles or anyone, he got in an argument with one of the Boomer hosts about 311 vs. the Beatles, it's almost weird

but he also famously only eats chicken strips

read that post three times and it should be depressing but I'm giggling

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVcjBumXUAEmff3.jpg:small

Bet he wears a vest though.

I think I prefer the German version

http://car-use-blog.eu/lat/wp-content/plugins/special-recent-posts/cache/srpthumb-p7660-450x249-no.jpg

real men can't drive?

we die like real men: cursing our pea brained masculine stupidity as our chest cavity fills with the blood from our ruptured aorta.

isn't the german version meant to be an ironical commentary on the shittiness of the car?

of course the american version has to distort it into something 100% earnest and over the top macho

^^ gets it

https://i.imgur.com/JC4yAv1.jpg

I can make my own thank you very much

I have to put this somewhere and although it's not exactly right for the thread I don't know where else to put it.

http://i66.tinypic.com/300r9f5.jpg

https://btbgrooming.co.uk/

after showering, apply this gel to your BALLS

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energizing and seductive

note that Shaq is in the commercial for this product

you had me at 'provides all over odor and wetness'

dermatologically testes

dry balls

ha

that's hilarious

lol amazing use of capitalization

That's the best part.

BALLS

after Excelsioring, apply this zing to your LOLZ

omg

xp kudos

*frowns*

https://68.media.tumblr.com/41efed5d93df4f945abaa0763158f4f4/tumblr_p751r8F3oE1w6v1v3o1_1280.jpg

Reminds of a subreddit called 'badwomensanatomy'. Edifying stuff.

I've seen that several times and it never stops making me lol

Reminds me of the time i tried to shave with a women’s razor

What alloy do they use in women's razors again? Femininium? Ovularium? I used those damn things once and totally got passed over for a promotion the next day.

Yeah, I shaved by balls with one once and I swear they got smaller!

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tbf those are some manly fuckin' measuring spoons

Headphones the color of the chair father drank himself to death in, an ax to destroy the yard tree.

what is that little loop thing between the shaving brush and the headphones

Keyring? Artisanal IUD?