it's also becoming clear to me that gregg is just one of the funniest people alive
― #TeamHailing (imago), Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link
I saw him do standup as Neil Hamburger a couple years back, it was legitimately the funniest show I've ever been to
just rediscovered that "Great Phone Calls" album from way way back and it still cracks me up. the bit where he's telling his "world famous" 7-11 joke that just goes on and on and on is so great
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link
saw the last heidecker-hamburger tour and neil's bit about gene simmons got things to the point of feeling that sort of wild chest-hurting panic that we might pass out or die from laughing, it was amazing
― ogmor, Thursday, 11 January 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
i love neil hamburger doing his red hot chili peppers run of jokes
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 January 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link
not as good as gregg turkington's portrayal of kington, master of codes obv
his Eric Clapton joke nearly made me fall out of my chair
― frogbs, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:23 (six years ago) link
that said this will always crack me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiR0toIBYDY
every single one of Turkington's lines here is great and as a programmer I inadvertently quote this all the time
― frogbs, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link
they're (On Cinema) doing a few live shows in June.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfHaAo4nWQR/?hl=en&taken-by=timheidecker
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 15 February 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
think they were in the UK just before i found out about them :(
― imago, Thursday, 15 February 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link
omg y'all
― had (crüt), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
what's up
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link
I'm guessing On The Movies' Oscar special?
― Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:10 (six years ago) link
yes. i tuned in halfway through and mark proksch had just drowned and was being rushed to the hospital.
― had (crüt), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:25 (six years ago) link
where is it?
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link
it was on Adult Swim, TV and website. Will presumably end up on youtube with the rest of On Cinema soon
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:48 (six years ago) link
1. jaws 22. jaws3. jaws 34. jaws 4
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 5 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
XD
― had (crüt), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link
Season 10 of #OnCinema begins soon!!!!— ORIGINAL Master Codebreaker (@greggturkington) March 5, 2018
― had (crüt), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:59 (six years ago) link
here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIAttlFcO6g
― had (crüt), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
That Jaws 2 “happy 40th anniversary!” montage holy christ
Rofl
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link
oh my god, i love how much time he's spending on the trial at the beginning. i really loved that series
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 March 2018 05:04 (six years ago) link
almost like in the bible, the character of judas
― had (crüt), Saturday, 10 March 2018 06:41 (six years ago) link
a slightly slower burn than some of them but built to possibly the best finale
― imago, Saturday, 10 March 2018 08:58 (six years ago) link
I predict that Tim will try to settle with the Delgado family by selling the IP rights to the Victorville Film Archives
― had (crüt), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link
the on cinema universe just keeps improving imo. feel like i need to make one of the live shows in june
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link
lol https://www.riojenesis.com/shop
― Droni Mitchell (Ross), Thursday, 12 April 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
digging Tim's new alt-right 'stache and haircut
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 12 April 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link
Gregg's quest to get answers re: Tim Burton not directing Sherlock Gnomes is my new favourite thing ever.
― incel elgort (cryptosicko), Sunday, 29 April 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsanJV6nEnk
"They show movies on planes. Imagine if they went up and down the aisles with little bags — I mean, they don't have to be the full bag, but little mini-bags — of popcorn. Then, as you watch the movie, you hand the bags back to the stewardess for what your rating is of the movie.""
― ⅋ (crüt), Sunday, 3 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link
I've lost control of the control room!
― imago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link
This is always movie of the year
― imago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqgA_9kuJE
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 6 May 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link
its almost not even a parody
― frogbs, Monday, 6 May 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link
yeah it's a genuine earworm
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 6 May 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link
kinda like "Our Values Are Under Attack" from Decker, a song I genuinely like
― frogbs, Monday, 6 May 2019 15:16 (five years ago) link
oh my fucking god
https://www.oncinematimeline.com/
― imago, Friday, 17 May 2019 06:41 (five years ago) link
this is insane
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 17 May 2019 10:33 (five years ago) link
Okay, this is just what I needed to rectify the short shrift I've given On Cinema (which I've only seen spottily, as opposed to the dozens of times that I've gone through other Heidecker/Hamburger projects).
― Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 12:16 (five years ago) link
god I could spend hours watching this
― frogbs, Friday, 17 May 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
anybody else go see the live stage show?
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
man I forgot how great the Ant Man/Fantastic Four episode was
― frogbs, Friday, 17 May 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link
well guess how I spent my Saturday
― frogbs, Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link
lol I am terrified of going in there
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link
like how do get out
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:30 (five years ago) link
do *you* get
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link
we rewatched a random episode - s02e9, the Jurassic Park one - and it's probably in the all-time top five episodes
― imago, Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:34 (five years ago) link
Hadrian just watch the first 5 seconds of this one
https://www.oncinematimeline.com/season-1/episode-9
― frogbs, Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link
if anybody does not cirque soleil then you should look it up online because it really is about a circus, on ropes and with a tightrope and clowms and the things you'd see at a circus but even better than a circus
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 20 May 2019 03:01 (five years ago) link
minus one bag because some of it's in French
― frogbs, Monday, 20 May 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link
'Kay, watched a sustained block of the first two seasons, was a little cowed by the two-hour runtime of the first Oscar special but by the time the camera was cutting back and forth between random hobbit faces and the VHS tapes Tim had barfed all over I knew I'd made the right decision.
Have you all seen Tim and Eric Nite Live because that was very much like this.
― Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 04:59 (five years ago) link