c/d: paris hilton

i told you, 180

http://i15.tinypic.com/53swu35.jpg

Goddammit, this makes me very mad.

this is breaking news on cnn. i mean, ffs...

You know what? Fuck the climate. This planet isn't worth saving.

See what you did, Paris? Why didn't you just stick with those green videos? :-/

this is breaking news on cnn. i mean, ffs...

Goddammit, this makes me even madder.

well, worse people have gotten off easier with worse things.

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I am refering to her sentence, btw - not her "video".

lol

even a cursory reading of Foucault should have told us that

Oh, socialitepaws.

Daily Mail blah blah

anal herpes is truly a life sentence

During her short stay on the inside, Hilton - who spent part of her childhood living in New York's luxurious Waldorf-Astoria hotel - reportedly ditched her blue contact lenses and bared naturally brown eyeballs.

She cleaned off her make-up, spent 23 hours a day alone, was weepy at times and <b>declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog</b>, gossip website TMZ.com reported.

declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog

fucking California! I can't believe this pisses me off but it does.

Yay for overcrowding and the desperate measures you have to take

During her short stay on the inside, Hilton - who spent part of her childhood living in New York's luxurious Waldorf-Astoria hotel - reportedly ditched her blue contact lenses and bared naturally brown eyeballs.

She cleaned off her make-up, spent 23 hours a day alone, was weepy at times and <b>declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog</b>, gossip website TMZ.com reported.

who knew that spending a few nights in jail would turn Paris Hilton into me

oh wait I thought that said "slept 23 hours a day"

Shes back in court and may have to go back to jail.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6732915.stm

A Los Angeles judge has ordered Paris Hilton to appear in court on Friday morning to determine whether she should be returned to jail.

The celebrity heiress was allowed to leave jail on Thursday, only three days into a 45-day sentence for violating probation on a drink-driving ban.

She was given an electronic tag and ordered to remain under house arrest for the remainder of her sentence.

Her release on unspecified medical grounds sparked widespread criticism.

Steve Whitmore of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said: "After extensive consultation with medical personnel, it was decided this reassignment should be done."

No details of the medical problem could be given for "privacy reasons", he said, but insisted she had received no special treatment.

When Hilton was originally sentenced to 45 days for violating probation on a drink-driving conviction, she was told there was no prospect of early release.

Maybe there isn't one law for the rich and one for everyone else after all? We'll find out friday.

why would anyone feel surprised, or unhip, or anything else, at being pissed off about Paris Hilton getting assigned to home arrest from jail because jail was hard for her? it's an outrage; there should be rioting in the streets.

declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog

wasn't it a women's only prison?

I have, like, negative sympathy for her. It's so fucking obvious that her lawyer(s) said "Fake being sick, and that'll buy us some time".

"Brown eyeballs" is kind of a gross way to put it.

first time paris declined the ol' tube steak, amirite?

According to a Belgian newspaper (that had a picture of Nicky Hilton next to their article duh) she was sent home because she threatened to kill herself.

Oh fair enough then I think they do that to all prisoners.

Possible not working link, there's a { in the URL and that generates an error when I try to submit

http://www.gva.be/nieuws/in_de_rand/default.asp?art={AB0B2919-4536-40D3-B19A-86F78897914C}

Stan, you really are following her every move. ;-)

According to a Belgian newspaper (that had a picture of Nicky Hilton next to their article duh) she was sent home because she threatened to kill herself.

So they want her to do it home then?

I think she looks better with brown eyes for serious

the hot dog would also probably yield some improvement

that picture with the article linked above isn't paris though.

Once again, i believe this is a situation where Burgerpipe could save the day.

the picture in the back of this mornings' paper was though. lala la la la la la la la lala ti da.

you're thinking of nicole richie.

no I am thinking of the washington post express

Ally, do you mean the one that Stan posted? Cause he indicated that it was the wrong pic.

yes, i know, i was replying to tom saying that paris "looked better" in that picture

I am not talking about that picture I am talking about the one in the paper I can't even see a picture on internet!!! ARRRRGGH nobody ever understands

it's a bit silly to waste state resources keeping non violent criminals in jail, I think, in general, however, in this case I think they should go all the way and put her to death

http://www.drudgereport.com/phc.jpg

sad paris is sad

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must've been hard to go three days without any blow

She gots lots of friends on myscene...

LOVE U PARIS!!!

THATS FUCKED UP WHAT THEY R DOING THEY R TRYING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU

MAYBE THE JUDGE WAS A LOOSER AS A KID AND HES SEEKING REVENGE THRU U FUCK HIM!!

AND ALL THESE FUCKIN HATERS LEAVING COMMENTS ON YOUR PAGE JUST PROVES THAT THEY R JUST LIKE THE JUDGE LOOSERS!! WHY DA FUCK WOULD THEY REQUEST YOU AS A FRIEND JUST TO TALK SHIT??

LOVE YA BE STRONG

lol

must've been hard to go three days without any blow

you ain't kiddin charlie

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence.

The celebrity heiress was ordered to attend the hearing rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone.