Dear Abbott

Abbott-

did you ever hang out with my friend Ashl3y?

-gr80

Dear Abbott,

President Bush: great president or greatest president?

Dear Abbott,

How does it feel?

Kind regards,
Bob

Hey Abbott,

Why do you hate Led Zeppelin?

Yrs,
Max

hey abbott,

lou_costello.gif

holla atcha boy,

HOOS

dear abbott,

you are avoiding my question. my heart is broke.

xRR

Dear Abbott,

Pip pip. Jolly good. As you were. Carry on.

Haha, I was reading nabisco's entry in the Ken Burns Civil War doc narrator voice even before I knew what it said (the opening salutation did it)!

And surely Julia Stiles would star as Abbott.

Dear Grady,

Yes I have and she and her husband are the coolest, funnest smartest people we've hung out with or met in a long time. My fiancé loves them too. Muchos gracias.

Dear Viceroy,
Dalek Sec: great dalek, or the greatest dalek?

Dear max,

I do not hate Led Zeppelin so much as I have been forced to be around people who I hate who worship the Zep. Whatevs. Hence the negative connotations. I can't relate to their Zeppitude-love because the only song I truly truly love of theirs is the first one on that album w/the great cover of everyone holding that obelisk-thing, and they just want to listen to fucking Dazed and Confused for the eight gajillionth time.

Dear Rubyredd,

My sincere apologies for my sloth and ignorance. I have the valentines here on my desk, no less, but I got all intimidated and when you suggested a boffo envelope that will leave yr roomies in shock/awe. FWIW there are letters to my congressmen, stamped & all, that have just been sitting on my coffeetable for three days and they're re: a very important concern to me.

Dear Bob,

It feels very carefully.

dear abbott,

do you love me more than the other men who have posted on this thread, other than gr8080 who i understand is a total hottie. and i cant top that.

yours (MAYBE)-

dn

ps julia stiles is actually v boring y/n?

dear abbott,

okay i will try to be more patient. but i will send you something awesomely new zealand-like in return.

xxxRR

DAER ABBP0T

HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE?

Dear Mr. Nuts,

My fiancé theeee Viceroy posted here so I am sorry but the answer is no.

DAERSt HEVAE HO,

GUESS PAPERS; A SERIOUS GIRL THAT AIMS MARRIAGE

dear abbott,

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooon riiiiiiiiiiiiiiver

luv 4 ya,

HOOS

Dear HOOS THE LARGE,

I don't go out late (nowhere to go) – go home about eight, just me and my radio.

da-

yeah well like im third at least though surely. just say yes.

-dn

dear abbott,

when are you getting married? and how do your parents feel about it?

xo
-m.

Dear mookieproof,

We are getting hitched summer 2009. My parents liked John when they met him, however, it has always been clear they've wanted me to marry a return missionary. Fortunately they have quit expressing that hope in the past three years.

dear abbott,

Another Cubs curse?

What calamity could befall the Chicago Cubs next?

-dn

Dear Mr. Nuts,

Myposian terrorists, as soothsayed by the Perfect Strangers opening credits.

Dear Abbott,

Will you be stuck on this thread forever, answering questions?

Dear Mr. M,

To get into is to never get out of.

dear Abbott,

i found you this dog. It says hello.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n43/MissMelsa/ill-save-you.jpg

sincerely,

kf

dear abbott,

i just had a chocolate + jam donut ("baked not fried, so it's a bit better for you" according to the lady at the shop). should I go acquire another y/n?

Dear haitch,

This donut lady sounds like she is baking the donuts because it's hard to get donuts to raise ("purf" is what they said at my donut shop) so they do not collapse or balloon during their brief trial by boiling lard. I suspect she is fronting with the health angle. However, if you found the donut delicious and want another, go acquire two (another for tomorrow's breakfast).

dear abbott

do i:
a. tell her how i feel
b. get drunk and tell her how i fell
c. other

Dear deej,

I have always chosen option c as options a and b are scary. But were it an absolute need to tell her, option b would be good. Not SO drunk that you'll black out and forget it though. And if you somehow come across poorly or she does not share your like, DON'T use drunkenness as an excuse the next day. That's transparent and dishonest.

you are as beautiful as princess leia and as wise as master yoda

^^^ THIS

Dear Abbott,

This is not a question, merely a note that your advice thread > my random thread on 1p3. Oh it is true, it is.

Ned

Dear Abbott,

When considering a potential romantic relationship (as opposed to a mere one-night stand), is it better to end up having sex after the first date, on the first date, or before the first date?

Tuomas

Also, you didn't answer my question about whether or not you like "Love and It's Glory"?

Dear Abbott,

have you ever iced a guy for being violent to an animal in public?

kf

Abbott-

Is sass overrated?

-gr8080

Dear Abbott,

what possesed me to share in two bottle of wine at rehearsal and then go out boozing and singing in the pub?

Ed

Dear Abbott,

Thread = <3

Yer pal,

Nick

Dear Abbott

I watched a programme on tv last night about rogue traders, builders and the like who do half-arsed jobs and charge old ladies a fortune for their time. By spending a large quantity of my "working" day, umm, not working, am I really all that different?

Nick

Dear Abbott,

(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?

Love,
Ken

Dear Abbott,

Hangover cure please!

Mx

dear abbott,

i dont know you, but you look almost exactly like my ex girlfriend, except with a better rack, and i am scared now

cheers,

the s1r weeze

a better rack

Fine choice of words here.

Maybe you English-speakers could tell me, can the word "rack" (as related to the female physionomy) used so it wouldn't sound sleazy, because it always sounds kind sleazy to me?

CD rack?

rack C/D?

Abbot,

Are there some things that are just unforgiveable? Are some relationships doomed from the start or if you work hard enough can you make them work?

Max

Dear Max,

What did you do?

Joe

Dearest Abbott,

Can the word "rack" (as related to the female physionomy) used so it wouldn't sound sleazy?

Yours,
Ken

Dear Abbott

I wanted to start a thread on geese but out of fear that it would rapidly wither and die I opted not to. Did I make the right decision?

Nick

Dear Abbott,

Should Ken c have shish, doner or kofte tonight?

Ed