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was gonna say

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

Late xmas present for imago. Shd have let Benteke take it. I ws weirdly confident about this one beforehand, think they were there for the taking. 2 points dropped :-(

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

will zaha once more escape the attention of the retrospective simulation punishment committee

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

wilf not will

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

He will f

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

He doesn't count as English anymore, so probably no (xxp)

― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

xp yeah i heard about that moyes lol

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

Not looking 4 dust up here, jst curious- if we go down on gd or by a single point, can we legally go after Niasse or Everton, or the referee

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

that's grounds for a dust up

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

0-0 doesn't matter if manu or the likes keep spilling.

nothing matters.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

they're uncatchable

i'll take what I can get

― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)

Alright bachman turner overdrive

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

a top four finish is prob likely

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

United in second is the real depressing juggernaut story this season, not an oilcheat team actually playing to potential

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

they're not in second at the moment

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

The prospects man the prospects

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

Shambolic refereeing.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

handball is a total joke at this point

― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

2017 has been good to me. Bring on 2018! #Hattrickballs #Goldenboot #HappyNewYear pic.twitter.com/WuKBBmP7B6
— Harry Kane (@HKane) December 31, 2017

― Number None, Monday, 1 January 2018 11:37 (eight years ago)

Lol. It's the happy new year wish this thread deserves.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 12:04 (eight years ago)

what a weird pic - looks like he was begging for footballs in his own home

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 January 2018 12:49 (eight years ago)

His mirror image seems to sort of try and smile, whereas his face is the usual 'I don't know how to look or feel rn'

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 12:57 (eight years ago)

lol

― imago, Monday, 1 January 2018 13:00 (eight years ago)

I always thought he'd live in b+w pathe newsreel type house, no doubt an Anderson shelter in the back garden as well.

― calzino, Monday, 1 January 2018 13:02 (eight years ago)

What is going on above those curtains oh Harry

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2018 13:30 (eight years ago)

Bournemouth’s 2nd goal was like FIFA in real life. pic.twitter.com/0Y1NgL70ux
— Bill⚒ (@billy_grimmel) January 1, 2018

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 1 January 2018 14:09 (eight years ago)

Brighton should've buried this tbh

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)

Liverpool are pish

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 15:52 (eight years ago)

Liverpool without 3 of their 4 most creative attackers playing away at one of the leagues most organized teams are perhaps not pish but understandably labored. And yet we still won hey

― i know kore-eda (or something), Monday, 1 January 2018 17:09 (eight years ago)

I wish no ill on Liverpool but c'mon, it was a really lacklustre, uninspired performance. Against Burnley should do better, despite missing 3 out of 4.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 18:26 (eight years ago)

ManU even pishier if that makes u feel better

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 18:27 (eight years ago)

Martial the GOAT. Second half's been better tbf.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 18:44 (eight years ago)

Rooney started that move beautifully I thought

― imago, Monday, 1 January 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)

Lol he did.

Pogba showboating <3

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 January 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)

how actually good is lingard

is he shit good, good shit, quite good, very good or just another 'talented english player'

― imago, Monday, 1 January 2018 19:09 (eight years ago)

god knows, but he's scored some fucking sweet goals this season

― faust apes (NickB), Monday, 1 January 2018 19:13 (eight years ago)

Kevin de Bruyne is Jonathan E from rollerball, and Puncheon is one of the Tokyo hatchet men.

If he recovers, next game is played without a ref.

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 1 January 2018 19:17 (eight years ago)

Ian Dowie lives in Leroy Sane's throat. Pass it on. #MCFC pic.twitter.com/fc1MXCgxqN
— Kieran Spratt (@kieran_spratt) December 31, 2017

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 13:47 (eight years ago)

That's judy

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 13:54 (eight years ago)

Getting the sinking feeling llorente is not gonna work out

Mobility a real issue

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 19:55 (eight years ago)

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 19:57 (eight years ago)

Shane Long scores for the first time in 36 matches!

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:07 (eight years ago)

Nice metronomic and varied stuff here without sissoko

Lamela and son really free us up

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)

This pitch / weather is going to level things enormously.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:18 (eight years ago)

Watford on to get well and truly shamed tonight. 2-0 after 15 mins, Stones spanked another over the bar (tho the move shouldve been blown up for offside) and now de Bruyne hits the bar from a freekick.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:20 (eight years ago)

Swansea have started to play a bit now tbf

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:21 (eight years ago)

Long is contracted at Southampton till 2020, and his last goalless spell lasted 23 games the year before. It always helps when you've got incriminating photos of the manager.

― calzino, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:25 (eight years ago)

He runs a lot tbfttl

Alli waste again tonight so far

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:25 (eight years ago)

nah calz you dgi, he RUNS ya see?

xp gah too slow

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:25 (eight years ago)

McClean scoring now and all

― Number None, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:26 (eight years ago)

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