'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises'

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it went mad last season, get used it and act accordingly fules! Even I'm meh about reports of Town bidding 12 mill for Almamy Toure. Sub £20m signings are like the new "undisclosed".

― calzino, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

It's mad, but it's been mad for some time. Nowt new. I for one don't need fucking Alan Shearer or fucking 'Arry to tell me this is the transfer with which the football world slides from decency into 'teh madness'.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

"Football has lost it's innocence"

-- Alan, 'Arry and Bob Marley

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

Arry is just pissed because his stock is rock bottom, he looks like he dreams about coffins, and he missed out on the super hyperinflation period of the prem. It wouldn't be dodgy carrier bag drops of cash at service stations, like in his Pompey days, it'd be wheelbarrows full of money the bent crook would be skimming off player transfers now. He's the worst.

― calzino, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

Too lazy to ctrl-f for the striking imagery thread but that belongs right there, sir.

(Full disclosure: I too dream of coffins, softly cushioned ones though the wooden make I don't care for and would settle for the Poundland version tbf. I probably look it, too. No wheelbarrows of dough in sight. I'd almost empathize. Almost.)

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)

If we concede str8 from a long ball to Ashley Barnes and into the back of the net today, then I'm going to cry. Some mind control drugs are making me not see Joe Lolley as a L1 standard player anymore.

― calzino, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

RIP the art of staying a step away from a player as skillful as salah

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

god he is a treasure

― gbx, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

You're a surgeon type chap what would it take to unstitch that defender dyou think

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

Barca are after the wrong Liverpool player

― Number None, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

a harsh word

― gbx, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

dusk falls upon mark hughes

― imago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

swansea!!

― imago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

fuck, rom looked like he was out cold there

― faust apes (NickB), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

rip rom

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

i'm sure that when it comes to his turn to pass through those pearly gates, he'll just graze the top of them instead

― faust apes (NickB), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

Mkhitaryan is a former footballer

― Number None, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

fucking dire performance this so far

― faust apes (NickB), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

problem with rashford playing centre forward is that he never has anyone to cross the ball to

― faust apes (NickB), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

yeah i know

― faust apes (NickB), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

Grim

― Number None, Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

a draw but let's not forget that was a southampton team that went to spurs on boxing day and came away with a couple of goals

― faust apes (NickB), Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

jose should be amusing. he's been back at the gaslighting the last two weeks or so.

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

Is it true that Pogba took an unnecessary touch on a ball that was already going in and got it disallowed as a result? Lol if so.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

It looked like it was going wide (or hitting the post at least) imo but lol away

― Number None, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)

I've been trying to work out why Spurs just aren't playing this week. It's clearly because they've moved the West Ham game out of all-day drinking season on police advice, right?

― Matt DC, Sunday, 31 December 2017 11:35 (eight years ago)

West ham requested the move iirc

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 11:58 (eight years ago)

Well, with their fans they would.

― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 December 2017 12:03 (eight years ago)

That was actually it tho

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

it's The West Ham Waysted.

― calzino, Sunday, 31 December 2017 12:28 (eight years ago)

Why is tuesday eve worse than thursday tho?

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

both of them are already playing on tuesday

― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

o shit

― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

ah fuck

― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

Shocking penalty

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

never a penalty but still

― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

Jammy bastards

― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

Absolutely no doubt he was going to miss though

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

that would have been it for fucking football in 2017

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:56 (eight years ago)

two assault charges for Puncehon this Christmas

― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:00 (eight years ago)

was gonna say

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

Late xmas present for imago. Shd have let Benteke take it. I ws weirdly confident about this one beforehand, think they were there for the taking. 2 points dropped :-(

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

will zaha once more escape the attention of the retrospective simulation punishment committee

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

wilf not will

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

He will f

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)

He doesn't count as English anymore, so probably no (xxp)

― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

xp yeah i heard about that moyes lol

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

Not looking 4 dust up here, jst curious- if we go down on gd or by a single point, can we legally go after Niasse or Everton, or the referee

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

that's grounds for a dust up

― imago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

0-0 doesn't matter if manu or the likes keep spilling.

nothing matters.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

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'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18