'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Good man.

Now scored as many as Messi this year, in 12 fewer appearances.

Danny Rose though.

conversely, I think Obama was pres of the free world last time Shane Long scored.

Top scorer in the world this calendar year

Still unconvinced

Southampton have been appalling.

Interesting to see Arsenal linked with Hirving Lozano this morning. Going to be a hell of a profit on whatever PSV paid for him five months ago.

That looked a penalty. Great pass.

Do I remember this ref

The skinnier one from birds of a feather or something

Spurs haven’t been good at all but this could finish 8-0.

Not even being funny but we need to speak about hugo

Paper hands lately

Harry Kane displaying that most difficult of skills, holding down L2 and somehow getting yr little finger out into R1 for the dink

Jesus Hugo wtf

As you were saying wrt paper hands.

That was an appallingly timed jump. Like he decided he was bored and needed to make it harder than it had to be

For a five two game this has been pretty boring stuff tho

Couldn't have dreamed that lamela would come back looking so sharp

Tbf to lloris his errors are usually meaningless. We're usually three up or three down.

tom ince!

finally a goal for the lad!!

omg that is the best goalmouth scramble in a minute

maybe save of the season?

Lossl is perfect us, he seem to thrive on living dangerously and as much as he can be a liability at times - he is awesome in desperate goalmouth scrambles like that.

ok that is save of the season

last time Crouch was at this ground, I was still using a mini-disc and we relegated QPR to L1.

We are still awful in the final third, as we were in the Championship.

Defour!

hahaha omg I'm watching the wrong game aren't I

what could be more important than seeing the evil Pulisball legacy defeated:p Oh yay, Man Utd getting stuffed at home!

bye bye Jose, Jose bye bye

Hoping I’m just still in that post christmas dinner hallucinogenic stage rn tbh

Quaner's recent transformation from a joke figure who trips over his own shoelaces to Ronaldinho has been an amazing development.

ffs!

Just noticed Arnautovic has his named spelled wrong on the back of his shirt today.

OMG Begovic:

https://imgtc.com/w/7oSichc

Marko “Arnoutovic” has just scored again. 2-3.

aaaargh fuck west ham

fuck Bournemouth as well!

lol

but above all, fuck united

Phenomenal finish.

Liverpool signing VVD for £75m

Interesting to see if throwing enough good individuals at a collective not giving a fuck about defending will work.

Can't hurt anyway. Proper player.

Thought he'd be off to City. Decent signing in any case.

Lol at those beacons of morality Shearer and 'Arry crying "football's officially gone mad" wolf about the fee.

it went mad last season, get used it and act accordingly fules! Even I'm meh about reports of Town bidding 12 mill for Almamy Toure. Sub £20m signings are like the new "undisclosed".

It's mad, but it's been mad for some time. Nowt new. I for one don't need fucking Alan Shearer or fucking 'Arry to tell me this is the transfer with which the football world slides from decency into 'teh madness'.

"Football has lost it's innocence"

-- Alan, 'Arry and Bob Marley

Arry is just pissed because his stock is rock bottom, he looks like he dreams about coffins, and he missed out on the super hyperinflation period of the prem. It wouldn't be dodgy carrier bag drops of cash at service stations, like in his Pompey days, it'd be wheelbarrows full of money the bent crook would be skimming off player transfers now. He's the worst.

Too lazy to ctrl-f for the striking imagery thread but that belongs right there, sir.

(Full disclosure: I too dream of coffins, softly cushioned ones though the wooden make I don't care for and would settle for the Poundland version tbf. I probably look it, too. No wheelbarrows of dough in sight. I'd almost empathize. Almost.)

If we concede str8 from a long ball to Ashley Barnes and into the back of the net today, then I'm going to cry. Some mind control drugs are making me not see Joe Lolley as a L1 standard player anymore.

RIP the art of staying a step away from a player as skillful as salah

god he is a treasure

You're a surgeon type chap what would it take to unstitch that defender dyou think

Barca are after the wrong Liverpool player