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Morrissey supposedly once said about Prince: "If Prince came from Wigan, he would have been slaughtered by now". No, if Prince had come from Wigan, he would have written songs with titles like 'Shag U Bandy'.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 24 December 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Wish I had enough "fuck you" money to cover those posts

― kolakube (Ross), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:10 (eight years ago)

I'd stab a fucker in the throat for a Gruyère and chive soufflé this week, really I would

― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

Ara god bless us and save us now

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

Guess I'll keep off ILM for a while then

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)

i'd've gone with "the same old circular bollocks #39493853" meself

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

global weirding

― twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

good to see ol' Tanook is back in the game

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

BLOVIATION vs ASININE BEHAVIOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1k1GcZRww

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

why the disclaimer, you already know everything about everything else

― brimstead, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

the phrase was clearly a corruption of 'cow-eyes' rather than the british slang usage. also cows are quite smart? idk. pick yr battles

― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

^^^obvious what this is in reference to but i don't want to distract the us politics thread which is having a lot of fun today

― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

no idea what either "cow-eyes" or the "british slang usage" are but congrats on picking two things an order of magnitude more obscure than the widely accepted meaning of calling a woman a cow

― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

based on the user name, i feel like nuking ilm and more like laughing about sexyhorsepics yet again

― sarahell, Sunday, 31 December 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

Humor is a way of coping with a world full of sorrow

― flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

^from "Classic or Dud: U2" thread

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

Haha if only

― flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

Perhaps he intended it to be understood as short for "without doors", a variant of "outdoors".

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 January 2018 23:10 (eight years ago)

start a band called Airplane Bathroom Ashtray

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 18:31 (eight years ago)

that's the Godwin's Law of ILM

― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:12 (eight years ago)

would be more interested in your mom's tbh

― sarahell, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:18 (eight years ago)

boy yeah PITCHFORK is really dumb these days amirite m8s

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 January 2018 23:11 (eight years ago)

haha! yes

― flappy bird, Monday, 8 January 2018 23:37 (eight years ago)

holy shit mother of fucking pearl

― kolakube (Ross), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 06:28 (eight years ago)

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/29/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-28822-1385746156-8.gif

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 11:23 (eight years ago)

Damn near fpd you there man

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:04 (eight years ago)

can't work out whether for the twee pun or the performative Loi-ism

― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:05 (eight years ago)

I think you do but because it's u the stroke was withheld

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:10 (eight years ago)

the brown pile: shits

― Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:19 (eight years ago)

Madness looked so cute and young in videos from 1980

― sarahell, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 23:05 (eight years ago)

go fuck yourself with your sexist metal bullshit

― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:19 (eight years ago)

wahh

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:38 (eight years ago)

"psyched lone-ranger"/"cyclone ranger" poll

― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 08:16 (eight years ago)

Mama don’t take my Kodakcoin away

― by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 16:06 (eight years ago)

that's a really interesting conversation bar the usual shtick that isn't worth responding to tbf

― coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:15 (eight years ago)

so I'd suggest the best policy would be to carry on having interesting thoughts and ignore the heffalump in the room

― coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:17 (eight years ago)

what now?

― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:19 (eight years ago)

just ILM things

― coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:28 (eight years ago)

used to love heffalumps

― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:35 (eight years ago)

that's a really interesting conversation bar the usual shtick that isn't worth responding to tbf

ile board description

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 04:24 (eight years ago)

The Up Defender has logged on

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 11 January 2018 10:35 (eight years ago)

It's excellent to be the guy who says "if you find tosh offensive just don't go to his shows" and also the guy who says "if you laugh at a cartoon you're a nazi"

― very stabbable gaius (wins), Friday, 12 January 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)

Prove it
Put up or shut up
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite
Etc

― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Friday, 12 January 2018 21:48 (eight years ago)

I returned a 3-year-old Shark with a defective beater bar to Bed Bath and Beyond the other day without a receipt. And let me tell you as the cashier scowled at me under the glare of those fluorescent lights, that my friends was

― how's life, Monday, 15 January 2018 13:27 (eight years ago)

bit harsh to take the piss today

― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 17:41 (eight years ago)

mumble mumble mumble

― flappy bird, Monday, 15 January 2018 18:14 (eight years ago)

i wonder what's on 'er ipod

― sarahell, Monday, 15 January 2018 18:25 (eight years ago)

Best Death Albums - Top Ten List - TheTopTens®

― calzino, Monday, 15 January 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)

you know what would be another great one of those?

― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 18:53 (eight years ago)

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