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went last night, pointless

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 08:29 (eight years ago)

Jorgensen has bought a pint for every Town fan that travels to Southampton. Speaking about himself in the third person (using his Cool Runnings character nickname) he said "I hope you like the gift. Zanka Claus is coming to Town!"

― calzino, Thursday, 21 December 2017 08:33 (eight years ago)

waht

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 December 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)

The name Jorgensen has on his kit "Zanka" is his nickname, in tribute to his fave character from Cool Runnings.

― calzino, Thursday, 21 December 2017 09:43 (eight years ago)

one can only hope he'll be providing a free pint of Crucial Brew for everybody

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 09:44 (eight years ago)

god I miss Crucial Brew

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 09:45 (eight years ago)

I don't think Jack Iron is available at modern football grounds, but it would be a perfect drink on a cold match day.

― calzino, Thursday, 21 December 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)

I need to stop reminiscing about lovely warming booze

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:05 (eight years ago)

crucial brew - was that like a higher strength red stripe or something?

― faust apes (NickB), Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:07 (eight years ago)

yeah, it was magnificent, came in a black can

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:13 (eight years ago)

The Caribbean clientele in the bookies I used to work in used to often drink bottled Special Brew from the pub across the road. Or often overproof Rum out of coke cans. Rocket fuel was that stuff.

― calzino, Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:16 (eight years ago)

all beers should be named to a scale of words like crucial depending on their abv

vital brew
important brew
significant brew
routine brew

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 December 2017 11:35 (eight years ago)

minor brew

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 December 2017 11:36 (eight years ago)

ha ha

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 December 2017 11:36 (eight years ago)

"Please drink significantly"

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)

"This beer, while crucial, can damage your health."

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 December 2017 11:46 (eight years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU4ODE1Mjc0NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzM2NjA5._V1_.jpg

― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

The Caribbean clientele in the bookies I used to work in used to often drink bottled Special Brew from the pub across the road. Or often overproof Rum out of coke cans. Rocket fuel was that stuff.

Wray & Nephew ftw

― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

probably not any branded stuff that these fuckers were drinking!

― calzino, Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

Ryan Giggs interview: I am more suited to coaching in top leagues than at bottom clubs

that might be a paradox, tbh you would just as fucking useless at either.

― calzino, Friday, 22 December 2017 08:38 (eight years ago)

"Ryan Giggs tells Oliver Kay what jobs he would like to take as he begins his managerial career".

Truly sublime deadpan from the Times sub-editor there.

― Matt DC, Friday, 22 December 2017 10:00 (eight years ago)

there was a time, altho Dalglish at Liverpool is the only example that springs to mind, when it was possible to come thru a top flight club as a player and end up managing them without taking a lower league detour. but the hubris of Giggs and his ilk in 2017, it's like being an air cadet and hoping that your first job will be as a jumbo jet pilot

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 December 2017 10:06 (eight years ago)

Me wants be an engine driver with an engine driver hat when I grows up.

he is going through a tough period, after some seriously deep introspection the revelation that other people exist independently of his current field of vision, completely blew his mind.

― calzino, Friday, 22 December 2017 10:15 (eight years ago)

Liverpool look capable of running away with this. You expect them to score every time they go forward.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

Could be 3-0 already.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

Yeah Arsenal are nowhere tbh. You'd think Wenger must throw in the towel at the end of the season (with Ozil and and Sanchez prob leaving, too).

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

How tf did Salah/Mane nog make 0-2 and 0-3 there?

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

asking them to score two goals from one passage of play is a bit much

― Number None, Friday, 22 December 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

Haha, there were two chances with them linking up in the space of two minutes

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

Mane seems kind of pissy at the moment. Like Salah is stealing his thunder or something

― Number None, Friday, 22 December 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

Embarrassing.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

Fantastic

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

lol xp also v embarrassing yes

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

Arsenal... no words.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

ffs the space he had to run into there

― Number None, Friday, 22 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

Header from Sanchez lol. So Liverpool.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

Wow.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

wtf

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

Also embarrassing tbf.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

pretty sure i could have stopped at least one of those two

― mookieproof, Friday, 22 December 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

Mignolol

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

Unbelievable.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

holy shit

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

I mean it’s Liverpool so not totally unbelievable but...

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

Lads...

― cajunsunday, Friday, 22 December 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

this'll end 7-5 way this is going.

i'll never understand Liverpool's Achilles heel: how do they get undone so completely? How do they give it away every single time?

xp ya I hear you SV

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

lol cajun

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

What happened to Maneeeee

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

what in the living fuck?

― calzino, Friday, 22 December 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

there just is no midfield in this game. just defenders and attackers. that probably doesn't bode well for the state of things but it's mighty enjoyable to watch.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:10 (eight years ago)

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