I have wandered down too many veterans humor facebook pages during the few months I was friends with that guy to ever be sure if I have found the stupidest one. That one came from https://www.facebook.com/DisgruntledVets/
― how's life, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)
love too mix metaphors
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)
i think i'm about to get banned from facebook. they told me i had "violated their community standards" by posting a link to scott walker's "patriot, a single" (honestly i don't even remember doing so, which means someone somewhere is under the impression that reviewing facebook posts nobody remembers anymore for "violation of community standards" is the best way to fix their credibility gap), and then they asked me straight up if i was a spammer. i hope they do ban me because i don't have the strength of will to delete my facebook account.
― bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 24 December 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25551874_1494721563980699_3448423568668253066_n.jpg?oh=bcf10253ca9307dc8a1419c30e3328c3&oe=5AF9A092
― how's life, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)
thx keanu
― insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)
http://simplereminders.com/domains/simplereminders.com/uploads/images/blog/nikita-gill-brutally-broken-deserve-ocean-1q9m.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)
everybody needs to stop brutally breaking things
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-when-you-chop-wood-chips-fly-nikolai-yezhov-72-48-95.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/B6dimfV.png
― niels, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 07:49 (eight years ago)
I would instantly unfriend anyone posting that. What an unforgivable combination of picture and text.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 09:32 (eight years ago)
You could try to hold a discussion with them? Although:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/25659634_1567018816667386_1139893614046456941_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=21b762ba2997e5af9737276b9f7e44b4&oe=5ACAE618
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)
A common denominator to many professional and personal success stories, Steve Maraboli has spent nearly 20 years refining his Coaching/Counseling/Influence methodology.He is the creator and developer of, “Psycho-Neuro-Actualization” (The Maraboli Method); a breakthrough Influence Methodology that has gained worldwide attention for its effectiveness in Behavior Modification, Habit Reconstruction, and Personal/Group Mindset Enhancement.PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,” and UCLA recognized PNA (The Maraboli Method) as, “An important behavioral breakthrough for maximizing the human potential.”With the increased volume of client requests for personal coaching, Steve works one on one, training and certifying PNA (The Maraboli Method) Coaches around the world. Steve and his ELITE team of Coaches work with their clients, domestic and globally, in-person, by phone, and through Skype or FaceTime.
He is the creator and developer of, “Psycho-Neuro-Actualization” (The Maraboli Method); a breakthrough Influence Methodology that has gained worldwide attention for its effectiveness in Behavior Modification, Habit Reconstruction, and Personal/Group Mindset Enhancement.
PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,” and UCLA recognized PNA (The Maraboli Method) as, “An important behavioral breakthrough for maximizing the human potential.”
With the increased volume of client requests for personal coaching, Steve works one on one, training and certifying PNA (The Maraboli Method) Coaches around the world. Steve and his ELITE team of Coaches work with their clients, domestic and globally, in-person, by phone, and through Skype or FaceTime.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:03 (eight years ago)
And yet he isn't going to waste time trying to explain any of this to anyone.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)
ELITE team of Coaches
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)
stop trying to explain yourself. people only understand things from the sensory input they receive so the best thing to do is withhold your possible contribution to their experience of reality out of a selfish and foolish desire to conserve energy whatever that means
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)
PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,”
lol. this is about the lamest claim imaginable, on a par with penis-lengthening spam emails.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)
people only understand things from the sensory input they receive
my friend have i got a pure critique for you
― j., Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/72/ef/4872eff6deb311a12f56e28e917ecfbe.jpg
― niels, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)
I believe "trenchant" is the word
like, I get the idea, but it just comes off so unsympathetic
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/26000959_10154868612081059_6221126091892359234_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d2e9f2725acbfa6519c6fe07f82525b9&oe=5AC2E91C
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)
on 26th August stare at the jar with 3 or 4 lonely bits of paper in it, smash the jar and open your wrists with a shard of glass
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/
― twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)
Mine would be a load of esprit d'escalier - 'Should have asked what the fuck they were laughing at', 'Ticket machine needed a good thump'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)
Since this is also the "lol facebook memes" thread.
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26231688_164977434120724_703656459196401860_n.jpg?oh=fbe0f5cb65187afbc454f193cd739de8&oe=5ABB3174
― nickn, Friday, 5 January 2018 03:31 (eight years ago)
From a linked article, but I think it belongs here.
https://themindsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/stages-of-relationship.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 5 January 2018 12:10 (eight years ago)
22!
Fancy words for "doormat" and "jerk."
― failsun ra (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 5 January 2018 12:57 (eight years ago)
Thinly veiled personal axe-grinding as clickbait
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 5 January 2018 13:09 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26993636_575979339445219_6974118362648680255_n.jpg?oh=eda039a4edfed88173beecdca53aeba3&oe=5AE8B76C
― omar little, Sunday, 21 January 2018 23:22 (eight years ago)
my man
― mh, Monday, 22 January 2018 02:24 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26992407_1562633597191253_7911117457515906115_n.jpg?oh=23827cd327e49d57d44e02c29a6d3d29&oe=5AEDFB47
― omar little, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:34 (eight years ago)
oh fuck off
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:38 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUDS6AdW0AAFQvh.jpg
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:59 (eight years ago)
lmao dogs are thinking about cars all the time
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)
imo it's be better if the dog was just thinking "dog"
― mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)
srsly. or food. I don't buy him thinking "huh boss and me just lonely guys thinking baout tings?!"
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:02 (eight years ago)
point is, give up all your dreams and go live on a park bench if you truly want to be happy
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:03 (eight years ago)
Thinking about airplanes usually makes me very happy. Same with cars, although to a lesser extent.
― how's life, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:06 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:29 (eight years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/y2rp31S_zpsvxxfxut2.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:39 (eight years ago)
u guys <3
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 18:00 (eight years ago)
have to admit I kinda like that dog one ;_;
― niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)
https://media.giphy.com/media/vXeeHUPxgBtp6/giphy.gif
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:51 (eight years ago)
haha yes
a good image of happiness imo
― niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (eight years ago)
I really like this one:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUkSeDfU8AAgmGw.jpg
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 29 January 2018 09:19 (eight years ago)
OK that actually made me lol
― Roz, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:20 (eight years ago)
hee i like that
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2018 17:47 (eight years ago)
karl and omar's variations on the dog meme have me in stitches rn
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 18:23 (eight years ago)
This:
http://e2.365dm.com/12/11/660x350/TedHankeyGrandSlamofDartsTues_2860626.jpg?20121114155022
was posted to a group called 'Growing up in the UK old school'.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:11 (eight years ago)
No it wasn't! Although more appropriate perhaps. The actual picture was:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27072559_895701423921705_2186013833273405179_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e228798fce0c4c0eb7101e9157051295&oe=5B1F6E2B