why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Eh. Agencies that never get noticed by the public are ripe for budget cutting by congress, even if they keep kids from dying. What's a dead or maimed kid or two here or there? It's not like they're fetuses that need protecting or anything like that.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25299234_927202277429902_3546445727110994910_n.jpg?oh=b76cc8637912c8fc4f643466639cc208&oe=5AB44846

waht

Yeah. Defriended. sorry guys. No more veteran memes.

that just... doesn't make any sense?

It's making fun of transgender people while also stroking it's own dick about gun ownership and then conflating transphobia with racism, capped off with some illiteracy for good measure.

there's a lot of competition but that must be up there with the stupidest image macro in the entire thread

Yeah I get what it's trying to do but it's such a topply shitpile of an MC Escher bigotry, none of the angles support each other at all

I have wandered down too many veterans humor facebook pages during the few months I was friends with that guy to ever be sure if I have found the stupidest one. That one came from https://www.facebook.com/DisgruntledVets/

love too mix metaphors

i think i'm about to get banned from facebook. they told me i had "violated their community standards" by posting a link to scott walker's "patriot, a single" (honestly i don't even remember doing so, which means someone somewhere is under the impression that reviewing facebook posts nobody remembers anymore for "violation of community standards" is the best way to fix their credibility gap), and then they asked me straight up if i was a spammer. i hope they do ban me because i don't have the strength of will to delete my facebook account.

https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25551874_1494721563980699_3448423568668253066_n.jpg?oh=bcf10253ca9307dc8a1419c30e3328c3&oe=5AF9A092

thx keanu

http://simplereminders.com/domains/simplereminders.com/uploads/images/blog/nikita-gill-brutally-broken-deserve-ocean-1q9m.jpg

everybody needs to stop brutally breaking things

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-when-you-chop-wood-chips-fly-nikolai-yezhov-72-48-95.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/B6dimfV.png

I would instantly unfriend anyone posting that. What an unforgivable combination of picture and text.

You could try to hold a discussion with them? Although:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/25659634_1567018816667386_1139893614046456941_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=21b762ba2997e5af9737276b9f7e44b4&oe=5ACAE618

A common denominator to many professional and personal success stories, Steve Maraboli has spent nearly 20 years refining his Coaching/Counseling/Influence methodology.

He is the creator and developer of, “Psycho-Neuro-Actualization” (The Maraboli Method); a breakthrough Influence Methodology that has gained worldwide attention for its effectiveness in Behavior Modification, Habit Reconstruction, and Personal/Group Mindset Enhancement.

PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,” and UCLA recognized PNA (The Maraboli Method) as, “An important behavioral breakthrough for maximizing the human potential.”

With the increased volume of client requests for personal coaching, Steve works one on one, training and certifying PNA (The Maraboli Method) Coaches around the world. Steve and his ELITE team of Coaches work with their clients, domestic and globally, in-person, by phone, and through Skype or FaceTime.

And yet he isn't going to waste time trying to explain any of this to anyone.

ELITE team of Coaches

stop trying to explain yourself. people only understand things from the sensory input they receive so the best thing to do is withhold your possible contribution to their experience of reality out of a selfish and foolish desire to conserve energy whatever that means

PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,”

lol. this is about the lamest claim imaginable, on a par with penis-lengthening spam emails.

people only understand things from the sensory input they receive

my friend have i got a pure critique for you

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/72/ef/4872eff6deb311a12f56e28e917ecfbe.jpg

I believe "trenchant" is the word

like, I get the idea, but it just comes off so unsympathetic

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/26000959_10154868612081059_6221126091892359234_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d2e9f2725acbfa6519c6fe07f82525b9&oe=5AC2E91C

on 26th August stare at the jar with 3 or 4 lonely bits of paper in it, smash the jar and open your wrists with a shard of glass

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/

Mine would be a load of esprit d'escalier - 'Should have asked what the fuck they were laughing at', 'Ticket machine needed a good thump'

Since this is also the "lol facebook memes" thread.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26231688_164977434120724_703656459196401860_n.jpg?oh=fbe0f5cb65187afbc454f193cd739de8&oe=5ABB3174

From a linked article, but I think it belongs here.

https://themindsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/stages-of-relationship.jpg

22!

Fancy words for "doormat" and "jerk."

Thinly veiled personal axe-grinding as clickbait

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26993636_575979339445219_6974118362648680255_n.jpg?oh=eda039a4edfed88173beecdca53aeba3&oe=5AE8B76C

my man

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oh fuck off

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUDS6AdW0AAFQvh.jpg

lmao dogs are thinking about cars all the time

imo it's be better if the dog was just thinking "dog"

srsly. or food. I don't buy him thinking "huh boss and me just lonely guys thinking baout tings?!"

point is, give up all your dreams and go live on a park bench if you truly want to be happy

Thinking about airplanes usually makes me very happy. Same with cars, although to a lesser extent.

https://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/y2rp31S_zpsvxxfxut2.jpg

u guys <3

have to admit I kinda like that dog one ;_;