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actually, #3 is for straight up diarrhea

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

And I thought straight down diarrhea was bad.

― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

Sometimes our kid will pull a "#4", which means he did a #1 and #2 and then realized there's more #1 left.

― omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:15 (eight years ago)

"At my age I do a #17 ha ha"

― omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

that face when you gotta go #3 but you're at a party and the toilet isn't regulation

https://i.imgur.com/a7vAMfx.jpg

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

wait #1 is poo?

makes sense tho

i mean i can only speak for males but the poop inside the wutwutinthe butt stimulates the bladder bc it pushes it so makes you wee esp if u have a "backlog" of goodies so2speak

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)

FP'd you for utter cluelessness

― WilliamC, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

Shite POO

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

hype. the hype is: it's good, i like it

― brimstead, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)

I cant find the general "what are you into right now" thread so, if you like Leonora Carrington and Leonor Fini you really need to see the paintings of Sofia Bassi.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

I enjoy all these bands! But they all have a similar thesis: "Sing white mediocrity but tell it slant"

― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

ok what wd u fuxxorz have recommended instead, sheesh

― Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 December 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

ilx definitely not in the xmas spirit

bunch of grinches here

its the happiest time of the year fux0rs

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)

Chesstnuuts roasting on an oopenfire

― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:20 (eight years ago)

off to my room to think about what I've done

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

cornel west is a media whore this isn't surprising

― flappy bird, Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:49 (eight years ago)

what a surprise, you're both anti-semites. i'm drunk rn and really want to eat pancakes

― sarahell, Friday, 22 December 2017 09:01 (eight years ago)

if this is the prevailing standard of ilm lurker then we're doomed

― Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

^ ah no fair, names would be good.

― kolakube (Ross), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)

Queens of the Stonage

― Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

oh wait

The Arcana - best songs from their album TOMORROW IS YESTERDAY

there you go folks

― Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)

Cheers

― kolakube (Ross), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

Hmmm now what could that be code for

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 22 December 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

I have zero memory of the blonde guy in S Club 7

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 22 December 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

there is a kind of irony about him chewing out someone itt for getting something wrong about his industry when he previously got pissy about a (female) poster correcting him about terms he was misusing from her field

― kinder, Saturday, 23 December 2017 09:55 (eight years ago)

always hated him so am cool with this

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

no referrer, can't tell

― sarahell, Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

media whores vs whores you've voted for

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 December 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

Morrissey supposedly once said about Prince: "If Prince came from Wigan, he would have been slaughtered by now". No, if Prince had come from Wigan, he would have written songs with titles like 'Shag U Bandy'.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 24 December 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Wish I had enough "fuck you" money to cover those posts

― kolakube (Ross), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:10 (eight years ago)

I'd stab a fucker in the throat for a Gruyère and chive soufflé this week, really I would

― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

Ara god bless us and save us now

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

Guess I'll keep off ILM for a while then

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)

i'd've gone with "the same old circular bollocks #39493853" meself

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:32 (eight years ago)

global weirding

― twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

good to see ol' Tanook is back in the game

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

BLOVIATION vs ASININE BEHAVIOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1k1GcZRww

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

why the disclaimer, you already know everything about everything else

― brimstead, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

the phrase was clearly a corruption of 'cow-eyes' rather than the british slang usage. also cows are quite smart? idk. pick yr battles

― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

^^^obvious what this is in reference to but i don't want to distract the us politics thread which is having a lot of fun today

― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

no idea what either "cow-eyes" or the "british slang usage" are but congrats on picking two things an order of magnitude more obscure than the widely accepted meaning of calling a woman a cow

― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

based on the user name, i feel like nuking ilm and more like laughing about sexyhorsepics yet again

― sarahell, Sunday, 31 December 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

Humor is a way of coping with a world full of sorrow

― flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

^from "Classic or Dud: U2" thread

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:29 (eight years ago)

Haha if only

― flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

Perhaps he intended it to be understood as short for "without doors", a variant of "outdoors".

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 January 2018 23:10 (eight years ago)

start a band called Airplane Bathroom Ashtray

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 18:31 (eight years ago)

that's the Godwin's Law of ILM

― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:12 (eight years ago)

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