thought it was a post for those who shit in showers
― crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
Got into an argument with a co-worker once. My position was #1 was pee, #2 was poo. He countered that both are #1's - it's just that people usually say #2 after a poo because they've also peed during the same trip to the bathroom (1+1=2).
I asked, so if someone has a bowel movement, but doesn't urinate, that means they've only gone #1? He said, that's right, but come on, that never happens.
^^ None of that for any specific thread, but definitely a post I had second thoughts about.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
it's just that people usually say #2 after a poo because they've also peed during the same trip to the bathroom (1+1=2).
come on, we all know that's what #3 is for. this was decided on the playground back in 1947 and passed down from generation to generation.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
actually, #3 is for straight up diarrhea
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link
And I thought straight down diarrhea was bad.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
Sometimes our kid will pull a "#4", which means he did a #1 and #2 and then realized there's more #1 left.
― omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
"At my age I do a #17 ha ha"
― omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link
that face when you gotta go #3 but you're at a party and the toilet isn't regulation
https://i.imgur.com/a7vAMfx.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
wait #1 is poo?
makes sense tho
i mean i can only speak for males but the poop inside the wutwutinthe butt stimulates the bladder bc it pushes it so makes you wee esp if u have a "backlog" of goodies so2speak
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
FP'd you for utter cluelessness
― WilliamC, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
<3
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
Shite POO
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
hype. the hype is: it's good, i like it
― brimstead, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
I cant find the general "what are you into right now" thread so, if you like Leonora Carrington and Leonor Fini you really need to see the paintings of Sofia Bassi.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link
I enjoy all these bands! But they all have a similar thesis: "Sing white mediocrity but tell it slant"
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
ok what wd u fuxxorz have recommended instead, sheesh
― Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 December 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
ilx definitely not in the xmas spirit
bunch of grinches here
its the happiest time of the year fux0rs
― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
Chesstnuuts roasting on an oopenfire
― infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link
off to my room to think about what I've done
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
cornel west is a media whore this isn't surprising
― flappy bird, Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:49 (six years ago) link
what a surprise, you're both anti-semites. i'm drunk rn and really want to eat pancakes
― sarahell, Friday, 22 December 2017 09:01 (six years ago) link
if this is the prevailing standard of ilm lurker then we're doomed
― Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
^ ah no fair, names would be good.
― kolakube (Ross), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
Queens of the Stonage
― Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
oh wait
The Arcana - best songs from their album TOMORROW IS YESTERDAY
there you go folks
― Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link
Cheers
― kolakube (Ross), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link
Hmmm now what could that be code for
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 22 December 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
I have zero memory of the blonde guy in S Club 7
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 22 December 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
there is a kind of irony about him chewing out someone itt for getting something wrong about his industry when he previously got pissy about a (female) poster correcting him about terms he was misusing from her field
― kinder, Saturday, 23 December 2017 09:55 (six years ago) link
always hated him so am cool with this
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link
no referrer, can't tell
― sarahell, Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
media whores vs whores you've voted for
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 December 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
Morrissey supposedly once said about Prince: "If Prince came from Wigan, he would have been slaughtered by now". No, if Prince had come from Wigan, he would have written songs with titles like 'Shag U Bandy'.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 24 December 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
Wish I had enough "fuck you" money to cover those posts
― kolakube (Ross), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
I'd stab a fucker in the throat for a Gruyère and chive soufflé this week, really I would
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Thursday, 28 December 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
Ara god bless us and save us now
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
Guess I'll keep off ILM for a while then
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link
i'd've gone with "the same old circular bollocks #39493853" meself
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:32 (six years ago) link
global weirding
― twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link
good to see ol' Tanook is back in the game
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
BLOVIATION vs ASININE BEHAVIORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1k1GcZRww
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
why the disclaimer, you already know everything about everything else
― brimstead, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
the phrase was clearly a corruption of 'cow-eyes' rather than the british slang usage. also cows are quite smart? idk. pick yr battles
― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
^^^obvious what this is in reference to but i don't want to distract the us politics thread which is having a lot of fun today
no idea what either "cow-eyes" or the "british slang usage" are but congrats on picking two things an order of magnitude more obscure than the widely accepted meaning of calling a woman a cow
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
based on the user name, i feel like nuking ilm and more like laughing about sexyhorsepics yet again
― sarahell, Sunday, 31 December 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
Humor is a way of coping with a world full of sorrow
― flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
^from "Classic or Dud: U2" thread
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
Haha if only
― flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link