omg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)
Related:
https://gizmodo.com/silicon-valley-s-worst-apologies-of-2017-1821064631
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)
I'm reading "indulge" as "get wasted"
― mick signals, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)
We built these restaurants in the spirit of ancient Roman orgies. Unfortunately. They were a wee bit too realistic for some.
― Moodles, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)
Things got out of hand at our Wild West themed robot rape park but that's the price you pay for greatness
― President Keyes, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)
What is the tone in that clickhole article
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:51 (eight years ago)
i believe it's 'profane marc loi'
― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)
or perhaps 'matt mcgorry's internal monologue'
xxp weary
― ogmor, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)
friend of mine had occasion to have to work w Batali in a professional capacity some years ago and while he did nothing of this nature in that instance I guess he was the biggest asshole about everything and kept not showing up for stuff and delayed things several days, def have off a terrible vibe I guess
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)
I mean celebrity chefs are up there with directors as a profession in which behaving just terribly seems to be part of the .... not gig, not draw, not expectation...but it really seems to come with the job
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)
I expect gentility from this fellow:
http://delposto.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2014/11/Sausage-Necklace_Credit_Melanie-Dunea-p196l1fq2p1doj1dool1pt4e7jh-e1417118773779.jpg
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)
Just please tell me hes not Australian
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)
I used to work for a chef who's now semi-famous and he used to have a rep as a complete nightmare, till he sobered up. I recall some chair-throwing on one of my first nights there. Kitchens in general are just cesspools of harassment and drug abuse, but I'm guessing that's common knowledge by now.
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)
professional chefs are, by and large, mostly nutjobs
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:25 (eight years ago)
I mean celebrity chefs are up there with directors as a profession in which behaving just terribly seems to be part of the .... not gig, not draw, not expectation...but it really seems to come with the job― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, December 11, 2017 8:19 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, December 11, 2017 8:19 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i love all the bad tattoo man chefs with their arms folded glaring at the camera, angry because their new hot restaurant is opening and they have to cook food.
― omar little, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)
they'd have to be. I mean, it's just fuckin' fuel, food. xp
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)
How different they are to the humble contestants on Masterchef.
― Mark G, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:27 (eight years ago)
Similar situation in Chicago last month:https://chicago.eater.com/2017/10/23/16523668/publican-chef-cosmo-goss-fired-one-off-photo-employee-inappropriate-personal
It's so much part of kitchen/restaurant culture - the rock-n-roll bacchanalia "rock-star" thing - that I assume much more is on the way. In the way that Batali now casts a shadow on the temple/destination Eataly, at some point 'hot new restaurants' will take a hit as people get more aware of the culture that makes it happen.
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)
how long until a plate of pork belly brings Guy Fieri up on assault charges?
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)
Prob worth noting here (or maybe not but whatever) that Guy actually comes out looking sorta decent at heart in comparison to the more snooty Micheline starred chefs.
quick robin, to the hot take mobile! i've got a date with destiny and 600 words on Buzzfeed!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)
inappropriate behavior, sexual harassment, drinking, drugs, etc are so embedded in the restaurant and bar business it's hard to even know where to start
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)
Guy Fieri is probably the best dude in the biz
― frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)
I have no idea about his personal life (nor do I care to) but what I have seen of his schtick is relentlessly positive: he appears to love every piece of food in existence, even if it's probably terrible. He loves every restaurant he visits. He's buds with every cook he meets.
So maybe that might carry over into not being a terrible asshole who wants to tear people down? I dunno. I don't want him to cook for me but he does seem to be bringing a different schtick from e.g. Oliver whose default setting is YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU USELESS CUNT
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)
Wait, is that who I mean? Probably not.
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)
Gordon Ramsey. Jamie Oliver just likes to shame the poors
― .oO (silby), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)
j oliver got testy with a black woman who was a soul food genius when he took a "road trip" and visited her place, all because she wouldn't tell him her exact recipe as she was cooking it, and that put him in my bad books for life. like maybe if you are sticking your video camera in her face and visiting her personally you should show a little respect and listen to what she says you complete dickhead
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)
Thanks, silby, was in a hurry and got sloppy
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)
I thought that assessment of Oliver was pretty accurate
― badg, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)
The New Yorker has severed ties with Ryan Lizza in response to behavior the magazine believes to be “improper sexual conduct." Full statement: pic.twitter.com/a1PAb5Vkao— Michael Calderone (@mlcalderone) December 11, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)
That's two for today. Who will be #3?
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)
is there gonna be an alec baldwin moment or did that technically happen already
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)
oh, and bill murray. the chive will be so disappointed, maybe
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)
fuck the chive
― maura, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)
just on principle
Oof. NAGL whatever is going on.
Just got statement from Ryan Lizza, who calls his firing from the New Yorker "a terrible mistake" pic.twitter.com/Jf6bQ9Nu83— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) December 11, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)
There were Batali rumors a couple of years ago, weren’t there?
― louise ck (milo z), Monday, 11 December 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)
murray has actually occurred to me. as a partyin 70s comedy dude. i hope nothing happened. fuck the chive obv
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)
something tells me y'all need to chill out, keep calm, and chive on
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 December 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)
i wonder what happened with Lizza. seems ballsy of him to say it was a dating relationship if in fact it wasn't.
― akm, Monday, 11 December 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)
the whole "Bill Murray showed up at a bar and gave everyone free drinks!" is really fuckin annoying
― flappy bird, Monday, 11 December 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)
"bill murray showed up at a bar and slipped everyone a roofie!" is even worse
― akm, Monday, 11 December 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)
if bill murray’s former wife’s divorce paperwork is anything to go by the guy is a physically and mentally abusive asshole
― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)
― akm, Monday, December 11, 2017 5:51 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago)
sounds like it might be an intra-office relationship
― k3vin k., Monday, 11 December 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)
that's what I was thinking. which, if so, is mega fucked up to basically publicly dump this news at a time where it's going to be immediately assumed that it's a sexual assault/rape accusation.
but....who knows.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)
fwiw the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares was delightful and heartwarming, as Ramsay gave advice both general and specific, was supportive, aimed to build a better-working version of the restaurant ppl had in their heads, and left the viewer knowing a little more about both food and management.
the US version is a horrible pile of shit which uses three shots of a bad restaurant run by an idiot, three scenes of Ramsay shouting abuse at them, rubbing his face and going "fuuuuck me", and 19 reaction shots of employees, all repeated over and over again in a tedious, uninformative formula. plus a shot of Ramsay taking off his shirt.
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)
rubbing his face and going "fuuuuck me",
lmao this is so hilarious and otm
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:31 (eight years ago)
yeah the og Kitchen Nightmares was one of my fav shows, hated the histrionic version they ported over to the US.
the ep about the salmon+strawberries guy always my fav
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:33 (eight years ago)
fox does it again
― maura, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)
salmon+strawberries guy vs pirate bar rescue
― crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 02:55 (eight years ago)