You can own one belt if it is brown/black reversible.
Brown belt goes with earth tones and brown shoes:
Blue jacket, tan pantsGreen tweed jacket, tan pantsBlue-grey tweed jacket, blue pantsBrown jacket, olive pantsBlue jacket, olive pantsTan jacket, brown pants
Black belt goes with neutral tones and black shoes:
Blue jacket, grey pantsGrey jacket, black pantsBlack jacket, grey pantsBlack jacket, blue pants
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)
I once knew 4 seasons shorts guy and he was a hero to me. And I don't mean bought at a fancy hotel
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)
but I also get that clothes are not so fun for everyone - can't really make a controversial opinion out of this. I guess I think clothes *could* be more fun for more people, but are somehow presented as intimidating or insidery or something? and lots of people who talk about clothes seem to like insulting people.
― chinavision!, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/2sayueo.jpg
― rb (soda), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)
clothes are fun i just like casual clothes more
― marcos, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)
Feeling NV on this one. I'd go everywhere swaddled in a blanket if the world were run by cool people.
All this 'just get seven pairs of 1000 thread count slacks, three gold leaf vests, twelve and a half pairs of bespoke koala skin loafers, and fourteen faux silk Columbian neckties and you're set' nonsense is exhausting to just read. I have enough presentable shirts to get me through a week of work. Done.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)
Black jacket, blue pants
ehhhhhhh
― Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)
This is a super interesting article re: style. I suppose it is broadly a challop, but it is deep in pointing to snobberies is the wealthy/urban
― rb (soda), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)
buy whatever clothes you like and look however you want (my controp there)
however i do believe in dressing for the occasion
― infinity (∞), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)
Most of my garments are at least threadbare or frayed or full-on holey or have like a bleach spot or two and I'm like who caaaaares. Yes, I have a 'blazer' and a 'suit jacket' and nice-ish 'black dress shoes' and they sit in my closet collecting dust until a funeral or a fancy birthday party rolls around.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)
I came of age during the grunge era, whaddaya want from me.
so you only wear them in life or death situations
― Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)
controversial opinion:
i actually enjoy Diners, Drive Ins and Dives more than any Anthony Bourdain show
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)
I mean also if you don't like wearing a suit then you're never going to look good in a suit... but if you're guy fieri you're going to *own* those shorts and that bowling shirt
― chinavision!, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)
chinavision otm; I regard all these "shoulds" as an opportunity for fun and variation and self-expression and, basically, joy. I feel good when I'm dressed appropriately for a situation. But I don't like it when ppl use it as a cudgel to put others down; that's not about fun and joy.
When I am in a situation where I get/need to dress up, I regard each day's choice of tie (or whatever) as a pleasing romp, an opportunity to inject some color and life into the day.
If someone regards clothes as a prison and dressing up as a horrid cliff of discomfort and risk and socioeconomic/class anxiety, I empathize with them. I wish it could be a place of fun for them too.
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)
i may buy this, dont' outbid mehttps://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1949-King-Features-Mens-Neck-Tie-Cartoon-Snuffy-Smith-Buy-It-Now/112604748687
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)
it's a "buy it now" dude
― Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)
never mind, bought it.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)
ymp otm
― flappy bird, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)
dunno if i'll ever wear it but i imagine it will be great for my funeral
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)
ILX has a shorts all year dude!!1!
Just saw one of these specimens at the grocery store. He was waiting a hail storm out near the door to get back out there... Shorts all year people scare me and make me irrationally angry.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)
does the anger subside in direct proportion to the length of the shorts or are there peaks and valleys?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)
Co-sign, actually
― Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)
That Snuffy Smith tie is amazing!
― Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)
xps let me add here that i am usually wearing shorts as part of gym clothes because i am going to or coming from some kind of exercise. and i am a college student and can get away with dressing that casually.
― new noise, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, December 8, 2017 7:46 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Peaks and valleys man. It's a minefield.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)
white dreads are actually okay
― marcos, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)
too far
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)
Going to the gym is unnecessary, just walk more and smoke cigarettes you'll be fine
― flappy bird, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)
The handful of OK white dreads people I know are exceptions to a very, very good rule.
― kim jong deal (suzy), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)
going to the gym is fun. so is walking.
― new noise, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)
I can tell you categorically that this is a losing strategy.
― Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)
i am more okay with white guys with dreads than i am with white guys with cornrows if we're grading on a curve here
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)
My personal white dreads acceptability flow chart goes: Are you Ari Up of the Slits, circa 1979? Yes/No.
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)
Going to the gym is unnecessary, just walk more and smoke cigarettes you'll be fineI can tell you categorically that this is a losing strategy.― Simon H., Friday, December 8, 2017 2:58 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Simon H., Friday, December 8, 2017 2:58 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hey it works for me. if it shaves off 5-10 years of my life all the better
― flappy bird, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)
What's wrong with them?
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/43/a0/a8/43a0a806ebeadb2cbdfb07190274e64d.jpg
― Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)
bumbleclot!
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)
Smoking is a v good way to curb one's appetite. you don't need to go crazy, 3 - 5 cigarettes a day. plus second hand smoke in the world has been virtually eliminated + it's dramatically reduced the risk of cancer i feel
― flappy bird, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)
Some extremely disturbing shit in this thread today.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)
I know. Shorts are really becoming a problem
― flappy bird, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)
Shirts that fit you everywhere except around the collar exist
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)
The shruggle is reel
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)
concerts shouldn't have more than two acts
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)
that's a reasonable opinion
― Evan, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)
I agree except for punk and extreme metal shows where the sets average 20 minutes. In any case the show should be over by 11, max, if it's a weekday
― Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)
Probably the opposite of a controversial opinion in these parts of course
― Simon H., Friday, 8 December 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)
only about 15% of musical artists should do concerts that last longer than 90 minutes and about 40% should aim for 70 minutes or less
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)
bands should be rated at the end of their sets and blacklisted if they get below a specific score for 2 years
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)
only 1 band should be allowed to do 90+ minute concerts, and that band is U2, and they should be forced to do a concert that never ends and can't be recorded or distributed, somewhere far away, until they die
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)
it just goes on and on my friend
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)