brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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Lol the DUP run Britain

Fair dos, there's None More British after all.

Coveney looking pretty naive now.

"But I have to say that she is a tough negotiator, and not an easy one. She’s defending the point of view of Britain with all the energy we know she has."

Damning.

He's a joker, Juncker.

Hearing it was the DUP call that sunk today's chances of a deal - Foster held her press conf, 20 mins later May leaves talks with Juncker to call her, goes back into the room and the deal is off

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 4, 2017

This couldn't have been handled more embarrassingly if May had walked off with the tablecloth tucked into her belt.

I don't much care beyond lulz at the moment but all these tits acting like the UK has ever been an homogeneous entity are quite annoying. Looking at you, Khan.

kicking the can down to...later this week. #okcool

why would may think the dup were going to accept this deal? surely she's not that stupid?

is it just a way of clearly highlighting that it's the dup's fault - she'll have her revenge when they lose all their seats in england, scotland and wales next election.

driving the clown car to a new parking spot down the road xp

So what's her next move? Call the DUP's bluff? In the Commons there is likely a majority in favour of this deal, or any deal that keeps us in SM, frankly. That leaves her facing a no-confidence vote, which they either let her lose and we go straight to Corbyn, or she wins and the deal's done?

This was very foreseeable as soon as they made the C&S deal so you'd think most governments wd have foreseen it. Most.

It's almost as if she's a fucking cretin or something.

Far be it from me to say etc

but in a weak semi-defence of May this is a result of the structural inadequacy of our polity as it stands

so glad she crushed the saboteurs

no wait, c&s the saboteurs

The saboteurs are calling from inside the House

Several European countries seem to have got themselves mired in prolonged electoral clusterfucks lately but I'm not sure any of them are as uniquely fucked as us right now.

Perfect storm of first past the post, main parties with huge fractures in their constituencies and nationalism pulling at the union and turning into xenophobia within England

ok so today was the required deadline to get stage 1 sorted and move onto stage 2, and whoops we missed it

but what in practice does this mean (beyond maximal egg-on-face for may for presenting it as she did)*: does everyone just continue talking away to get eventually stage 1 nailed down sometime in the near -- or distant! -- future, or does some other bad stuff kick in? wasn't this deadline one of TM's inflexible self-imposed constraints, now set aside? having to take more time *isn't* really a downside for her, is it? the constriant was self-imposed to persuade the brexit nutter squad she was serious. as long as no one is stepping up to challenge her, what's changed here?

*this lousy presentation is of course a repeat problem (and a pathological symptom): viz the announcement re not fully funding manchester after the terrorist attack, and then backing down on this the next day

Luckily it's a timetable rather than I target I assume. In the strict bullshit government indicators sense I mean

To round off the day:

Scottish Westminster voting intention:

SNP: 37% (-2)
LAB: 28% (+2)
CON: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 7% (-)

via @Survation, 27 - 30 Nov
Chgs. w/ September.

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 4, 2017

1 in 4 Scots supporting the Tories, cunts.

unionism is a helluva drug

simonk133 talks thru the issue i was bothered abt above, re the thing which now kicks in (= eu not allowing us to move to stage 2 w/o firming up a soft b in all parts of the uk)*

I think UK gov has basically checkmated itself here. Principle that border can only be soft through regulatory convergence has been accepted, and they can't now back away from this or Ire/EU will block phase 2. But DUP won't accept NI special status so to get this through (cont)

— Simon (@simonk_133) December 4, 2017

*albeit in occluded language

the one condition it will work under obv is if the brexit arrangement for the mainland also looks quite a lot like the single market

Maybe they can sell the idea that the UK is staying in the single market and England minus London is the exceptional case.

brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

1 in 4 Scots supporting the Tories, cunts.

look i'm not saying that details of scottish tories should be kept in a public database like sex offenders but

So

What happens if we can't agree a border

uk annexes ireland

sorry lads

Groundhog Day celebrated between march 17 and July 12 so

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as we learned today, the things laura k hears are not necessarily particularly accurate or reliable, but

Hear opposition had been told to expect a 'major statement' from the PM in Commons tomorrow that could last several hours - now cancelled

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 4, 2017

Faisal Islam reporting the same thing. Not seeing it on tomorrow's calendar either (but didn't see the schedule before, so...)
https://calendar.parliament.uk/calendar/Commons/All/2017/12/5/Daily

certainly looks emptier than the rest of the week though.

May is in Cube and every doorway leads to more fiery torments, might as well enjoy this!

So, as per Simon's tweet basically she'll get the Tory backbenchers to lump what is effectively a soft-brexit deal? There is no strategy for forcing May out - and no replacement leader (Johnson could well lose his seat in the next GE), and Labour would win the next GE (with the help of Scotland) so I don't know where the hard Brexit Tories would go beyond huffing and puffing about the deal.

to be honest as noted i was mainly posting that bcz it sets out what the situation is that now kicks in, courtesy the EU and stage 2: i'm not prepared to bet on a may plan vs the brexit intransigents being carried through, or them in any way adequately tamped down or frozen out or "threatened" into shutting up

(bcz the "threat" is basically may holding the poison bottle up to her lips and saying "if you don't do as i say, i will drink it here and now" -- and i don't think this is actually a very effective threat at all, it certainly didn't work on the DUP)

her throughline to a workable soft bexit is continuing to play DUP intransigence off against ultra-brexit intransigence, esp.as the former will outlast the latter, but it could hardly be a more peril-strewn and unclear throughline, assuming that's even where she's aiming (or that she has any idea where she's aiming) (11D chess is never what's going on anywhere: but surely least of all here)

(bcz the "threat" is basically may holding the poison bottle up to her lips and saying "if you don't do as i say, i will drink it here and now" -- and i don't think this is actually a very effective threat at all, it certainly didn't work on the DUP)

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Poor taste

So I believe, I wouldn't touch the stuff myself either tbf.

Dim view being taken this side of your lot I'm afraid chaps

The BBC News website has a video guide for folks confused by Brexit which they have chosen to call 'Bamboozled by Brexit'. It just seems like an odd choice given the two meanings of 'bamboozle' as 'confuse' or as 'swindle'.

"theresa lives in central london. she says she does not know what brexit means, even though politicians keep talking about it."

The frustrating and dumb thing about this is that there's no clear democratic mandate for any one kind of Brexit, but a fairly clear Parliamentary majority for one that stays in the Single Market and the Customs Union. The only thing preventing it is May's weakness and stubborn determination to hang onto a job she manifestly does not deserve, plus a side order of Corbyn terror. Her own most fanatical backbenchers would be less of a problemn without those factors.

Ultimately something has to break soon otherwise we're going to be stuck at this point until the exact point at which we tip over the cliff, but there doesn't seem to be any way out that doesn't also break May's Premiership. She has to go.

there's no democratic mandate because the referendum question was so stupidly simple but really, i don't know a single Leave voter who doesn't want to be out of the Single Market. i'm not defending that opinion but "Brexit means Brexit" seems clear enough to me - i don't believe any Leave voters want to belong to some softcore version of the EU, they think sovereignty means never having to say you're sorry.