can't find the "this face" thread so HEY THERE FUCK FACE, HEY THERE FUCK FACE
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)
this facial expression
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)
that's different though, that's the "got caught cheating on my wife" face
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)
Variety's Lauer story is live.
http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/matt-lauer-accused-sexual-harassment-multiple-women-1202625959/
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)
"His office was in a secluded space, and he had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside without getting up."
― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)
wtf
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)
everything in that article was fucking gross
― cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:47 (eight years ago)
i have good memories of keillor's woebegone stories. from i guess the mid-80s. they were touching and thoughtful and slow. my family would sit around and just listen. we lived surrounded by republicans and racism and bullshit and it felt like a kind of reflective oasis. i haven't thought about him in years and years though.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, November 29, 2017 1:56 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
feel you on this
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)
It is pretty bad when the least offensive thing you've done is played FMK with coworkers about other coworkers.
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)
yeah that's so quaint
― j., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:05 (eight years ago)
What not to do!
Sad about @MLauer great guy, highly skilled & empathetic w guests & a real gentleman to my family & me. News is a flirty business & it seems like current epidemic of #SexHarassmentAllegations may be criminalizing courtship & conflating it w predation. What about #GarrisonKeillor?— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 29, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:20 (eight years ago)
"News is a flirty business"
I've... no words
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)
Okay so Geraldo is in the queue for some primo allegations, is my takeaway from that.
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:21 (eight years ago)
geraldo’s nervous flopsweat is palpable in that tweetwaiting for the shoe to drop i presume
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)
I'm a fool to do your flirty work
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)
or dan otm iow xp
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)
I have never heard of anyone say "I got into the news game to meet girls"
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)
lol rogue "of" there, you know what I mean
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)
you get to wear a hat taht sez 'press' in it, totally takes the pressure off introducing yourself, it's a readymade excuse to chat whoever up!
― j., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)
Lol @ Dan's DN
'News is a flirty business' is an insane thing to say. What it's saying is: 'sexual harassment is part of the news business'. That may be closer to the truth. But then try and make it not so.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)
I watched Network the day after the Charlie Rose story broke and it was pretty startling, as prescient as it is in many ways it also shows & celebrates that kind of "news is a flirty business" mindset. not to mention that movie is single-handedly responsible for Aaron Sorkin
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)
The whole Matt Lauer Office Sex Button thing should be a really good jumping off point for figuring out how the bosses at NBC has indulged and protected him.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)
oh plz let geraldo disappear
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)
The tweets that follow that are, how you say, 'interesting.'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:37 (eight years ago)
the twist in al capones vault should have been that it turned into a real life cask of amontillado feat. Geraldo
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)
the key thread of the Lauer Variety article is that he and his ilk are in-house philanderers so they can keep up their 'public face' bullshit.
ie I wonder if he had his remote door lock installed, or if it was inherited.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)
It's funny how he got into the biz to meet girls when most women think journalists and journalism majors are, with good reason, among the least concerned with personal hygiene and basic standards of dress.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)
the only positive thing Geraldo ever did was not avoid a chair thrown by a neo nazi on his tv show.
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)
lol Ned OTM
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)
https://www.amazon.com/Exposing-Myself-Geraldo-Paisner-Daniel/dp/B000ZPOWA4
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)
what the--!
― omar little, Wednesday, November 29, 2017
decades' worth of macalester alumna shaking their heads like damn son you didn't know?
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)
demanding someone suck your dick isn't flirting, Gerardo
― akm, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)
There's no way to know if that door lock button was installed for Hugh Downs in 1965
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)
Breaking News: NBC received at least 2 more complaints about Matt Lauer, hours after his firing https://t.co/w1gdKZlJcb— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 29, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)
Apparently these door lock switches are a thing at NBC.
FYI, as strange as it sounds in print, several execs at NBC News have this auto door close switch under their office desks at 30 Rock. I always found it to be intimidating but not unusual.— Betsy Fischer Martin (@BFischerMartin) November 29, 2017
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)
why... would you need to trap people in your office. or block people out, I guess?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)
well, it's TV!
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)
Wouldn't want to expend valuable energy standing up and walking to the door to lock it.
― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)
It would be extremely intimidating if the door locked while both hands are still on the desk. I guess one would innocently assume they exist because rich people don't like walking across their giant offices to lock a door to have a private "business discussion".
― Evan, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)
how else would Ned Beatty be able to give that crazy speech in Network if not for automatic curtain sliders and door lockers
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)
having a way to lock your door from your desk doesn't strike me as intrinsically creepy, but when you're known as a serial sexual harasser...yeah
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)
can only assume these guys also have a trap-door button under their desk like mr burns
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSbOXKDfaQ
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)
Just a little flirting
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)
having a way to lock your door from your desk doesn't strike me as intrinsically creepy
nah, it's really really fucking creepy.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)
if you want to lock your door behind you, you can just do that as you enter a room and close the door behind you. the reason you would need this button is for locking other people into the room with you. which is creepy. unless there is a good non-creepy reason to lock people into a room without their knowledge i am overlooking.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)
Don't want anyone walking in and stealing jokes.
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)
if you lock the door remotely from the desk couldn't the person trying to escape just unlock the door on the way out?
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:48 (eight years ago)
of course higher level executives want to be able to close doors without having to get up. they might trip over their own shortcomings on the way from their desks
― maura, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)
Yeah it's creepy af
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)